Knock Knock |
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i agree... |
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Dream Journal http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...ad.php?t=54253
Adopted by Robot Butler!
Goals: have 5 LDs over the summer [ ]
Gain better control over my LD's[ ]
Lucid dreams =2!!
Knock Knock |
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Chel<33
A polar bear and a seal were taking a bath together and the polar bear asks the seal for some soap and the seal says "No Soap, radio!" |
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Two men walk into a bar. |
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CHuck Norris went to the virgin islands now they are called just the Islands. |
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Some are born to sweet deleight
Some are born to endless night
LD Tasks:
[ ] Have a bloody LD
[ ] Play lead guitar and/or vocals in a rock concert with TONS of people (yeah I've been playing a lot of Rock Band lately... lol)
[ ] Beat the tar out of select people...
...the seal was trying to kill the polar bear...by tossing him a radio while he's in the bath. |
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High Head at Low Noon
Dream Journal http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...ad.php?t=54253
Adopted by Robot Butler!
Goals: have 5 LDs over the summer [ ]
Gain better control over my LD's[ ]
Lucid dreams =2!!
a pirate and a sailor are chatting in a bar, swapping stories. the sailor asks the pirate about his wooden leg. |
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? |
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How do you know you are not dreaming right now?
Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic? He always thought he was following someone. |
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LD Tasks:
[ ] Have a bloody LD
[ ] Play lead guitar and/or vocals in a rock concert with TONS of people (yeah I've been playing a lot of Rock Band lately... lol)
[ ] Beat the tar out of select people...
Why do Halloween and Christmas fall on the same day? |
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Lol who figured that one out? |
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LD Tasks:
[ ] Have a bloody LD
[ ] Play lead guitar and/or vocals in a rock concert with TONS of people (yeah I've been playing a lot of Rock Band lately... lol)
[ ] Beat the tar out of select people...
^ Theres alot of them types of jokes that are for Shock Value, such as this one! |
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