Thread: If you could give a gift to the above user, what would it be?

I give you musical taste.

I give you some Dutch weed, I think you'll like it.

I give you the musical taste I got. I already have one. Don't you hate when that happens?

i will give you the curse of not being able to give your previously gotten gifts to someone else

I'd give you a large glass to drink your milk from.

I'll give you a lap dance from Sid Vicious.

I give you the ability to make senseless banter posts count towards your post count.

I give you this curse thing I got a while back. I don't want it.

I give you a new curse to replace the one you just have to me.

I go to my room and say I'm changing so I can rewrap it and say, "Hey, what a coincidence! I got you the same thing!".

I'll give you a little pink dress and a tiara. I think you'll look lovely wearing it.

I give you a pet goldfish

I give you a fishbowl to give to Goodnight.

I give you some fish food that you can give to AustralianFire so he can give it to me.

I give you some fish food due to a new grudge against AF.

i give you somemore fish food

I'll give you some rabbit food.

I give you a growth that must be treated
Like a severed severe pain in the neck
You can smell it but you can't see it
No explanation identified 'cause
You don't know and you don't say and you got no reply

I'll give you sanity, cause you're clearly in need for it.

I give you insanity

I'll give you one coupon for a game of paper, rock, scissors with nobody other than yours truly.

I give you a coupon for a game of rock, paper, scissors, with yours truly.
And by "game of rock, paper, scissors, with" I mean "bullet to the face from"

I'll give you anger management.

i will give you a magic lamp with 3 whishes