Thread: The Illuminati's plan to wipe out Christianity

Hmmm so instead of villifying jews, you're picking on muslims, am I right? I'm sorry to inform you that this has become a cliche since post 911. However since you're so earnest about spreading this vomit onto this forum, I will give you a brief critique.

First of all the pharisee's power back in Jesus's era entirely rested on the fact that they were considered religious leaders and had ties with the roman empire. This meant that their power was limited only to the middle east of that era and dissappeared with the roman empire. This pretty much rules out any tiny chance of an all powerful pharisee dynasty.

Second of all you're getting all this information from a single book written by a nut. The reason why his books are banned in some countries is because of the general post 911 censorship policy of America and the religious inflamatory nature of his writtings. I don't agree with the censorship but I don't attach some sinister motive behind it too.

Lastly its quite apt that a christian would label religious freedom a bad thing. The reason why islam is spreading so fast is because of its presuasive nature and aggressive marketing. Its not some deliberate attempt at unsurping christianity but hey what do I know? This guy was probably right.

Once again. For your own good. Find a doctor or psychiatrist, and tell them about your theories. I am serious... you show classic signs of schizophrenia and could probably benefit from medication.

Originally Posted by Xei

Once again. For your own good. Find a doctor or psychiatrist, and tell them about your theories. I am serious... you show classic signs of schizophrenia and could probably benefit from medication.

I wouldn't go as far as schizophrenia, just an absence of critical thinking skills. Also this stuff isn't even original.

Originally Posted by RationalMystic

I wouldn't go as far as schizophrenia, just an absence of critical thinking skills.

Why on Earth not? This guy is way beyond caring about critical thought.

Schizophrenia (/ˌskɪtsɵˈfrɛniə/ or /ˌskɪtsɵˈfriːniə/) is a mental disorder characterized by a breakdown of thought processes and by poor emotional responsiveness. It most commonly manifests itself as:

auditory hallucinations - check
paranoid or bizarre delusions - check
or disorganized speech and thinking - check.

Read some of his other posts, too.

Ok he has visions and shit apparently. I'm still not convinced that he has schizophrenia as he seems free of paroniod venom when he recieves dissent from others. Then again as you can read by my name I hold a very different view to visions then most people. erik I think you need to learn to discriminate more. Don't take everything at face value. Your visions may be valuable but analyse them with scepticism and try to see if previous events might not have triggered it. Even if they did, learn from them as they reveal an important detail about your mind or even a hiddin insight of that event.

Okay... I knew from the title of the thread that you would be a moron - "Illuminati's plan to wipe out Christianity". You start off by being legitimately concerned about the ability of an organization that only exists in books and in your imagination... is going to be responsible for the downfall of an incredibly successful religion.

Then it all just unravels when you bring muslims into the equation. Are you serious? This is the kind of mindless, ignorant, racist crap that is poisoning our country... And it's in part because of 9/11

And this is the priceless aspect of 9/11.... Let us define terrorism...
Noun:
The use of violence and intimidation in the pursuit of political aims.

Al Queda attacked the twin towers for pursuit of their own political aims. Their aims were to cripple the united states. And they succeeded! We're so scared of terrorism that we'd gladly give away our freedom to be protected (airport security for example). And we've got a new breed of idiocracy that's holding us down politically. People like YOU, who are terrified of muslims irrationally, are the surviving victims of 9/11. Terrorism in its most simple form.

Now I know that argument doesn't make any sense to you, because it was George Bush who destroyed the twin towers, wasn't it? Ahhahaaahahaa

Would I be right in guessing that:

Global Warming and Evolution are "Junk" science.
It's not FOX News that's full of crap, its ALL THE OTHER networks that are conspiring against the truth!
Obama was born in Kenya and is a devout muslim!
Atheists are out to destroy christianity, just like everyone else!

Give me a break, read a real book pal

I would like to put in some constructive opinions here. I personally don't believe a single word of this. I have done a little research on the author who has written several books, and received a literary award for one of them. I remember when David Icke published his book about certain powerful people in the world being shape-shifting lizards, and like most people I chuckled about it. Just out of pure inquisitiveness I read half the book and was utterly astounded at the amount of historical research Icke had done to write that book. Having said that, I won't be investigating Robin de Ruiter's, 'The Protocols of the Elders of Zion - Unveiled'; even though he may have done an awful amount of research in writing his book.

When it comes to the illuminati I have no doubt that there are groups of individuals around the globe who hold positions of tremendous wealth or power that do secretly meet to discuss the manipulation of governments and even world affairs. I listened to a very interesting radio interview last year with a man who was a priest and spirtual advisor to some of the most powerful politicians, bankers and industrialists in North America for several decades. Some of these men, now old men, had confided in him about their secret meetings to control not only their own governement but also those of other sovereign nations for their own personal quests in accumulating wealth and power. It's not surprising that when confronted with their sense of mortality that these old men start to have a conscience and seek forgiveness for what they have done when confronted with the possibility, in their minds, of spending an eternity in hell.

This subject becomes highly conspiritorial very quickly, especially when you mix old religions into the debate. Hence why I don't think you will find many people agree here with your views or want to discuss them.

RationalMystic says that you have visions. This is interesting as I know two people that have visions and have written books about it. One wrote a book about the corruption within certain elements of the Catholic church in 2nd & 3rd world countries. I proof-read her book and was horrified at what she was revealing as her visions led her to actually visit the areas of the countries she had visions of and investigated what she had seen in these visions. She had to write the book under a pen-name as she had received death threats instigated by members of this church. The other person on the other hand had visions of him having messiahship and bringing peace on Earth. He had visions of himself giving sermons in the biggest sporting areans around the world. His problem was that his visions were coming from the astral realms, where there is a great deal of illusion. It may be that if you do have visions that they may not be as you think they are and I am wondering if your visions have led you down this path where you are studying Zionist conspiracy theories. I don't know, I am just postulating that's all.

illuminati and shape shifter are code words.

i once had my room comped by a shape shifter; very much so a lizard, too. though i got the impression he was genuinely trying to help me, i still felt uneasy around him.

he told me to become one, ask one. i think he had me confused with my father, as we both signed in using Mr. Lastname.

i asked my dad about it a few months later and he said he had no idea what i was talking about. i know what i heard though, and i know he knew that i know he knows it, too.

Let's talk about kitties instead.

Originally Posted by DreiHundert

Al Queda attacked the twin towers for pursuit of their own political aims. Their aims were to cripple the united states.

It was in retalliation for the brutal bombardment of civilians by the 6th fleet in Lebanon in the 1980's

HAHAHAHAhAHAhAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH, the Vatican is a branch of the Illuminati. If you believe in that kind of thing, I really don't, but if there is an Illuminati, Christians and Jews definitely have a strong influence over it and Muslims don't seem that involved at this point, and it was only heritics who seemed to be involved in the past.

The Illuminati is a at this point in time(if it exists at all) is based in the west. Europe and America. I've heard a bunch of different things about Hassan I Sabbah(who hash is named after). Some say that he started the Illuminati, but others say that that Illuminati was an entirely different group. Which makes sense since the Bavarian Illuminati was started about 400 years later in the 18th century. There really is no evidence that the bavarian illuminati has survived to this day, but it's not impossible. However they definitely aren't mainstream or radical muslims.

Have it your own way, the Illuminati were behind Hitler's rise and fall also, why not being behind the muzzies rise and fall ?

oh, well, consume, my friends, keep consuming.....hahahahaha

I don't make enough money or have enough clout, erik.

Then watch their porn online and start to jerk off, and if that doesn't work.........try to eat their delicious meat, in the poor countries there is also an abandunce of their meat, everybody is fed sumptiously, thankx to the Illuminati, have a nice day !!!

Oh and after eating their meat and vegetables and delicious fruits (which is not poisened of course, because they don't want that, it's bad)for years and years, go see a doctor, see if you can pay for your insurance and then give them your money again by taking these wonderful medication home, these wonderpills from the pharmaceutical industry they are part of....

If that doesn't work...........have a good time at your work for that little money you make to survive, they have a printing press, and you have to work.....hahahaha, dumbass !!

Originally Posted by erik

Then watch their porn online and start to jerk off, and if that doesn't work

that usually works

.........try to eat their delicious meat, in the poor countries there is also an abandunce of their meat, everybody is fed sumptiously, thankx to the Illuminati, have a nice day !!!

We hunt, fish and crop round here. We have a farmers market not even an hour away, too.

Oh and after eating their meat and vegetables and delicious fruits (which is not poisened of course, because they don't want that, it's bad)for years and years, go see a doctor, see if you can pay for your insurance and then give them your money again by taking these wonderful medication home, these wonderpills from the pharmaceutical industry they are part of....

Pharmaceuticals saved my life, erik. I had no insurance, but it didn't matter as the Illuminati payed for my wonder pills. I was in a bad way, they fixed me.

If that doesn't work...........have a good time at your work for that little money you make to survive, they have a printing press, and you have to work.....hahahaha, dumbass !!

I'm on SSI; certified 3 times on paper. I'm clinically insane, therefore I never have to work another day in my life. Granted I've given up any chance at a normal existence, the pay back is still quite generous.

The Illuminati isn't here to harm us, or help us in a traditional sense. Their goal is to advance the reptilian race, period. What you don't understand is this: the majority of us are genetically inferior specimens, and to them this is no different than our brightest minds who use lower primates for research. You can't fault them for the same things we do.

Oops, I'm sorry,

I guess I was just a bit over the edge, well, maybe I was exaggarating in your case, but my point is that the Illuminati is everywere and holds total control over the world, I like to see it this way :

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so I'm sorry and have to apolagize to you because of my harsch words directed to you, I let myself go for a moment.....

I didn't know your situation and just like Xei, I had become someone who judges on people I don't know, I was wrong especially when I called you dumbass, so sorry again

I decided this thread gets 5 stars for being fucking hilarious

Keep an open mind, the proof I present will be mind-boggling. But every word is fact*

Alex Jones reported on August 19th, 2007 that the Illuminati posses the yellow ring of fear. This came as a shock to the Lantern Corps throughout the Galaxy because before this time it was assumed the Yellow Lanterns were just being total dicks, and not secretly allied with the Luciferians. It appeared their plot was to wipe out the Green Lanterns, the source of all will in the Galaxy, but it goes deeper than that.

As David Icke explains in his documentary "You will Shit Bricks" (2008), Edgar Cayce once predicted to John Lennon that the one great force of love in the universe would be threatened by the greatest force of evil that ever existed. This led Alex Jones to state that the Pink Lantern Corps was actually the Illuminati's primary target. But my investigation proved something much more sinister.

If you read the bible, it states that a great behemoth will come from the sea. It will not seek women (See: Spongebob is a homosexual), it will be like a leopard (see: Spongebob is a sponge) and it will carry with it the whore of Babylon, which is obviously the entire religion of Islam (see: Rutgers Report, 1765).

We all know, from reading the Bible, that My Little Pony is the one truth and the one force of love in the universe. After all, Friendship is Magic. We also know that Spongebob is yellow, the same color as the Yellow Lantern of Fear (!!!). This coincidence greatly exceeds chance alone, to the point where only people with their head in the sand could draw any other conclusion than that Spongebob Himself is the Yellow Lantern and also the Antichrist. And the Illuminati, in their plan to thwart Bronies everywhere, has completely orchestrated all of Nickelodeon to serve as a womb through which their antichrist could be born.

Some you may say my statements are ridiculous, but I provided all the research right there, in black and white, and I urge you to look it up yourself if you have any doubt.

* I don't think this means what you think this means

الحمد لله




الحمد لله



الحمد لله



الحمد لله

That last form is Parallax.

EDIT: Just...never mind.

Originally Posted by Xei

Once again. For your own good. Find a doctor or psychiatrist, and tell them about your theories. I am serious... you show classic signs of schizophrenia and could probably benefit from medication.

OMG really dude who are you to diagnose this man over the internet, I have so many theories way more fucked up and crazy then this and Everytime I see any one in the medical and psychological fields they diagnose me with nothing. I am hell of paranoid, But I don't think that thinking some group of people have are in control and have been for a long time is not crazy. From kids we are taught to want to marry princesses and princes. Do you know why princes and princesses were only allowed to marry royalty? To make sure the money and power stayed in certain bloodlines. I want to rant so bad right now but then you'll probably just accuse me of having schizophrenia too.

Originally Posted by DreiHundert

Then it all just unravels when you bring muslims into the equation. Are you serious? This is the kind of mindless, ignorant, racist crap that is poisoning our country... And it's in part because of 9/11

And this is the priceless aspect of 9/11.... Let us define terrorism...
Noun:
The use of violence and intimidation in the pursuit of political aims.

Al Queda attacked the twin towers for pursuit of their own political aims. Their aims were to cripple the united states. And they succeeded! We're so scared of terrorism that we'd gladly give away our freedom to be protected (airport security for example). And we've got a new breed of idiocracy that's holding us down politically. People like YOU, who are terrified of muslims irrationally, are the surviving victims of 9/11. Terrorism in its most simple form.

Now I know that argument doesn't make any sense to you, because it was George Bush who destroyed the twin towers, wasn't it? Ahhahaaahahaa


Give me a break, read a real book pal

Yes I agree that it was some racist bullshit, but If someone thinks George Bush Destroyed the towers wouldn't they fight for everything to not give his or her rights away to the government?