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Was expelled from my school for being too stupid to ever pass anything. (It was actually really, really depressing.)
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New: Lucid Dreaming for People who Swear too Much!
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Was expelled from my school for being too stupid to ever pass anything. (It was actually really, really depressing.)
Liked On: 06-24-2020, 07:42 PM
Debated politics with a hobo.
Liked On: 11-18-2017, 02:25 PM
Debated politics with a hobo.
Liked On: 07-09-2014, 05:16 AM
Was expelled from my school for being too stupid to ever pass anything. (It was actually really, really depressing.)
Liked On: 08-14-2013, 03:02 PM
Was expelled from my school for being too stupid to ever pass anything. (It was actually really, really depressing.)
Liked On: 08-06-2013, 05:14 PM
My Dad: Oh no, I can't watch this internet DVD! It says I have to turn the handle on the disk and connect to the internet, but my TV isn't connected to the internet! Me: Maybe it's only for a...
Liked On: 03-19-2013, 04:09 AM
Jerk in my class: "According to me, I think... Wait... Is the sky yellow? I forget."
Liked On: 03-19-2013, 04:07 AM
Debated politics with a hobo.
Liked On: 10-28-2012, 10:03 AM
It's things like this that make me extremely angry. As they say in 1984, he who controls the present controls the past, and he who controls the past controls the future. This is what is being...
Liked On: 03-18-2011, 11:10 PM
It's things like this that make me extremely angry. As they say in 1984, he who controls the present controls the past, and he who controls the past controls the future. This is what is being...
Liked On: 03-18-2011, 11:10 PM
You're a really good poet.
Liked On: 03-18-2011, 11:10 PM
Trust me, there is no science behind this. "Ionosphere heaters" would require almost as much, if not more, energy than the entire US power grid.
Liked On: 03-18-2011, 11:10 PM
I like them both, but I prefer the first one.
Liked On: 03-18-2011, 11:10 PM
I was at school with my friends when suddenly the dream changed. Michele pushed me down and was about to try to rape me, but I kicked him in the balls and yelled "what the hell are you doing". He seemed to calm down a bit, so I got up and was going to fight him. Even though he could easily outfight me IRL, here he ran away.
Suddenly the dream changed and I was in a hotel. It was supposedly 50000 (that's not a typo, it really says 50000) stories high. I was in the lobby, which bordered right on the ocean for some inexplicable reason. Suddenly, I saw an enormous (>300 feet) whale pass by, and marveled at its size to Michele, who was back and suddenly not a rapist. All of a sudden, though, I saw a multi-mile-high wave coming at me from a distance. I ran to the elevators, but it was too late. I was caught in the wave and swept to a terrace of some sort on the 589th floor, which was underwater. I swam to an elevator and went to the 43829th (really, I remember the exact number) floor, which was not underwater. There I rendezvoused with Michele, and we were discussing how to escape when I suddenly became lucid. I decided that I didn't want to stay in this nightmare, and woke myself up. It was an FA, but I woke up for real a second later.
I was at school with Michele and a bunch of girls, when suddenly the fire alarm went off. We all ran out, but my homeroom teacher started yelling at us to hurry up anyway. Suddenly, someone yelled "TITS!" and made the dream change.
I was still with Michele, but we were at some intersection downtown where there was a festival going on. Suddenly, three expensive looking cars pulled up. One said "Nice Tits" on the side, one said "Anal Sex" and one said "Motorola Pornography" (I have no idea, lol!). Suddenly, Michele pulled out a bazooka and shot the "Motorola Pornography" car. After it exploded, he ran away and gave me a pistol. I was suddenly thrown into a murderous rage, and ran towards the "Nice Tits" car. It was filled with strippers or Hooters girls or something wearing skimpy outfits, and I started shooting them. The car tried to drive away, but I grabbed on to the inside and killed the rest of the girls. After I got out, the "Anal Sex" car tried to run me down, but I shot out the tires. I was about to start shooting the girls inside it (who were naked) when a crowd of bystanders grabbed me and restrained me.
Suddenly the dream shifted ahead and I was in jail. A guard (who looked like my homeroom teacher) came to tell me I was going to be executed, and led me out of my cell. The jail actually looked more like a cheap motel than a jail, and was apparently in Moose Jaw. (Moose Jaw is a town in Northern Canada, for those who don't know.) I was taken to a strange indoor amusement park, where I was handcuffed to an enormous rope attached to a centrifuge. The centrifuge began to spin on an angle, sending me flying outward and rotating repeatedly. The rope was cut, and I went flying through the air. I was supposed to die, I suppose, but instead I landed on the stage of a Coldplay concert. I asked the drummer to call an ambulance, and then woke up.