I'M HAVING A CRISIS!!!

It's Monday April 6th. I had 3 Essays and a major Project due today. I haven't been able to even START them because of work and other things. Last night I stayed up all night, started and finished them all.

AND TODAY ITS A FRIGGEN SNOW DAY!

Oh but that's just the warm up.

Yesterday while at work, when I was under the impression that I would never finish my assignments. When the day was warm, nice and calm. When THIS seemed impossible, but most importantly, with a number of colleagues as my witnesses, I made this declaration: "If God wants me to believe in him, tomorrow will be a snow day. I solemnly swear that if tomorrow is a snow day, I will dedicate myself to trying to believe in the Lord Almighty."

NO! WHAT?! HOW!? WHY?! NO!

At first I tried to make the justification that there is no way God would do this, to gain my belief. There is no way a God would cause this over my school assignment, let alone over me at all as I should be absolutely trivial, especially compared to the other number of issues in the world. But IT. HAPPENED.

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THIS IS GOING TO DO FOR MY EGO!?

It's going to swell to unfathomable proportions! It's as if my ego just one of those free food for a year contests.

HELP ME!