Men Strike Back!

[Clairity]

Men Strike Back! (Guys, this is for you!) ________________________________________ How many men does it take to open a beer? None... it should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I married "Miss Right". I just didn't know her first name was "Always". ------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a "Wedding Cake". ------------------------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head, a beer gut, and still think they're sexy. ------------------------------------------------------------------- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. .

[NeAvO]

Lol

[Goldney]

Hahah, I love comedy like that.

[Seeker]

I love it! Now if I only still had that female joke list I deleted after taking that discimination course at work last month

[King and God]

Haha, hilarious yet completely true!

[Oneironaut Zero]

Lmfao. Good stuff.

[Marvo]

Good one

[carcharoth]

Good one. I love this kind of jokes

[Man of Shred]

Wow! a woman who can laugh at herself! Where have you been all my life????

[♥Mark]

This is offensive.

[arby]

This is offensive. Captain obvious to the rescue!

[Patrick]

Ouch. Hope there aren't any feminists here. Apart from Mark... which is a funny name for a girl, really...

[Swikity]

Ouch. Hope there aren't any feminists here. Apart from Mark... which is a funny name for a girl, really... hahaha xD

[Judia]

Ouch. Hope there aren't any feminists here. Apart from Mark... which is a funny name for a girl, really... LMAO!!!! To be truthful, any guy did that to me, I'd bury him alive in the cemetary and put 'Jerk' on his gravestong. Of course, I'd first make sure he can't yell for help or do anything to get out of there until I'm good and ready to let him out. As long as it's a joke, and it's not serious, I can laugh. lol I think Mark is a guy, and yeah, these are sort of offensive, but they are funny. It's that male chauvinist sorta way.

[Clairity]

Wow! a woman who can laugh at herself! Where have you been all my life???? LOL.. I try not to take myself (or life) too seriously. And while some may find them "offensive".. I find them funny because I don't see any "truth" in them.. they're simply laughable! Oh.. and to answer your question.. I've been right here! .

[Swikity]

To be truthful, any guy did that to me, I'd bury him alive in the cemetary and put 'Jerk' on his gravestong. What's that? A gravestong? hahaha That fits so perfectly in this thread xD Its alright, the girls can start a similar thread if you want... But it will never top this.