Gejoh
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Brain parasite
There was a guy who got infected with a brain parasite and started going around telling people about it. It gave him super powers. No one believed him and after a some stuff happened that I can't remember. There was a news reporter talking to the first guy that was told about the brain parasite. It had become known that he was actually telling the truth and he apparently got into some trouble and was now being hunted by police.

Calories
It was a weird video game I was playing where I had to eat food almost non-stop, it was pretty realistic looking. I was walking my character down the street when he started dying of hunger. I could see a number counting rapidly down to 0 starting at 500. It was my calorie counter and I had to eat some chips before it hit zero and I died. After eating the chips the number went back up and I kept going. I had to pull the guys lunch out and eat it after a bit, i was now thinking about where I was going to get food for lunch now that I ate that.

Zoomed in (fragment)
I remember a T.V. that was too zoomed in, I think the fairly odd parents was playing. I fixed the issue with a remote controller.

GIANTS (DILD)
I was on top of a hill looking at a dark lake. There were several water spouts inside the lake and when they made landfall they dissipated.
Then 5 giants shadowy misty looking figures emerged from the lake and then I became lucid. If I had to guess, I would say they were 60 feet tall, they were dwarven shaped(fantasy) and I could see they had some interesting looking armor and wavy cloths on despite being a silhouette.
I thought to myself "If someone saw this way back then, they would think giants are real."
I turned around and went inside what ever cabin I was in when the dream ended.

FA (DILD)
Straight from the dream above I thought I had woken up. I thought I should reality check just incase.
Nose pinch, and I'm aware I'm still dreaming.
Everything is super dark and I can just barely make out where a door is.
The location of the door tells me I'm at mom and dads house. I go and open the door and begin walking down the hall way.
Trying to find some light I make my way to my parents bedroom and before turning the light on I become pretty obnoxious and start singing really loud. "mama ooo didn't mean to make you cry!!!!" then turn the light on.
I see my dad looking angry.
"You don't have to be mad dad, this is a dream." I show him I can breathe through my nose.
After lowering my hand he's now gone.
And in his place is my brother, J2.
"Hey J2, wanna have some fun being lucid?"

He looks at me kinda funny and says.
"J2 was lucid before you ever were, I was always lucid. I am just an annotation of J2. But yes, let's have some fun."

I stay silent, kinda confused but then say "lets go!"
I walk out of the room and everything is bright now. I make my way outside when the dream suddenly ends.

I was sitting at my bed looking out the window when I noticed how relaxed I was feeling. it was around 8am and I decided to try and lay down for a lucid dream.
For about an hour I was experiencing hallucinations, like half dream half reality. It felt like I could control the hallucinations and do things when I knew I was still awake and could move around. I saw books, a game controller and through focus I could actually move the images around, similar to projecting I guess.
When finally I felt myself falling. I was sleeping.
Similar to how my other WILDs start it was pretty dark and minimal 3d looking structures I was falling through.
I decided to exert control and stopped myself from falling. And interestingly enough as I felt the resistance of my opposition to myself falling, the dream world created itself. Looked cartoony and video game like, I saw a Library with many identical simple book shelves below, at this point I'm pretty high up and fly down to the ground..
It felt pretty unstable so as I began walking I started naming everything out loud what I could see to stabilize everything.
"Book Shelf", "Door", "Desk", "Patrick?"
I saw Patrick star from SpongeBob outside holding a sign that said something. I exited the building and began walking towards him. but the more I walked the further away he became.
"Walking wont work so I'll just zoom in."
My vision quickly zoomed forwards and now I was standing right in front of him. He looked like a video game asset, not really alive and just smiling with a basic idle animation. I lost interest in him and forgot to read what he was holding.
Now remembering what I wanted to do the next time I became lucid I tried to look at my hands to start a summoning ability that I had planned in advance.
"aaand I don't have hands....or a body..."
Just remembering the motion of what I did in waking and managed to pull the ability off. It wasnt how I imagined it but it worked.
I summoned a green portal from rick and morty with a throwing motion, but where I summoned it was on a wall that was pretty rocky and curved. So it seems the dream decided to destroy the face of the rock in an explosion, flattening it and allowing the green portal to spawn against a flat surface.
"Rick come out!"
Rick came out of the portal like I wanted but like Patrick he had no life, just appeared to be a video game asset with basic animation. oh well.
"Rick take me to the Alien planet!" I said as I marched into the portal, I had attempted to bring him with me but I had no limbs to guide him with me.
Once I went though the portal everything turned brown/green and I couldn't make anything out for a bit.
I began shouting "Where are the aliens!?"
When I opened my eyes and saw myself in bed, couldn't move. I was experiencing sleep paralysis and was now feeling a bit disappointed it seemed to be coming to an end. I closed my eyes attempting to revisualize the world but the next time I opened my eyes I was awake again.

WBTB, started experiencing hypnogogic hallucinations when suddenly I was floating down through some weird space, it was really dark but I could make out 3d structures. There appeared to be floors and walls but it didn't look right, more like a wire frame then an actual object. I was just uncontrollably floating down through and passing through them. Until finally I woke back up.

Spoiler for GROSS DREAM WARNING:

Peeing all over the restroom

(I'm overcoming shy bladder irl so that bleeds into my dreams)
I was in a restroom of a market I was shopping at when for whatever reason, I decided that I was going to pee all over the entire bathroom. I was peeing for so long that I started peeing out air, then tiny pee bubbles filled the whole room up. I tried to leave but all of the bubbles were hitting my face so I have to stop moving. Grossed out I figured the only way to leave was to teleport out back into my car, so I did.
Thankfully I didnt actually pee myself irl

Rained out at work.

I was sitting on a bench at work(I work construction so it was outside and mostly dirt)when it started raining.
I tried to hide from the rain drops but it wasn't working, it was picking up. I ran to the nearest building to take shelter. Inside it was really dark and I could see a woman laying down in a bed, trying to be polite I ignored her and found myself a chair to sit in.
"hey!" the woman shouted
I glance over to her.
"do you wanna..." She starts wiggling her tongue in the air.
"No." I try not to interpret what she's implying
"That's alright, you'd be surprised how many guys would."

Apartment complex raid

I woke up to a commotion outside my apartment and ran over to the window. (I'm on the second floor.)
There was a group of trouble makers outside with chemicals and a sprayer. I grabbed a couple of heavy drinking glasses and ran outside. They were on their way up the staircase when I threatened to pelt them with the glasses.
They backed off but continued their shenanigans elsewhere. I wrote down one of their names.
Some time passed and I can't remember everything that happened, I was talking about someone who got in a wreck to someone else.
I went back outside and saw they were still causing trouble. At this point I thought they were probably going to kill someone with what they were doing so I threw the glasses as a warning. They shattered on the ground outside but it didn't deter them. I went back inside and was thinking I was going to have to get a gun or something, instead I fell asleep.

Escape Room?

I woke up and immediately did the nose pinch and became lucid.
"Okay don't think about the fact that I'm dreaming too much. Just go outside the room"
It was pretty dark but I could make the door out, there were two padlocks on it that I chose to ignore.
I tried to open the door but it wouldn't budge. I started losing control, I couldn't even move my arm to open the door anymore.
I looked back at the door and acknowledged the two pad locks and I was able to reach over to them and pull them off, after doing so I was allowed to open the door.
On the other side were three other doors and a hallway. Each of the doors had a 3 by 4 grid of numbers and other contractions on them. I decided it was best to ignore it and move on. Down the hallway was a gym. I flew up and grabbed onto the net of a basketball hoop. gravity was doing its best to bring me back down so I landed. I did a couple jumps and I landed back down every time instead of flying like I wanted. I had to jump then hold my breath to stay in the air.
As I flew down the next hallway the dream began dissolving.
I reached out in front of myself and looked at my hand and fingers, beginning to spin around noticing the changing background. It brought the dream clarity back.
I saw a mirror as I was flying and looked into it, I saw a very realistic version of myself in skydiving pose. Following me like a normal mirror would but I was in sitting position while flying.
"I gotta get more points somehow"
I saw a gas station shelf and ran over to it and found a variety of wrapped foods. I picked up a everything bagel flavored soft pretzel in a blue plastic wrapper, tore the packaging off and began eating it.
It tasted very good and for a moment I thought about trying to breathe it in and see what happens but decided I didn't care to find out.
Started walking away and saying "Store this dream in my long term memory please!" a couple times hoping i would remember everything I've done so far. I repeated the phrase a couple more time as I was walking and the dream faded away faster than I could stabilize. I woke up.

The Attack
I was on a jobsite when I heard my mom yelling.
"Either you're going to give us second floor or we're going to take it!"
Her demand was met by a silent pause.
"Attack!" She demanded.
I reached into my tool box for some weapons and found two hammers. One was metal and the other was rubber. I stormed into the building looking for enemies to hit when I found no one. I started looking around and saw a women who looked like a librarian behind a counter picking up an AK-47 and decided I shouldn't mess with her.

*I had another dream that I didn't wright down and forgot.

*Dream signs*
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