"Can you call me back? I'm almost out of minutes." |
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The Ear Is Always Correct - thoughts on music composition
What Sky Saw - a lucid dreaming journal
"Can you hear me now?" |
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Truths are material, like vegetables and weeds; as to whether vegetable or weed, the decision lies in me.
--Max Stirner
Do you hear the siren? That's the hyperbole police coming to take you away, and lock you up in the exaggeration cell. |
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- Are you an idiot?
- No sir, I'm a dreamer.
It goes both ways. Period. All Tar wants is a thread where people can have fun. So come on, can you just give him that? |
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This guy, , and this guy, , are mine. BACK OFF!
I would ask him if seeing as he is everybodys father and theres no apparent mama, if he is indeed a hemaphrodite. |
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I would ask him "Why are we using phones?" |
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I would ask him to impregnate me. |
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Hey GOD it's me, yeah me Elise!!! |
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I would ask him what a clever thing would be to ask him. |
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I would ask him what type of phone he is using.. |
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I wouldn't. I would feel like an asshole wasting his time while others could be asking something important. |
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Id ask him if he could indeed create a boulder so heavy he couldnt lift it! |
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A warrior does not give up what he loves, he finds the love in what he does
Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.
You can always call God on the phone. Nothing special. |
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The Ultimate Lucid Mp3 Thread Link
Mp3 track available here (02/2015): http://www27.zippyshare.com/v/36261038/file.html
I would say something along the lines of... |
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Which God are you and how can you prove it? |
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"Okay, listen up, bitch, either you make my aunt's chemotherapy successful, or me and Satan will come up there and beat your ass! Which one's it gonna be?" |
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Signature skilled by ClouD
Originally Posted by Oscar
I like that simpsons thing or whatever it was..."Listen up God you either do what I ask or Satan's got a new errand boy" |
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I would ask him why he has the audacity to be so nonexistent. |
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People sleep peacefully at night only because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would do them harm. -George Orwell
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I'd be like: |
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