Yeah, well the presentation is everything I guess . |
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Why'd the dead baby cross the road? |
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Lucid Dreaming Goals
[Done] Remember multiple dreams a night, consistently
[Done] Become Lucid (6/28/07)
[Done] Fly
[ ] Fly some more
I am hoping we aren't continue with the dead baby jokes. Maybe if I use them all up they won't keep coming. I don't remember them as well as I did back in 8th grade, but let's see. |
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Last edited by Omnis Dei; 03-18-2008 at 05:45 AM.
Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.
Man walks into the entropy bar, bartender asks, "Can I take your order?" |
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Two men are in a bar exchanging words. |
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And if I had wheels, I'd be a wagon.
If a tree falls on a baby in a forest, and nobody's around to hear it, is it still hilarious? |
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Three anglers sitting in a pub, boasting, trying to outdo each other. |
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Went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. I stood in the short line. |
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I play broccoli with checkers every night.
Dream Journal http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...ad.php?t=54253
Adopted by Robot Butler!
Goals: have 5 LDs over the summer [ ]
Gain better control over my LD's[ ]
Lucid dreams =2!!
"A woman I was dancing with told me she had a yeast infection. I asked if she could make me a loaf of bread." |
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"Ka is a wheel." -Stephen King
My Dream Journal: http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...ad.php?t=54284
LDs: 1; 1 DILD
How do you make a dead old lady float? |
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How do you know you are not dreaming right now?
Here's a joke my big brother, Connor, told me on St. Patty's Day. Occasionally - not to be stereotypical! - only Irish people get it but here it goes: |
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If anyone thinks they can analyze something I can't,
feel free to message me or reply to my journal about
it! I'm always looking for help figuring out my dreams. :]
I don't know why, but for some reason I find this to be the best joke ever: |
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Superman was flying up in the sky to pass the time and he saw Wonderwoman on the roof of the building lying on her back completely naked. As he secretly fancied her, he flew towards with a light of speed and banged her hard and flew away in seconds. |
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And if I had wheels, I'd be a wagon.
A bishop, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The barmen looks at them and asks "What is this... some kind of a joke?" |
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Dream Journal http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...ad.php?t=54253
Adopted by Robot Butler!
Goals: have 5 LDs over the summer [ ]
Gain better control over my LD's[ ]
Lucid dreams =2!!
Heres a good joke: women's rights. |
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Three men are on a quest to get to a house filled with donuts. Just as the house comes within sight, a huge earthquake hits and opens up a chasm right between them and the house. "Dang," says the first guy, kicking a rock off the edge. |
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LD Tasks:
[ ] Have a bloody LD
[ ] Play lead guitar and/or vocals in a rock concert with TONS of people (yeah I've been playing a lot of Rock Band lately... lol)
[ ] Beat the tar out of select people...
A mans wife goes into labor and they rush to the hospital. |
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High Head at Low Noon
Thats horrible and hilarious at the same time |
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LD Tasks:
[ ] Have a bloody LD
[ ] Play lead guitar and/or vocals in a rock concert with TONS of people (yeah I've been playing a lot of Rock Band lately... lol)
[ ] Beat the tar out of select people...
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