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Liked On: 01-02-2016, 09:16 PM
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Liked On: 01-02-2016, 09:09 PM
A Cthulhu cake topper I made out of sculpey for me and my friend's birthday cake: https://i.imgur.com/M2Uw26Q.jpg edit: I sorta went off this image for reference, way more simplified ofc, I...
Liked On: 01-02-2016, 09:07 PM
Got one that really cracked me up. I was at a hotel, and a random dream character got eaten. The hotel's manager came to the hilarious conclusion. "dammit jason voorhees is eating all the...
Liked On: 01-02-2016, 08:47 PM
At a concert, a hot girl seated in front of me turns around, leans over to me and starts seriously licking my jeans-covered knee, slobbering all over it. Me, later on: "...she totally gave me 'deep...
Liked On: 01-02-2016, 08:44 PM
This one was a really weird situation. I show up for an (audition?). There is a female (staff member?) there. For some reason I reach over and rub her (ahem) and stick my fingers up there. ...
Liked On: 01-02-2016, 08:40 PM
I saw the title of an instructional video called "Start your way to Gonorrhea: The oral route." I bet THAT was a popular one!! :whyohwhy:
Liked On: 01-02-2016, 08:37 PM
DC sex partner: "I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS!!" ... some kids singing a song, it went something like this: "Put your lips around it and take a bite!" me (to self): (I wonder if they know how...
Liked On: 01-02-2016, 08:37 PM
From a couple of weeks ago: In waking life, my cat had an accident in my room and the stench of it made it into my dream. I was on a bus and all of the passengers suddenly started giggling and...
Liked On: 01-09-2015, 09:09 PM
Me - "Do you know how can i heal the pain i have in my throat?" Man - "Yes. You can take some Parapitine and Lopitine." Me - "Do you know someone who can heal me in a more spiritual way?" Woman -...
Liked On: 01-09-2015, 09:08 PM
All 4 of my dreams last night had great stuff: -"You've got to wear the squirrel on your head for at least four weeks to make sure there's no lice" "Come on, you know this" -I didn't have my train...
Liked On: 01-09-2015, 09:08 PM
Villain: *rambling about his plan to get rid of gravity* Me: That's stupid. Humans are supposed to evolve into sticks.
Liked On: 12-23-2014, 07:28 PM
(in a gym, telling people enthusiastically about my discovery) "If you stand in front of the guys with muscles, then when the hot girls smile at them it looks like they're smiling at you!" I...
Liked On: 12-23-2014, 07:28 PM
So.. I got a new camera for Christmas!(well i had to chip in a bit, but it was definitely worth it!) It's a Nikon D3000. I took this picture out of the car window when heading home from up north,...
Liked On: 12-09-2014, 08:37 PM
I tried to summon a snowball to throw at Lucy Van Pelt but got a sticky, messy rice ball instead!
Liked On: 12-09-2014, 08:27 PM
I was at my old house and there were two people because I wanted a tattoo. I wasn't sure though and I saw there was already a tattoo in my left wrist. I was like; I forgot all about that tattoo, wonder if my boyfriend knows its there? Than I decided not to do it and went upstairs took a nap and after that I did want to have a tattoo. I went downstairs and the tattoo people were still there, watching TV. I was like; why are you still here? And they said; we don't have anything beter to do. I said I wanted a tattoo of The Smashing Pumpkins but not on a very visible place, maybe on my leg.
NOTE: The CD in my player that I use for EILD is a CD from the Smahing Pumpkins
I sat on a cough next to a guy that looked liked Santa but without the costume. He was reading a story from a book but he was confussed all the time and I had to help him. I felt really nice and comfortable next to him but the other people were jealous.
Then I was in my mothers bedroom and she was asleep in her bed. I saw a blue tit who was feeding here baby's, they lived in the curtains, I found that very interesting.
It was my birthday and I went out to dinner with my mother and boyfriend.
Work on a boat
I was with a colleague on a boat and we had work to do but he wasn't doing it right
I was with a colleague cleaning out a garage when we found an owl sitting on the ground. I picked it up because it couldn't fly.
Mental Institution
I was in a mental institution and had to do some assignment but I didn't understand it. I also didn't want to do it so I left and start walking around. I met my brother and later on my boyfriend, talked to them and decided to go back because I was worried they would be mad at me because I was away for a long time. I got lost in a swimming pool and had to climb up somewhere because the staircase was gone. Eventually got back but nowbody had missed me.
I was driving my boyfriends car and there was a guy on a bike coming directly at me, he was busy with his phone and didn't see me coming. I slowed down and wanted to go left to avoid an accident but the guy also went left. He hit the car and I stepped out and yelled at him; pay attention to where you are going instead of playing with your phone! Then I asked if he was hurt but he was oke. The car was scratched though and my bf was angry about it. Later on I found out it wasn't scratched but it was just ice on the car that looked like scratches and the sun melted it away.