Originally Posted by ineverwakeup97
Hi DV! It's ineverwakeup97 here!
Now, I'm sure you've all heard the bullshit about tomorrow. Well, yeah, my friend's and I all misproved it. Okay, now I know a lot of you are atheist, but you still wanna read this.
So, apparently some Rapture Christian who's fucking 89, apparently decoded the Bible. I forget his name. Anyway...he said he decoded all the verses and times in the Holy Bible and came up with an ending date of...well, tomorrow.
Okay, so what the fuck? I'm Catholic, and I haven't read the entire Bible yet, but I know almost all the super important details in the Bible. And I know that the Bible has no codes. The times in the Bible are the times the verses were recorded. Also, the Bible was meant to tell how the Earth was made, and Jesus, etc. It wasn't a secret coded book. The Bible isn't the fucking Da Vinci Code.
So, here's everything we thought up:
The Bible says the No Man Can Predict The World's End
He's already been wrong before about Judgment Day
We should be having pre-apocyliptycal conditions
It's an Él Niño(The Hot) year, so the heat doesn't mean a damn thing
Él Niño years have happened since the beginning of time
An apocalypse quake would have to be like a fucking 50 magnitude quake
NASA would've already known if something astronomical was happening anytime soon
This isn't the first time a loon has predicted the apocalypse
Now, apparently this guy said God spoke to him about this. Well, I doubt that's true. God isn't ever wrong. If God told him the world were to end in September 1994, I'm 100% sure God would be right. Anyone can go around saying they're a Prophet(someone who's talked to God). I'm not being a blasphemer. I'm just saying. Moses, he had back up to his story about being a Prophet. This guy, not a damn piece of back up.
Well, leave your comments. Better do it tonight, because at 6:00 P.M. tomorrow, you won't be able to comment when we all die. XD
Actually your wrong on some of that. He didnt say god talked to him directly, he used mathematical formuals to decipher that the great flood happened 4990 BC. He then took the verse where god told noah that in 7 days there would be a great flood, and he decided that that also meant that in 7000 years (2011) the world would end. He got the 7000 years because later in 2 peter he says that 1 day is as a 1000 years so he took 7x1000 and got 7000 years. Im not sure how he got 4990 bc as noahs flood but apparently he did and he thinks that god was saying 7000 years from then the world would end. 7000 years from then is 2011 and with more complicated math he got may 21 at 6p in each respective timezone. And then somehow he got that there would be a giant earthquake in each time zone. Also, an apocalyptic earquake would not have to be a 50 mag :p a mag 10 in every time zone would be pretty apocolyptic, he didnt say the world would end tomorow, just that it would start tomorow and that on october 21 everyone would die.
Now saying that, I think what he is saying is BS. Anyone can pull a bunch of numbers out of their ass, play around with them for a little, and come up with any date for the end of the world. But I guess we'll see tonight because the first place to get hit by an earquake according to him is new zealand, and their 6 pm is in 9 hours :p
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