Sssoooo, if we accept this "hell" thing for a moment... and I'm not talking about the "sane" hell that more level-headed people talk about (specific state your soul is in, etc.), but rather, of the cartoonish "lake of fire with devil dude, where people suffer for eternity" that the fear-mongering types use to scare themselves and messup their children... |
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What a mean God! |
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Lucidity cures dream somnambulism
You're waiting for a train... the train that will take you far away
You know where you hope this train will take you... but you can't know for sure
Grand total lucids: 12
This is good stuff if you haven't seen it. |
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Last edited by Mediabat; 01-01-2011 at 08:07 AM.
Lucidity cures dream somnambulism
You're waiting for a train... the train that will take you far away
You know where you hope this train will take you... but you can't know for sure
Grand total lucids: 12
I had to watch the whole thing after seeing that video. I'm glad there are people like Rowan Atkinson in the world to make us laugh. |
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" Seriously? What the hell man" |
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"MementoMori, the lucid machine"
"There's nothing better than knowing what it's like to fly like superman. Being fully aware of the air whipping by you, controlling every movement of every single atom in your body with a single thought. It's real freedom, and there's not a word good enough to describe it, so I'll just call it dreamy for now."
oh damm, the bi- AHHH AH HOLY SHIT OW OW SHIT OW AHHHHH STOP IT AHHH OW OW |
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They say dreaming is dead, no one does it anymore.
It's not dead it's just that it's been forgotten, removed from our language.
Nobody teaches it so nobody knows it exists.
The dreamer is banished to obscurity.
Well, I'm trying to change all that, and I hope you are too.
By dreaming, every day.
'I wish i was more naughty when I was alive.' |
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Reality Check
Spoiler for lucid dream goals:
So sex is evil, right? |
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It's a well-known fact that the church has sought to sexually repress people by demonizing masturbation, porn, unmarried sex etc. You know what? I bet the world would be a lot less fucked up if it was written in the bible that Jesus had sexual relationships with many women throughout his journey. Then perhaps "holy rollers" wouldn't try and hold themselves to such dumb ass "holier than thou" standards just because they haven't beat off or flicked their beans for 30 years. |
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Mary Magdalene was left out because they didn't want it to look like the only woman Jesus could get was a prostitute. |
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I appreciate the sentiment and don't mean to thread hijack. Unfortunately, this misconception has been debunked by modern science. Plus - I - care. |
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Last edited by AlienDiplomat; 01-04-2011 at 01:21 AM.
God, that's terrible. Sorry about that, man. |
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I would say "Well this doesn't surprise me." Then rise up against the dick who put me there. I would do this by realizing the truth "why should this 'Being' be able to have power over me?" "I should be able to be just as powerful as this so called 'God' in this plane of existence". I would treat it like a Lucid Dream and become the new god and get rid of this so called "Hell". I would then try to resist becoming a power hungry dick and acting like the previous "God." Now that I think of this idea, I wonder how many times this has been done. Maybe heaven just used to be a higher plane of existence, then one of the souls was like "Hey maybe I can be in control." Then he created a lesser plane of existence (Our current universe). Then he took all of the souls in his plane and made them lesser in this new plane he created. He got more power hungry and then created hell next, so he could put all of the souls who don't worship him there. Lucifer then saw this as wrong and challenged God, God then banished him to hell (he can leave when he wants because he has realized the truth like I said, he is just waiting for his time to strike). Next God got some people to write the bible, then some lunatic named Jesus thought he was Gods son and got crucified. This is how our "God" came to be. So when we get into our "Gods" plane of existence we are equal and can take control. Damn that was pretty good, I should write a novel or something. I bet I pissed off a lot of christians just now. I know if my mom read that she would freak out. My parents don't know I recently went agnostic. |
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Last edited by bradysdreaming; 01-04-2011 at 03:23 AM.
Say "Its about time! ARGGHHH!" then jump into the shores of hell, kill some demons, come out on the other side, and truly become TO TOUGH FOR HELL. |
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The worst thing that can happen to a good cause is, not to be skillfully attacked, but to be ineptly defended. - Frédéric Bastiat
I try to deny myself any illusions or delusions, and I think that this perhaps entitles me to try and deny the same to others, at least as long as they refuse to keep their fantasies to themselves. - Christopher Hitchens
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