No, really.

I have recently found myself burdened with copious amounts of bacon. Tons of it. The last few days I have been eating too much bacon, and now I am sick of it. Sick to the core. Just a few hours ago, I attempted to fry some bacon with some soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, vinegar and pepper. It made no goddamn difference. It tasted exactly the damn same.

So my task to you: tell me what to do with all this bacon. I need to cook it in an original and/or tasty way. Be it an established recipe, something you made up that sounds good, something you made up that sounds bad, tell me them all. Preferably something using a fry pan, because at least I am semi-competent at using one of them, but other methods of cooking are fine. It doesn't have to just be a way of flavouring bacon or anything either; it can include other ingredients as well.

If it's not poisonous, I will probably try your recipe. Then tell you the degree to which it sucked/didn't suck. It'll be fun.

Go on, pimp my bacon, bros.