If I ruled the World...

**ClouD** · 06-22-2008 08:46 AM

Every child would be born with an extra limb.

:}

**Xox** · 06-22-2008 08:46 AM

Everything will fall into place. Naturally.

Controlling is not what it's cracked up to be.

**♥Mark** · 06-22-2008 08:50 AM

Give all the idiots a brand new religion.

**Man of Steel** · 06-22-2008 08:50 AM

If I ruled the world, I'd have one of those fancy universal remotes to control everything. And I do mean everything.

**•Neko•** · 06-22-2008 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by Mark75

Give all the idiots a brand new religion.

That's a great idea! Then you can tell them all later that it was just a joke. Then give them another religion to follow. The cycle begins.

**psychology student** · 06-22-2008 02:32 PM

If I ruled the world, I would rebel, and make a new world, under the fallacy that the old world was crap; when infact it was actually tenfold beter than the new world.

I would call it Laborious Land.

**ClouD** · 06-22-2008 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by psychology student

If I ruled the world, I would rebel, and make a new world, under the fallacy that the old world was crap; when infact it was actually tenfold beter than the new world.

I would call it Laborious Land.

This is the cancer.

**Abra** · 06-22-2008 07:14 PM

If I ruled the world, I'd give every living thing voluntary telepathy.

**Man of Steel** · 06-22-2008 07:30 PM

If I ruled the world, my post count would ALWAYS be highest. Everywhere.

**hungrymanz** · 06-22-2008 10:17 PM

I'd give Malac his own holiday.

**Kushna Mufeed** · 06-22-2008 10:41 PM

I'd search for someone more worthy of such power.

OR

**Wavefunction** · 06-23-2008 06:24 AM

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

If I ruled the world, my post count would ALWAYS be highest. Everywhere.

If I ruled the world, I would ensure that you didn't have that ability.

**NeAvO** · 06-23-2008 03:19 PM

If I ruled the world, everything would fall apart.

I'm not very reliable...

**bluefinger** · 06-23-2008 03:21 PM

If I ruled the world, I would colour everything blue and outlaw the colour red. Green will be tolerated (As it is an mix of blue and yellow) along with yellow, whilst purple and pink shall be shunned...

**skysaw** · 06-23-2008 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by ClouD

Every child would be born with an extra limb.

I'm curious to know how you intend to enforce this rule.

**NeAvO** · 06-23-2008 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by skysaw

I'm curious to know how you intend to enforce this rule.

Incest?

**dreamsinmymynd** · 06-23-2008 04:18 PM

I would post LolCats propaganda and I would create a cult of personality using the man in my avatar.

**ClouD** · 06-23-2008 04:25 PM

Incest is far too unreliable.

**NeAvO** · 06-23-2008 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by ClouD

Incest is far too unreliable.

But it's fun.

**Xox** · 06-23-2008 10:54 PM

Originally Posted by NeAvO

But it's fun.

**NeAvO** · 06-23-2008 11:44 PM

Originally Posted by Xox

**Man of Steel** · 06-25-2008 04:02 AM

If I ruled the world, I'd know where Elvis lived, and all Elvis impersonators would be shot on sight. Same with Ozzy Ozbourne impersonators, but for different reasons.