After experiencing the joys of flight, sexing countless heavenly blessed beauties and performing any number of impossible miracles while lucid dreaming, I have recently began to enjoy just letting the dream flow, and simply interacting with it as though it is real life. I don't try to manipulate my surroundings, and I interact with the dream characters as if they are real people. This might sound boring, but a few weeks ago, I went into a supermarket in my dream and bought a chocolate muffin, and BY GOD, this was the best damn muffin I have ever tasted. Words cannot describe how good this muffin was.
Anyway, a couple of nights ago, I dreamed I was at a party, when a mysterious woman approached me, and told me she had something important to show me. The party seemed to be held in some large mansion, with guests dressed in suits and ball gowns. The woman led me out of the ballroom and down a large hall. She was very attractive, and so am I, so I figured she wanted to seduce me in some secluded area. She pointed to a door, and told me she would join me in a minute. I entered the room, expecting it to be a cloakroom or something similar.
I stepped inside, and it was actually an office or some kind of command room. There were computers along the walls with flashing lights and screens. There was a desk with two people behind it on computers, a male and a female, both dressed in black business suits. Presently, I was standing in the doorway taking the details of the room in, but the man beckoned me to sit down. As I did, he addressed me.
"Do you know why you're here?" he asked. For some reason, I knew he knew that it was a dream.
"Just so you know, I know I'm dreaming," I replied.
"Oh, you know you're dreaming already?" he said, as he glanced to his female colleague. "In that case, we can show you this now..."
And with that, the walls began to lower, the ceiling retracted mechanically, and a large screen began to be lowered-
-WOOF WOOF WOOF-
And with that, I woke up. I woke up very frustrated. I had the feeling that what they were about to show me was very, very important. I hope they reveal themselves to me in dreams in the future, but they might not
I proceeded to go outside and kicked the dog several times in the gut, and told the owner that if he ever brought his goddamn mutt near me again, it would be the last time he would see it. He ran home to tell his parents.
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