In Today's News...

**Patrick** · 01-28-2009 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

I was suggesting the top part looks an awful lot like a vagina. [/delayedreaction]

Yeah, and I was suggesting that that requires quite a bit of imagination.

**High Hunter** · 01-28-2009 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Man Tries to Rape Raccoon...The Inevitable Happens (Yes. You read that correctly.)

Hahahahahahaha....what in the hell.

Beware the Toy Uterus!

**Amethyst Star** · 02-20-2009 07:19 PM

Oregon governor Kulongoski asks teachers to work five schol days for free.

I sure do love my state

**no-Name** · 03-03-2009 07:09 AM

Mrs. Gates Keeps iPhones Away From the Kids

EDIT: Kitten Found Stuffed Inside Marijuana Bong

**no-Name** · 03-19-2009 06:28 AM

Attempt to ensnare boyfriend comes back to bite Indiana woman

Oh yes. She was just drunk, that's all.

**Kamikaze** · 03-20-2009 05:38 AM

Josef Fritzl Sentenced to Life

He deserves far worse punishment.

**ChrissyMaria** · 03-20-2009 06:06 AM

http://www.infowars.com/house-passes...-service-bill/
http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bill...bill=h111-1388

dun dun dun, forced national civilian 'army'

I'm not going to no boot camp nooo way i wouldn't last a day

**Emi Chan** · 03-22-2009 03:43 AM

For those of you who watch Current Tv then you may find this latest news very interesting and disturbing. For those who are familiar with Current Tv then you should be familiar with a journalist by the name of Laura Ling who is the vice president of Vanguard that airs on Wednesday nights. The latest news indicates she and another journalist name Euna Lee are both being detained in North Korea. What are they doing in North Korea? I have no idea.

I think this will turn into something ugly.

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/as...s.journalists/

www.current.com

Laura Ling Journalist

**Oneironaut Zero** · 03-30-2009 12:09 AM

Walk it off. It's only a heart attack.

**no-Name** · 03-30-2009 02:13 PM

Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room.

New story behind my avatar~

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust
TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl

**Mes Tarrant** · 03-30-2009 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Walk it off. It's only a heart attack.

Wow.

Dedication.

**Tornado Joe** · 03-30-2009 03:42 PM

bleh, he's no Black Knight!

"Running away, eh? Come back, it's merely a flesh wound..."

**Zhaylin** · 03-30-2009 07:49 PM

That's what I thought too Mes Tarrant!

Rightly or wrongly, I'm on the Sham-Wow guys side because Ms. Harris refused to cooperate and give her side of the story. Maybe the whole thing was a ruse for a personal lawsuit against him. If it is, I hope she loses. What did she expect when she bit his tongue lol

While at that site I discovered something new:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...091venus1.html
rofl! That is a TINY community. My bio-dad and his family live there and I never knew the club existed (of course, I haven't been in the neighborhood for 8 or 9 years).
That is one of the worst places to open a club. It's far away from the Interstate and it's mostly a residential community of largely poor-lower/middle income people. I wouldn't expect it to have had much success.

**Tornado Joe** · 04-08-2009 09:29 PM

Aaaahhhh... they just won't leave me alone!!

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**Zhaylin** · 04-10-2009 07:03 PM

http://www.wzzm13.com/news/news_stor...07779&catid=14

It's nice to see the Pit Bull getting some good publicity for a change.

**Oneironaut Zero** · 04-11-2009 01:37 AM

Taking "Indecent Proposal" to a whooooole 'nother level Lol.

Radiohead to Testify Against the RIAA

**Tornado Joe** · 04-15-2009 05:18 PM

http://news.aol.com/article/right-wi...remists/428197

So if you believe in the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, are fed up with the corrupt government and corporate bailouts, you are an evil "Right Wing Extremist"? I thought they were called Americans?

"So you way you want a re-vo-lutiooooon, weeell, you know..."

**Zhaylin** · 05-14-2009 01:27 PM

My son sent me this...
Thought 'yal would get a giggle out of it.
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Irish-...1451.html?.v=1

**Catbus** · 05-14-2009 06:31 PM

http://www.ncwanted.com/ncwanted_home/story/5134632/

A football coach at a highscool near me had sex with a 17 year old girl and knocked her up.

**no-Name** · 05-28-2009 09:07 PM

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/30967440/

Cat grows wing-like appendages, little known about the cause~

**DarkLucideity** · 05-28-2009 11:24 PM

Originally Posted by no-name

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/30967440/

Cat grows wing-like appendages, little known about the cause~

One step closer...

**Oneironaut Zero** · 06-13-2009 12:38 PM

Amid hard times, an influx of real superheroes

**Specialis Sapientia** · 06-13-2009 12:52 PM

Boy hit by metoriote..

Damn, he's lucky.

**Oneironaut Zero** · 06-13-2009 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by Specialis Sapientia

Boy hit by metoriote..

Damn, he's lucky.

Wow. I'm imagining the experience of being there when it fell to Earth; the large fireball, the thunder-like clap of entry through the atmosphere, and seeing it make the crater.

Awesome.