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    1. 03-18-2011 01:49 AM #1
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      Wow!!!!!!

      So i went to wallmart to get a belt for myself because i needed a new belt and this wallmart is old but some major construction changing the old mall to a new awesome looking mall and i go inside to get my belt. PLace is crawling with hot women...place is flooded with them all over the place! i only came in for a belt but spent money on more clothes so i could stay longer and spent $80 there in clothes. Checking hot chicks out all through the place and them checking me out, i was in heaven! I love being a guy!
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      So... you're apparently overweight... a pervert... and you didn't get any..?
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    3. 03-18-2011 02:04 AM #3
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      Quote Originally Posted by Xei View Post
      So... you're apparently overweight... a pervert... and you didn't get any..?

      I'm not that overweight.
      I'm a pervert but what guy isn't?
      I didn't get any because i wanted to race home and tell everyone on a message board i saw hot chicks.....
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    4. 03-18-2011 03:32 AM #4
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      Quote Originally Posted by LucidFlanders View Post
      I'm a pervert but what guy isn't?
      Truth.

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    5. 03-18-2011 03:42 AM #5
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      Quote Originally Posted by LucidFlanders View Post
      I didn't get any because i wanted to race home and tell everyone on a message board i saw hot chicks.....
      I do that whenever anything remotely interesting happens in my life too. :]
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    6. 03-18-2011 04:25 AM #6
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      Why did you pay more to stay longer, you realize you can just loiter right? Also for 80$ you probably could've had a few lap dances, a good blowjob or sex with a hooker with "basic" hygiene if you're into exchanging money for women.
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    7. 03-18-2011 04:41 AM #7
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      Quote Originally Posted by GavinGill View Post
      I do that whenever anything remotely interesting happens in my life too. :]
      I was just being sarcastic.
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      Quote Originally Posted by LucidFlanders View Post
      So i went to wallmart to get a belt for myself because i needed a new belt and this wallmart is old but some major construction changing the old mall to a new awesome looking mall and i go inside to get my belt. PLace is crawling with hot women...place is flooded with them all over the place! i only came in for a belt but spent money on more clothes so i could stay longer and spent $80 there in clothes. Checking hot chicks out all through the place and them checking me out, i was in heaven! I love being a guy!
      Straight to DV Quotes with you! ArgghhH!
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      Quote Originally Posted by LucidFlanders View Post
      I was just being sarcastic.
      Moi aussi, mon ami. =P
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      Quote Originally Posted by Jeff777 View Post
      Straight to DV Quotes with you! ArgghhH!
      DAMN...
      beat me to it.
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      Quote Originally Posted by LucidFlanders View Post
      I'm not that overweight.
      I'm a pervert but what guy isn't?
      I didn't get any because i wanted to race home and tell everyone on a message board i saw hot chicks.....
      Don't worry, Xei is fairly useless.
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    12. 03-19-2011 01:55 AM #12
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      Quote Originally Posted by Spartiate View Post
      Why did you pay more to stay longer, you realize you can just loiter right? Also for 80$ you probably could've had a few lap dances, a good blowjob or sex with a hooker with "basic" hygiene if you're into exchanging money for women.
      That's what I was thinking, haha
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      Quote Originally Posted by Artelis View Post
      Don't worry, Xei is fairly useless.
      As are your posts.
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      So i went to wallmart to get a tampon for my vagina because i needed a new tampon and this wallmart is old but some major construction changing the old mall to a new awesome looking mall and i go inside to get my tampon. PLace is crawling with this one guy...place is flooded with him all over the place! i only came in for a tampon but spent money on more things to insert so i could stay longer and spent $80 there in insertion objects. Checking this one guy out all through the place and him checking me out, i was in heaven! I love being the sort of girl that goes to wallmart!
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      Quote Originally Posted by siиdяed View Post
      so i went to wallmart to get a tampon for my vagina because i needed a new tampon and this wallmart is old but some major construction changing the old mall to a new awesome looking mall and i go inside to get my tampon. Place is crawling with this one guy...place is flooded with him all over the place! I only came in for a tampon but spent money on more things to insert so i could stay longer and spent $80 there in insertion objects. Checking this one guy out all through the place and him checking me out, i was in heaven! I love being the sort of girl that goes to wallmart!
      loooooooooooooool
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    16. 03-29-2011 12:35 AM #16
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      I guess stores could just pay hot women to hang out there in bikinis to get more business.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Dianeva View Post
      I guess stores could just pay hot women to hang out there in bikinis to get more business.
      I would go to the mall every day of my life.

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    18. 03-31-2011 08:34 AM #18
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      So there was this like hot ass chick and she like stared at me and i was all hai dere! and she started writing something on paper and i liek smiled and got a boner and she gave me this like paper that had like a fine for being a pervert..she was liek a cop and i was all SO COOL and then i started hitting on here, right? and then she like went behind me and i thought it was gonna get all kinky in here and she cuffed me so i was playing along WHOOHOO ROLEPLAY! and she threw me at the car and i told her i like a woman taking charge and she totally gave me a huge ass smile, but it was upside down, right? and yeah....i got into her car and the windows got all fogged up and like and like she totally tazed me and i was all DONTTAZEMEBRO and she was all like I AM NOT A MAN and i said good because im not into men and she had another smile that was upside down and i like said i am glad i could put a smile on your face and she told me it was not a smile WELL NO SHIT! IT'S UPSIDE DOWN like the internets and she was all angry and violent and had to like call for backup and i was all getting ready for this big ass orgy and stuf but turns out it was all guys who came and threw me in jail for the night....what a debbie downer! i was all ready for some wild wild fun!
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      It was funnier the first time when you were "joking."
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