Dunno if this has been done already, but... |
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Dunno if this has been done already, but... |
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i am not a celebrity look-alike. i am a one-of-a-kind custom design original. any celeb who looks like me is a counterfeit and a copyright violation, and shall be destroyed.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
Awkward silences annoy me, because I get the urge to go, "Boy, that was awkward." and then it turns out no-one else thought it was an awkward silence at all, and I'd entirely misjudged the situation entirely, which in turn made it awkward from there on. |
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- People who believe lies about me |
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- Immature people |
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A rather large chunk of the human population. |
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This space is reserved for signature text. A signature goes here. A signature is static combination of words at the end of a post. This is not a signature. Its a signature placeholder. One day my signature will go here.
Signed,
Me
people who pronounce the word "false" as "faults" |
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2007- 20; 2008- 8
People who borrow cash from me to buy something really small, like some drink that costs $4. I then see that they have a credit and a debit card in their purse and I ask why they don't just use that. They laugh and say, "Pshh, I don't want to put $4 on my credit card." I say, "Why not?", waiting for a logical reason... and they just kind of mumble something incoherent, then change the subject very rapidly to avoid more questions of the same nature. |
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Well now that you mention it... |
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the word "twas" |
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2007- 20; 2008- 8
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{~]-[tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of your life]-[~}
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Leer |
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You merely have to change your point of view slightly, and then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light.
Anti-Leerer's |
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Things are not as they seem
Run its course? I have a feeling this joke will stick around for leers. |
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Last edited by Alvarian; 11-18-2007 at 08:16 AM.
-the word random |
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2007- 20; 2008- 8
Wearing a shirt when my hair is wet annoys me. My hair needs to be DRY before I put a shirt on. |
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Do a reality check.
Something that annoys me... ordering a 6 dollar book for 30 dollars (over seas) and have it never actually make it to your mailbox. |
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Long line ups crossing to america via bridge |
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I should be floating, but I'm weighted by thinking
It annoys me when I see girls flirting with the guy I've really really liked since I was 13 years old. Jealousy is supposably a form of obsession and NOT love, but I can't help being jealous. And I am in love with him, not obsessed. |
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