Thread: I have a big problem...

If you haven't seen The 40-Year-Old Virgin, go rent it today. The opening sequence show just how (not) to deal with this situation!

Seriously, though... this problem will mostly pass by the time you're done with high school.

Yup, there are a few options:

1) wait for it to relax and soften

2) force it (i don't reccomend this) to bend

3) go out in your backyard and pee like a dog


I choose option 1, its the easiest and least abnormal or painful.

do not invite her to the pants party then


report her for sexual herasment

yeah like this guy: It wasnt visible but I think he was trying to fight an erection badly

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1...ourceid=igoogle

oh yeah and the whore that likes grinding in the darkroom...

her methods of arousing boys is more subtle than public self-stimulation of the erogenous zones

she's toned down quite a bit lately, but I've got some funny clips of her on video.

Haha. You should email them to me.
Because you're just cool like that...

dito

when my other computer decides to stop being a bitch then I'll do that

I have never peed in the shower in my life. The way to ease the troubles of morning glory is to piss before you go to bed, and when you wake up just relax until it softens. Never peed in the shower in my life.

yeah. Just do what needs to be done, and it will go down after a release or two. then pee away. I've never peed in the shower before either that sounds a bit gross actually.

Is anyone else disturbed by the fact that this topic has gotten this many replies?
Well, such is the internet.

I'm not disturbed.
I masturbate in the shower...

shouldn't that be *with* the shower

everybody does it, only the cool kids admit it.

and in the shower is the perfect place to do it.... nobody wants crusty sheets or spots on the wall. In the shower it's all fiberglass and when you're done just rinse it off. Down the drain it goes.

I envy girls, their orgasm's are 4x stronger than mens, most of the time its dry, and they can do it more discreetly making public masturbation more of a possibility.

a few years ago someone posted a video in here that they took with their phone of a girl masturbating in class... its on my computer somewhere

Yeah, I'm gonna go with pOOp on this one. Male orgasms are a big let-down, to be totally honest... I feel a bit ripped-off, and want my money back. Any girls out there want to swap bodies?

Originally Posted by potato

everybody does it, only the cool kids admit it.

and in the shower is the perfect place to do it.... nobody wants crusty sheets or spots on the wall. In the shower it's all fiberglass and when you're done just rinse it off. Down the drain it goes.
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yes, i agree completely with that. to be quite frank, i, personally, think semen is pretty gross. so when i masturbate, about 90% of the time it's in the shower, and the rest of the time, it's into the toilet.

heh. i never thought i'd be talking about my masturbation habits on the internet . . .

ha yeah I know... it looks like milk left out too long. Dont even want to know what it tastes like.

I don't get why guys want girls to swallow all the time.. who the hell cares???

lol banned

lol great thread....its funny to see how many guys pee in the shower...make sure you wash yourself after that, or else you'll smell of pee coming out of the shower...GROSSS ew

or, just dont pee there...

Heres what I do, I wakeup...walk around the house, watch a little tv...and in about 4-5 minutes I can finally go sit down properly & pee without nearly snapping mr. annoying downstairs in half trying to aim it lol...

Honestly though, whoever said that earlier, was right about men having the short straw, we have this poking giant down below that always seems to get in the godamn way in the most inconvenient times. It gives maybe half the pleasure a girl gets.


Lucky girls, why couldn't i be one lol life sure is fair!

Maybe if reincarnation is real I will deserve a female body next time around, hopefully!

Awesome thread lol.

Although I cannot say I really have this problem... Amd I weird?lol

well for one thing i always pee right before i go to bed, so generally i don't need to go badly in the morning.

Also i usually don't wake up with an erection( maybe cos of above method). IF i do i just lay there for a while until it goes away or if i need the toilet bad i try and think about something sexually nasty to turn me off quickly. Say an obese person naked( unless you like obese people..then think of an anorexic person) or something, some turn off to drain that blood.