Thread: Dream View's Bar

Tsubasa: *makes face* Eccchhh...

Kijika: Oh, I'm so sorry about that...you can have mine if you like...

Tsubasa: No...*looks into Kijika's eyes* it's OK, I should have known Blorgulox would do something like that about now...

Kijika: Hey, Tsubasa, do you like to sing -- and dance?

Tsubasa: Oh, I love to dance, and sing too!

Kijika: Oh me too! It's my favorite thing! You wanna dance? I know a really great song I've done a lot...

Tsubasa: *eys grow big, grins* I'd love to!

Kijika: OK, stand right here next to me and I'll show you...

*Tsubasa stands next to Kijika, as he begins to sway and step; music fills the air*

They told him don’t you ever come around here
Don’t wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire’s in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it

You better run, you better do what you can
Don’t wanna see no blood, don’t be a macho man
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, but you wanna be bad

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky strong is your fighter
It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it

They’re out to get you, better leave while you can
Don’t wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
So beat it, just beat it

You have to show them that you’re really not scared
You’re playin’ with your life, this ain’t no truth or dare
They’ll kick you, then they beat you,
Then they’ll tell you it’s fair
So beat it, but you wanna be bad

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky strong is your fighter
It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right

*Tsubasa watches Kijika intently, mirroring his moves and slights, and his every word and tone; his wings unwittingly extend*

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky strong is your fighter
It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Beat it, beat it, beat it

Leo: *Here's the singing* Hmmm I wonder what that is, I'm going to go see.

RG: No stay!!

Leo: Man, you're one horny bitch...

RG: Thanks! ^_^

Leo: But I think that's it for today, I'm going downstairs.

RG: No! Stay!!

RG jumps on Leo and starts raping him

Leo: Argghhh! Help... wait, it feels too good! Wait, what am I saying?! Help! Too good... must carry.. on, I mean, Help!!!!

Tsubasa: Oh, this is so fun...oh -- oh no! My wings! They're out! Oh no! *looks over at Kijika, who is still singing and dancing with a fervor* Huh? He's...not affected? Oh...I'm so glad! *laughs*

Kijika: *glances over at Tsubasa and laughs, a sparkle in his eyes*

Leo: *Shouts his hardest* HELP!!!

RG: Hehehehehehehehe

Tsubasa: Oh, no! Mister Leo! *goes over and pulls RG off of him* Mister Leo are you all right?

Kijika: Can I help?

Leo: Oh thankyou Tsubasa, I am eternally in your debt, whatever that means. But, did I ever tell you that you and Kijika look remarkably similar?

Tsubasa: *looks at Kijika* We sort of do, don't we? But...Kijika is definitely darker[-skinned] than me...not that there's anything wrong with that... *grins*

Kijika *twirls, laughs*

Tsubasa: Hey, Kijika -- do you have another song we could sing?

Kijika: Oh, sure! I've got a slew of 'em! Hey, Mister Leo, come on, dance with us! Sing!

*Different music feels the air, Kijika sings*

Couldn't feel much better
Than the way I fell tonight
Feel like I could live forever
Feel like I could fly
When I thought I'd get it wrong, yeah
You somehow make things right
That's the way you make me feel
Better than I've ever known it
Better than it's ever been
I can't seem to control it, no
The way you make me feel
Like the sun coming up in the morning
Like holding the world in your hands
In a way I could never imagine (yeah)
The way you make me feel

couldn't feel much better
Than when I'm here with you
You make everything seem so easy
I'm telling you the truth
You never try to please me
But somehow...you always do

The way you make me feel, yeah
The way you make me feel
The simple things you do to me
Simple things you say
I sometimes can't believe it's for real

The way you make me feel, yeah
The way you make me feel
The simple things you do to me
Simple things you say
I sometimes can't believe it's for real

The way you make me feel, yeah
The way you make me feel
The way you make me feel

Leo: Sure, I'll dance!

Leo joins Tsubasa and Kajika and starts dancing. After a while scary music started to fill the air, then something happened, something strange.....

Edit: Heh, sorry for the twist, I just want something bad to happen

-the door of the Bar swings open. Standing there is a young man of around 21, 6'1" tall blond hair and a unrevealing black cloak that goes to his feet. Only his dark red eyes and hair show from the cloak. Walking in you hear the clink of steel boots hitting the floor. Looking around he is unfimiliar with the events that had occured or the people around him. Walking over to the stool he sits down muttering, "A drink please.."

Blorgulox: *takes a piss*
Blorgulox: Yep, that was good... woops, I seem to have hit your mouth!

Leo: Hello young man of around 21, 6'1" tall blond hair and a unrevealing black cloak that goes to his feet! What's your name?

Blorgulox: This is the only time I don't say or do anything immature or gross.
*ten mins later*
Blorgulox: see? *vomits, farts, shits, pisses and burps all at the same time*
Blorgulox: Siberian mists for everyone in the bar! Put em on my tab!

Leo: Yay!

Blorgulox gets the drinks and then slips on a wet patch. A girl walks in.

Girl: Hey! Is there anyone called Blorgulox, he's soo sexy.. I wanna **** him!

She misses Blorgulox who's on the floor

Girl: Oh well.. if he's not here.....

Girl begins to walk out

Blorgulox: I'm Blorgulox
Girl: Oh... well, I don't feel like fucking you anymore...
Blorgulox: Meh... I don't give a shit
Girl: Ok... *starts walking out, but then quickly runs back in* I can't take it anymore! You're so hot! *Jumps on Blorgulox*
Blorgulox: Wowowowow! Lay off the goods lady! I'm not ready for a serious relationship...
Girl: How about a sexual one?
Blorgulox: I'm in
*They both go up to a room*
Narrator: God, I'm so fuckin high! All that ever happens in here is immature, sexual, disgusting, stupid and etc... Why doesn't his madness stop? What do you think Bob?
Bob: I think you should roll another blunt...
Narrator: Tchah!

Leo: Awww.... now I'm missing all the fun

Goes up to a room to lie down and rest, but then accidentally walks into the room where the girl and Blorgulox are.....

Blorgulox: God, what is it with all the walking in on people having sex?
Leo: Milk
Blorgulox: What the fuck?
Mickey Mouse: He said milk! You are such a god damn bastard!
Goofy: Should I show him some respect?
Mickey Mouse: No, you should make him show us some respect
Goofy: Why's that? Are you being a dickface?
Blorgulox: *silently walks out with the girl*
Leo: Tries to follow, but then Goofy notices him*
Goofy: Hey! Stay here before I am forced to cut the digital cheese with my crack!
Mickey Mouse: I gotta go take a shit...
Narrator: What will happen next in this twisted world? What do you think Bob?
Bob: Blow me
Narrator: Sure *Is eaten by a monkey*
Blorgulox: This is pure madness!
Girl: What should we do?
Blorgulox: Fuck *Goes into another room with the girl and locks the door*

Runs away and trips over a hair clip on the floor

Leo: Hmm, better keep this, maybe it will come in handy...

Runs to the end of the hallway and tries to open the door, but it won't

Leo: Hmm.. the hairclip!!

Gets the hairclip out and picks the lock, the door opens and that room happened to be the one Blorgulox was in...

Blorgulox: *Word of God* Leave us alone!
Leo: Sure thing *leaves the hairclip in the room, fixes the lock and leaves*
Blorgulox: Good... now where were we?
Girl: You were gonna ask me my name...
Blorgulox: You look annoyed
Girl: I want a real relationship, you just wanted sex, you don't even know my name!
Blorgulox: wow, you look like you have a fever...
Girl: What the fuck is the matter with you!
Blorgulox: You know, you are so cute when you're angry...
Girl: ...
Blorgulox: I don't think I caught your name?
Girl: It's Mario
Blorgulox: but Mario is a guy's name
Mario: Did I say Mario? I meant Maria...
Blorgulox: Oh shit... why do you have a red cap with M on it?
Mario: Uhhh... *Jumps on Yoshi and leaves*
Blorgulox: Suckass... wait, but we were just.... Dude weak!!!!
Narrator: *Vomits* Jaysis!
Bob: I'm gonna need a keg to get this out of my mind...
Blorgulox: God dammit! *starts scratching tongue* I can't believe I did cunnilingus on Mario!

Tsubasa: Hey, Kijika, want to sing another song? I know one that I think you'll like...

Kijika: Sure!

*Music starts*

Nigetari akirameru koto wa daremo
Isshun areba dekiru kara arukitsuzukeyou

Kimi ni shika dekinai koto ga aru aoi hoshi ni
Hikari ga nakusenu you ni

Tsukame! egaita yume wo
Mamore! daiji na tomo wo
Takumashii jibun ni nareru sa
Shiranai pawaa ga yadoru haato ni hi ga tsuitara
Donna negai mo uso ja nai
Kitto kanau kara...show me your brave heart

Hare no hi bakari ja nai kara tama ni
Tsumetai ame mo furu keredo kasa hirogeyou

Ikikata ni chizu nanka nai kedo dakara jiyuu
Doko e datte yukeru, kimi mo

Hashire! kaze yori hayaku
Mezase! sora yori tooku
Atarashii jibun ni aeru sa
Shiranai yuuki ga nemuru haato ni ki ga tsuitara
Mune no naka no doshaburi mo
Kitto yamu kara...show me your brave heart

Tsukame! mabushii asu wo
Mamore! ai suru hito wo
Takumashii jibun ni nareru sa
Kowase! yowaki na kimi wo
Kuzuse! butsukaru kabe wo
Atsui kodou buki ni naru kara
Believe in your heart

*Tsubasa and Kijika begins dancing separately, then as the song goes on, begin to come together, until by the last chorus, they are dancing together, like a couple*

Tsubasa: *Blushes*
Kijika: You're right...I do like this song, a lot.

Blorgulox: God damn those songs are so annoying...
Leo: Yeah... let's do something cool
*They both pelt Tsubasa and Kijika with eggs*

*Tsubasa and Kijika laugh, even flinging some of the goop back at Blorgulox and Leo*

Kijika: This is really fun!

Tsubasa: *laughs* I know!

Blorgulox: Plan B
*Leo and BLorgulox pour acid onto Tsubas and Kijika*

Tsubasa: ITAIIII! It burns!

[b]Kijika: HEY! *raises his slender leg and kicks Blorgulox square in the face*

Blorgulox: Plan C
*Leo and Blorgulox pelt Tsubasa and Kijika with paintballs, which all break on impact*