Why nerdy guys r better lovers

**Man of Shred** · 06-12-2007 05:10 AM

I found this article rather cute. And i must say it's the truth! It's nerds like me who watched star trek and invented the cellphone based on the communicator. And what does every good lookin girl have? a cellphone... nuff said:p

Nerds Make Better Lovers

By Cristina Millano
Glee Contributor
Updated: Saturday, April 15, 2006
It’s one of the biggest misconceptions in dating, and it’s time to get it out in the open for good. The so-called “cool” men and women out there aren’t half as good in the sack as their “nerdier” counterparts. Nerds not only have the brains, but they also have the most powerful possession of all, the love touch. These guys and gals have taken the time to do their homework, and they’ve mastered the geography, chemistry and mathematical formulas of how to make your body scream. Ready to smarten up and become the ultimate seducer? Then put away those shades and pick up a pocket protector because your about to get lesson 101 in love.
Nerds Take the Time to Research
Study yourself: Nix the neediness and get to know yourself inside and out.
Start Inside:
Being unhappy with your life is not a good reason to get into a relationship. No matter how “perfect” another person may seem to be, they will never be able to fill the empty holes in your life. The only person that has the power to do that is you.
Work your way outside:
There’s a reason the so-called four-eyed dweebs aced biology and anatomy class. Sex and health experts agree the best way to become better at using your body is by taking the time to learn how it works. Set aside some private time for self-gratification and figure out how your body works and responds to sexual stimulation.
Nerds Have a Much Bigger Hard Drive
Not only do nerds take the time to listen to their partners, but they also mentally take notes, remember and are able to retrieve the information at the most opportune moments. The best way to make your partner feel sexy, sensual, wanted and larger than life is to listen to him or her. Because most of the world rarely gives you its devoted attention, imagine how special you’ll feel when one individual does.
Nerds are Passionate about Learning
Nerds tend to be encyclopedias of information. They ask the who, what, why and where about everything and anything. It’s both fascinating and exhilarating to be around passionate individuals. Take the time to study and learn new things because knowledge is just plain sexy.
A hot body might get you in the door, but eventually, what meets the eye will fade. It’s important to add depth and substance to your personality. The hottest, most intense relationships are the ones with people you can really talk to, laugh with and learn from every day.
Nerds are Smart about Finding Love
Make the Odds Fall in Your Favor:
It is true that you may get lucky at any moment, but the best way to stop it from occurring is to wait for it to happen.

Nerds Make Better Lovers

By Cristina Millano
Glee Contributor
Updated: Saturday, April 15, 2006
Increase your chances of getting and finding what you want by going to the right places. While you won’t always end up in the winners' circle, you will, at least, give yourself a fair shot.
These days, technology has made it easier than ever to find like-minded singles. Millions of people have met their life partners by using dating sites.
Don’t like computers? Get involved in something you like. Join a sports league, sign up for a wine-tasting class, volunteer, say yes to invitations from friends. Just get yourself out there. Yes, you may feel like a big nerd at first, but that is exactly the point!
*Nerd Tip*
Don’t look for a hot, fun, no-strings-attached date in the library. Be smart about what you want and then determine the best place to get it. If you want more casual fun, go to a bar or nightclub.
Nerds Study and Are Not Afraid to Ask Questions
If you want to be successful in both your long-term and short-term romantic relationships, then learn how to study your partner.
Pay attention to how they like to be kissed. What makes them blush, what makes their eyes widen with excitement, what types of movies do they enjoy? Use these details to determine what types of things turn them on.
Once you’ve made it inside the bedroom, don’t be afraid to ask questions. Ask them if they like it slow, fast, hard, soft, on top, bottom, left, right or in the middle. If they are shy about questions, then be subtle about it. For example, after you’ve kissed them in a certain place, pay attention to how they react. Then in a sensual or playful whisper, ask them if they enjoyed it. Make sure to teach them what you like and don’t like. Remember, you will never ace the test if you don't ask questions and learn the right answers.
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**QwinsepiaSquared** · 06-12-2007 02:43 PM

Specs and a calculator, OH YEAH BABY!

**Snooze** · 06-12-2007 02:49 PM

i put on my robe and wizard hat

**Sornaensis** · 06-12-2007 02:55 PM

XD <-- says it all....

**Jdeadevil** · 06-12-2007 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by Snooze

i put on my robe and wizard hat

Isn't that the famous RPG cyber quote? Lol!

**Ynot** · 06-12-2007 07:02 PM

http://www.bash.org/?104383

**Xaqaria** · 06-12-2007 10:48 PM

I don't agree at all. The typical definition of nerd is someone who lacks proper social and sympathetic skills and aren't very capable of reading other people's desires and intentions. The most important "skill" in bed is the ability to read your partner's body language in order to tell what feels good and what doesn't.

This is a skill that most nerds have no hope of developing, since their social interactions are extremely limited.

**Goldney** · 06-12-2007 10:54 PM

Hahah, I bet a nerd wrote that as propaganda to hope turn around the whole nerd=bad in bed thing.

**Ynot** · 06-12-2007 11:01 PM

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.
- Charles J. Sykes

**joey11223** · 06-12-2007 11:09 PM

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

I don't agree at all. The typical definition of nerd is someone who lacks proper social and sympathetic skills and aren't very capable of reading other people's desires and intentions. The most important "skill" in bed is the ability to read your partner's body language in order to tell what feels good and what doesn't.

This is a skill that most nerds have no hope of developing, since their social interactions are extremely limited.

QFT(though usually you do that for lil thingies). I think they mean those people who are really nice and kind but are overlooked and maybe called nerds, but their not at all. Someone who is the definition of a nerd certainly wouldn't be ale to emote at all, no good for huggling

**Man of Shred** · 06-13-2007 12:11 AM

the article was written by a woman.

besides my definition of nerd isn't neccesarily your definition of nerd

**Neruo** · 06-13-2007 12:21 AM

Nothing spells 'Love' more then saying "Honey, You make my megaHertz beat faster." Or "You look as good as a GeForce 6400 XM55 336gHz front bus."

**Moonbeam** · 06-13-2007 02:23 AM

All my men wear pocket protectors, or they wear nothing at all.

**joey11223** · 06-13-2007 01:23 PM

ok donty make fun ofme, but im being serious, what is a pocket protector? Is it a saying or an actual product that protevts your pocket? confusing

Oh and but i mean someone following the definition of a "modern" computer Nerd would not be able to do those things as they wouldn't be able to be social.

**Burns** · 06-13-2007 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by Neruo

"You look as good as a GeForce 6400 XM55 336gHz front bus."

LOL I must be the perfect woman for a nerd because I actually understood that :p

**Seeker** · 06-13-2007 03:58 PM

I was considered a nerd all through school. I did do my homework and regularly make my wife scream, often multiple times

I also have people working under me who were part of the popular crowd.

Life is good!8)

**Joseph_Stalin** · 06-13-2007 05:53 PM

Bravo Seeker, haha

However, what Xaqaria said is pretty true. I think the articles would be more accurate by replacing "nerd" with, say, "quirky individual." You know, more eccentric, knowledgeable types.

**Goldney** · 06-13-2007 06:00 PM

Awesome Seeker.

**Mes Tarrant** · 06-13-2007 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

I don't agree at all. The typical definition of nerd is someone who lacks proper social and sympathetic skills and aren't very capable of reading other people's desires and intentions. The most important "skill" in bed is the ability to read your partner's body language in order to tell what feels good and what doesn't.

This is a skill that most nerds have no hope of developing, since their social interactions are extremely limited.

Yeah I agree with that.

Can I just say... I hate how guys (nerds or not) assume that women orgasm through intercourse alone. Jeeeeeez. A minimum amount of research will tell you that most women don't.

**Adrenaline Junkie** · 06-13-2007 09:49 PM

I wasn't considered a nerd but i did follow the crowd a bit and acted bad, but that was two years ago, now i'm independant and try to be myself and honest about things, tbh with you in the bedroom i think that both the man and the woman have to be happy for it to be an enjoyable experience. I'd rather not have intercourse with my wife (if i get married) and have her feeling annoyed at the end, i'd make her feel good about herself aswell

Maybe i gave too many details but i try to be fair about things, wait, i'm going a bit off topic here lol, ah well, you learnt something about me at least.

**Burns** · 06-13-2007 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Can I just say... I hate how guys (nerds or not) assume that women orgasm through intercourse alone. Jeeeeeez. A minimum amount of research will tell you that most women don't.

Amen to that, sista

**Moonbeam** · 06-14-2007 02:52 AM

Originally Posted by joey11223

ok donty make fun ofme, but im being serious, what is a pocket protector? Is it a saying or an actual product that protevts your pocket? confusing

Yes, it is a plastic sleeve that goes into the chest-pocket to protect it from all the pens, slide-rules, etc. that are stored there by a nerd. Sometimes there is even advertising from a geeky company on the little flap that hangs over on the outside--bonus nerd points.

Maybe a nerd amongst us can find a picture to post. Altho I prefer nerds, their skills didn't rub off on me, so to speak.