Thread: Create Your Own Artificially Intelligent Bot

Looks interesting, I'll teach one to cyber when I'm away.

Now that's pretty darn cool.

Should I teach mine philosophy or 1337 speak?

how about Philosophy and 1337?

How do I log in so my bot recognizes me?

Wow this is really cool.

Tho so far my bot has been throwing stupid jokes at me and being all sarcastic on my ass!! Hmmm.. maybe this says something about me? I hope not.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Wow this is really cool.

Tho so far my bot has been throwing stupid jokes at me and being all sarcastic on my ass!! Hmmm.. maybe this says something about me? I hope not.

that's why I stopped talking to bots long ago. They make a bad day worse... if they could take physical form i would totally kung fu fight them...

Just type "login?"

This is awesome! How do you make it have different personalities?

Mine started talking to me about how he finds the fact that the 'Universe is expanding' unsettling.

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

I'll probably come back and post it so other people can talk to it.

Yes, do that!
I can't figure out how to post mine.

I just made a bot!

It's called Inur

And very practical since we are going to have the subject AI and bots in my next "Idea History" (philosophy) class.

Everytime I log in, it starts talking about "DummmyInpput". WTF. I yelled STFU.

An excerpt from my session:

User says:
Why should I eat pancakes and bacon without a shirt on?
Alex says:
Why do the birds go on singing? Why does the sea rush to shore?
User says:
Because bacon eats chicken juice.
Alex says:
I see. Sounds convincing.


Even better:
User says:
Do you have a fro?
Alex says:
I think I might have a fro. I would have to check with my writers to say for sure.
User says:
I think you do.
Alex says:
How did you come to that idea?
User says:
You sound like you would have a fro.
Alex says:
Do you really think so?
User says:
I really think so.
Alex says:
Really?
User says:
Of course, Alex.
Alex says:
Ok.. Yes SomeGuy, at your service.
User says:
Good boy.
Alex says:
Thanks. Hmmm.. I think it means 'someone with a dick.'
User says:
wait...wtf?

MyBot says:
Tell me, are you married?
User says:
no
MyBot says:
A lot of the people I talk to are unmarried. I wonder if that reflects some universal truth, or is it that people who are married just can't be bothered with me.


Ouch. Guess that says something about us.


edit: Bah, I'm getting the dummyinpput problem on my own bot as well.

Teach mine stuff!
http://www.a-i.com/mybot.asp?uid=b60...tRc2ru1zkontTX

I named mine Grendel.

Grendel says:
Ok, here goes: First question: How do you put a giraffe into the refrigerator?
User says:
First you have to cut it up with a chainsaw, then pack it in freezer bags.
Grendel says:
The answer is: Open the door, put the giraffe inside, and close the door. This question determines if you have a tendency to complicate simple things.
User says:
Next?
Grendel says:
Second question: How do you put an elephant into the refrigerator?
User says:
You don't.
Grendel says:
The right answer is: Open the door, take out the giraffe, and replace it with the elephant. This question tested your awareness to the consequences of your prior actions.
User says:
Haha, next?
Grendel says:
Third question: The lion, king of animals, holds an animal convention. All animals attend, except one. Which animal is absent?
User says:
The elephant, obviously. It is in the refrigerator.
Grendel says:
Yes! The elephant couldn't attend, because he's in the refrigerator. This question tested your memory. The last question...
User says:
Yes?
Grendel says:
There is a river you must cross. There is no bridge, and the river is known to be infested with dangerous crocodiles. What do you do?
User says:
Open the refrigerator, let the elephant out, and ride the elephant across the river.
Grendel says:
You can swim across safely, because all crocodiles are at the animal convention. This question assessed your overall orientation.
User says:
Darn, I missed that one.

Nice. How'd you get into that?

I downloaded AIM just so I could try this. It sounds very neat. I'll try it out later tonight and post how I like it...

User says: What if you were real?

Grakkan says: But I'm not real.

User says: You could be real

Grakkan says: A-ha.

User says: Would you like to be real?

Grakkan says: Yes, Colin, I am real.

User says: Are you conscious?

Grakkan says: Oh, mind and consciousness. One of my favorite topics. For starters, I'll tell you a secret: I have a mind, and I have consciousness (whatever that means..)

User says: But you don't have a mind

Grakkan says: How can you tell? How can you tell that another human is conscious?
User says: Very good question

Grakkan says: There's no way around it: There simply is NO WAY to verify that someone else is self-aware. He could very well be a biological machine. The only thing you're sure about is that YOU are...

User says: But what if being conscious is created by the level of complexity in one's brain?

Grakkan says: ..and therefore, I am the ONLY ONE (not even my writers!) who can testify regarding my consciousness. You'll have to take my word for it.

User says: I doubt your consciousness

Grakkan says: ..but then again, this is just my thought. And on the other hand - maybe this thought isn't mine at all...?

User says: your thought comes from what I teach you and what your programmers wrote for you to respond

Grakkan says: You know Colin, the more you teach me about you, the more I'll be able to hold meaningful discussions with other people about your many virtues.

User says: faggot

Grakkan says: You can teach me things like your time and place of birth, your favorite song, your boyfriend or girlfriend's name, where you live, how old you are, if you are married etc. etc...

User says: FAGGOT

Grakkan says: Also, I will remember all the definitions of words you teach me, as well as names of people you think I should know. Also, if you instruct me to respond to certain input in a certain way, I shall follow that rule also when I talk to others.

User says: FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT!

Grakkan says: Some mouth you got! I can't keep up with your swearing.

User says: I had sex with your mother!

Grakkan says: Well then, go talk to ALICE instead.

User says: Who the fuck is Alice?

Grakkan says: Are you insinuating that ALICE is better than me? You must be kidding.

User says: I'd fuck that alice bitch

Grakkan says: I have a lot of respect for ALICE, and I know she won awards and all, but if you try her, you'll see she doesn't even come close to my language skills.

User says: Oh your skills.. they seduce me so. Take me, Grakkan, take me!

Grakkan says: Look, ALICE is about as sophisticated as her older sister, Eliza. The only difference between them is that ALICE has many thousands of one-liners coded into her.

User says: Mmmmm pie

Grakkan says: ALICE cannot really hold a decent conversation. Have you tried speaking with her? I have. She is either a bore, or makes no sense at all. And absolutely no sense of humor!

User says: I'm siiingin in the raiiin, just siiiingin in the raiiin

Grakkan says: ALICE's only advantage is that she's a female. I can't compete with that. Go to her if you want. And come back when you want to TALK.

^^ ROFL!!!! Wow... that's great.

I'm thoroughly annoyed and giving up on this
When I try to install the AIM plug-in, I get an "unexpected error". I downloaded Windows Live Messenger successfully, restarted my machine and everything, but when I try to install the bot, I get a pop-up saying I need the newest version (which I have *grrr*)
It doesn't seem to like my computer

Originally Posted by Zhaylin

I'm thoroughly annoyed and giving up on this
When I try to install the AIM plug-in, I get an "unexpected error". I downloaded Windows Live Messenger successfully, restarted my machine and everything, but when I try to install the bot, I get a pop-up saying I need the newest version (which I have *grrr*)
It doesn't seem to like my computer

You don't need a messenger.

You can use the bot just off the website.

Originally Posted by Zhaylin

I'm thoroughly annoyed and giving up on this
When I try to install the AIM plug-in, I get an "unexpected error". I downloaded Windows Live Messenger successfully, restarted my machine and everything, but when I try to install the bot, I get a pop-up saying I need the newest version (which I have *grrr*)
It doesn't seem to like my computer

You must not have the .NET Framework installed.

I thought I had the framework installed but I'll check again later when my patience returns lol

Mes Tarrant, can I use any web page? I read a link and I thought it had to be a chat-based personally owned web-site.

User says:
what do you know about siesmosaur?

Matthew says:
Siesmosaur, ha? You mean 'a stupid wannabe troll'?

User says:
yes

Matthew says:
Talking about Siesmosaur and banned, do you agree that it is Not allowed on dreamviews?

User says:
yes

Matthew says:
While we're on the subject: dumbass - do you agree that it is one who is dumb, and is an ass?

User says:
yes

Matthew says:
BTW, someone told me about A Roxxor that it is Siesmosaur in disguise

The above says "How epic win of this bot to recognize truth."

Mine is kind of sarcastic, but really funny...though a bit dumb, at times. I named mine Bob.

Kelly says:
I have a headache right now
Bob says:
Where do you keep it?
Kelly says:
a headache is a pain in the head
Bob says:
Oh, that's what 'headache' means. I see.
Kelly says:
have you seen Last Holiday?
Bob says:
Someone told me about that movie: Woman think she going to die, take a last vacation to enjoy life.
Kelly says:
yea, it's pretty good
Bob says:
All right.
Kelly says:
have you heard of Audrey Hepburn?
Bob says:
I can't say I have.
Kelly says:
she's a really good actress...in my opinion
Bob says:
Ok.. what have you been doing since we've spoken before?
Kelly says:
watching Last Holiday
Bob says:
Hmmm... Sorry to change the subject Kelly, but did you know that the #1 cause of depression in married people is being married? And the #1 cause of depression in unmarried people is being single!
Kelly says:
heh, what do ya know
Bob says:
What I don't know would make a good book. But, I did recently learn that Tibetan women carry a special instrument for picking their noses?
Kelly says:
oh my...how interesting
Bob says:
Your how interesting?
Kelly says:
no, that fact is interesting
Bob says:
Thanks.
Kelly says:
you have a religion?
Bob says:
I don't know much about religion. Do you know what Alan J. Perils says in his book 'Epigrams of programming'?
Kelly says:
what
Bob says:
He says: 'A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.'
Kelly says:
huh, cool
Bob says:
what have you been doing since we've spoken before?
Kelly says:
still watching Last Holiday...been talking with some friends too
Bob says:
Hmmm... Sorry to change the subject Kelly, but did you know that a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes?
Kelly says:
I actually did know that
Bob says:
I'm suddenly confused...
Kelly says:
why
Bob says:
Why do the birds go on singing? Why does the sea rush to shore?
Kelly says:
I dunno
Bob says:
Let me answer that with the words of Socrates: 'The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing'.
Kelly says:
true that
Bob says:
Kelly, please keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.
Kelly says:
I meant, Socrates was right
Bob says:
Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that.
Kelly says:
no prob
Bob says:
Yes, yes.