Thread: If you could give a gift to the above user, what would it be?

The thrill of having a -50^oC winter. So cold your face falls off.

Michael Jackson.

A definite LD count.

A very big wrapped box that is... empty.

Originally Posted by Puffin

The thrill of having a -50^oC winter. So cold your face falls off.

...

To snowboy I pass on my previous gift. It suits you better, anyway.

Originally Posted by spockman

To snowboy I pass on my previous gift. It suits you better, anyway.

I get more muffins? Cmon, be creative! Don't get me wrong, though, I like muffins!

I give you a brand new piano!

Originally Posted by Snowboy

I get more muffins? Cmon, be creative! Don't get me wrong, though, I like muffins!

I give you a brand new piano!

Sorry, no, I was passing on Puffins gift to me to you.

Originally Posted by spockman

Sorry, no, I was passing on Puffins gift to me to you.

Oh. I didn't realize that. Now give me a gift. Preferably a heater.

Originally Posted by Snowboy

Oh. I didn't realize that. Now give me a gift. Preferably a heater.

I just gave you a gift. The gift of clarity.

Originally Posted by spockman

I just gave you a gift. The gift of clarity.

Fine.

I give you 20 pat-downs by a TSA official at your nearest airport as you are heading off to see your family. And you wanna know why? You kept setting off a metal detector with a penny buried very deep in your pocket, so now you missed your flight.

I give you mah maths book hehe...
-coughBURNITcough-
Wow, I must have a cold...

Originally Posted by Yungen

I give you mah maths book hehe...
-coughBURNITcough-
Wow, I must have a cold...

Ironically, you told me to burn it.

I give you the ability to give a damn.

Originally Posted by Snowboy

Fine.

I give you 20 pat-downs by a TSA official at your nearest airport as you are heading off to see your family. And you wanna know why? You kept setting off a metal detector with a penny buried very deep in your pocket, so now you missed your flight.

Pennies are primarily zinc which does not set off metal detectors save for perhaps in very high quantities and the trace amount of copper in the alloy plating is not enough to set off a metal detector. Once again, the gift of clarity is yours.

I'll give you one infinitly lasting lucid dream dipped in chocolate on a stick

I found some road-kill today and figured you might like it, since I'm pretty sure it was a rabbit at one point.

At the very least it'll make a nice stew.

hey you already posted that bitch!!!!

For that I'm going to give you an after life in hell that smells like rotten egg farts, but its actually only purgatory so you get out eventually and get to go to heaven, but god doesn't let your you do anything fun there because its a "sin" and there is no such thing as reincarnation so your just going to have to sit there bored for an eternity, but at least it doesn't smell like farts

Originally Posted by saltyseedog

hey you already posted that bitch!!!!

I did the cookies, not the sandwich. I've only done the sandwich on a DJ entry one time.

For falsely accusing me of something, I send a person out to handcuff you and throw you in a prison cell with a violent inmate. Have fun trying to run.

oh ya your right that was in a dream journal lol

Well I'm going to give you a tray full of cookies with weed butter in them to say I'm sorry

Yay!

I give you a gullible wish-granting leprechaun in a tightly sealed jar. Have fun!

wtf my leprechaun died

I'll give you a dancing muffin

Originally Posted by saltyseedog

wtf my leprechaun died

Whoops, forgot the food, water, and air holes!

I give you a cat playing the air guitar in Alaska.

Did this seriously just die?

I give you defibrillator paddles to revive this thread.