Problems? Solutions.

**Keresztanya** · 06-09-2009 05:21 PM

Save the guy yourself

**Bearsy** · 06-09-2009 06:58 PM

Problem: You suck at generally everything, especially saving people.

**Souperman22** · 06-09-2009 07:04 PM

Solution: Use instructions.

**Odd_Nonposter** · 06-09-2009 07:14 PM

Problem: Instructions are written in Chinese.

**kingofclutch** · 06-09-2009 07:18 PM

Solution: Learn Chinese

**Bearsy** · 06-09-2009 07:25 PM

Problem: You learn the wrong kind of Chinese and by then SomGuy dies.

**kingofclutch** · 06-09-2009 07:27 PM

Solution: You never even cared about SomeGuy so you just go home and eat some pizza.

**Bearsy** · 06-09-2009 07:32 PM

Problem: SomeGuy returns as a vengeful zombie, follows you home and craps on your pizza.

**[SomeGuy]** · 06-09-2009 07:34 PM

Solution: You shoot me in the face.

**Odd_Nonposter** · 06-09-2009 08:51 PM

Problem: SomeGuy's face is disfigured, but his brain is still active.

**Licity** · 06-09-2009 10:41 PM

Solution: Plastic surgery.

**Black_Eagle** · 06-09-2009 10:55 PM

Zombie Someguy bites off the surgeon's arm.

**[SomeGuy]** · 06-09-2009 11:02 PM

Solution: He takes morphine.

**Catbus** · 06-09-2009 11:31 PM

Problem: He's allergic to morphine.

**[SomeGuy]** · 06-09-2009 11:53 PM

Solution: He takes Benadryl.

**Bearsy** · 06-10-2009 12:11 AM

Problem: He falls asleep cause of the diphenhydramine

**Licity** · 06-10-2009 12:35 AM

Solution: Lock Zombie SomeGuy in a side room to wait for the surgeon to wake up.

**kingofclutch** · 06-10-2009 12:37 AM

Problem: He breaks through a wall and eats 5 babies.

**[SomeGuy]** · 06-10-2009 12:38 AM

Solution: Medic does five girls to make up for it.

**Bearsy** · 06-10-2009 12:38 AM

Problem: Miscarriages, one and all.

**[SomeGuy]** · 06-10-2009 12:40 AM

Solution: Bangs five others, correctly.

**Bearsy** · 06-10-2009 12:56 AM

Problem: No he didn't his penis fell off.

**[SomeGuy]** · 06-10-2009 12:57 AM

Solution: He hires a male escort.

**Bearsy** · 06-10-2009 01:11 AM

Problem: The escort works and impregnates all the girls, but he's broke and can't pay the escort.

**grasshoppa** · 06-10-2009 01:12 AM

Solution: Suicide.

Problem: This thread needs to be moved to senseless banter.

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