tell me the funniest jokes you've ever heard

**DrEaMeR23** · 04-12-2008 04:33 AM

what happened to the classic yo mama jokes??

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license picture says "continued on back"

Yo mama's so hairy, Big Foot had a crush on her.

Yo mama's so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people shout, "Taxi!"

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

Yo mama is so old, she said when she was in school, there was no history class.

Yo mama is so old, she ran track with the dinosaurs.

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama's so stupid, she asks people, "What's the number for 911?"

Yo mama's so stupid, when you stand next to her, you hear the ocean.

There's plenty more, but those are some of my favorites.

**StephenT** · 04-13-2008 03:25 AM

A 81 year old man goes to the doctor and asks for a sperm count. The doctor says, "What? Your 81 years old why do you want that?" The old man says, "Just humor me." So the doctor gives him a cup and tells him to bring it back the next day. The next day, the man shows up with an empty cup and the doctor says, "What happened? Why's it empty?" The old man says, "Well, I tried my left hand, tried my right hand, tried both hands, my wife tried her left hand, tried her right hand, tried both hands, the neighbor lady tried her right hand, tried her left hand, tried both hands, but we could not get the lid off this jar."

**Universal Mind** · 04-13-2008 03:34 AM

Your mama's so fat, when she puts on a red dress, all the kids yell, "Hey! Kool-Aid!"

**LimoZeen!** · 04-13-2008 04:20 AM

Lol Stephen's was good.

What's the difference between <insert your least favorite college football team's school name here> girls and garbage? The garbage gets taken out once a week!