Thread: HEY YOU DRUNK!!! POST HERE!!!

Originally Posted by Jrels

it was... beyond bizarre. No joke.

Why? Did he touch you inappropriately?

Originally Posted by Jrels

Today I attended my friend's wedding reception. He works for Ethel Kennedy. We played football with RFK junior, it was... beyond bizarre. No joke.

That is very trippy.

Chillin w/ Mr. Brewski Budweiser.

old friends get together.
good time good times

Shit, I guess this would be the perfect time to finish off that second little airplane style bottle of (checks label for spelling) - Stolichnaya vodka.

*takes a shot*

*shudders*


Oh man....

I'm completely sober but I really want to be drunk right now... am I allowed to post here?

I just double posted, but I want to be somewhate concise about what I'm saying.

I tell the truth. I know the guy quite well. My friend, that is. As much as I would like to ask a lot of questions, I know that I respect people above conspiracies.
(I've helped respectfully fold the flag that was laid on JFK's coffin or maybe it was RFK's.. He wasn't too expicit about it.. It was the flag that was flown over the estate.) The point is, my friend has, in the past, let me stay at the compound at Cape Cod with him (just for a couple days) He was my best friend from High School.. It has happened.

somewhate

Im not drunk but im sleep deprived, 3 days with 1 hr sleep. which is kinda the same effect as being drunk, almost ,maybe,well i dunno. what i do know however is that i feel like fking SHIT and its makin me snappy.

Jrels reminds me of Hemingway

Does driking at 11:30 in the morning make me an alcoholic?

No it does not.

Bump, for being high. I hate being drunk.

I'm caught in this echo chamber of pathos and beauty.

I don't particularly like myself. In many ways, I'm already dead. look at everyone as a living joke. All the power to you. Good luck, you are irrelevant.

I get the biggest kick out of people who think that they are somehow important. We are dirt. We are irrelevant. Just try to make a differamce, yo will meet the buff fucks. The buff DUMB fuss. Ha haha ha , doesn't matter. Haha whatever you're thinking about is shit.

and you can quote me on that.

BTW: My name is Faggy McFag... any problems?

If I love your posts this much sober, can't imagine what if I read them while actually drunk.

OH!
Bacardi is my Friend
I'll Love Bacardi til the End!
I don't care that it's only 5!
I'll Chug as long as I'm alive!

(Doo doo doo do)

Me and Bacardi go way back.

Is (coincidentaly) drunk off of Bacardi gold and Jaeger shots up at the bar.

*will - needless to say - be falling asleep soon...

Bump. I had loads of El Tigré's shots, and then smoked 3 grams of weed in a bear bong.

had too many drinks, now im cleaning the place up..

started cleaning at 6 am... spent an hour last night cleaning some random girls puke from the stairway



grouchy

Look how outrageouslsy fat you are... Can I get a word in edghewise ya hog. Talk about an inspiration for birth control. BTW, My name is Gaylord Fag. It is my opinion that I am the gayest son of a gun you'll ever sink your trousers into.

Don't look now, but I've already kicked your ass, impregnated yourgirlfriend, and taken up residance at your mom's. By the By, you've got a brother on the way.

Destroy me. How am I any differant?

Originally Posted by Jrels

Look how outrageouslsy fat you are... Can I get a word in edghewise ya hog. Talk about an inspiration for birth control. BTW, My name is Gaylord Fag. It is my opinion that I am the gayest son of a gun you'll ever sink your trousers into.

Don't look now, but I've already kicked your ass, impregnated yourgirlfriend, and taken up residance at your mom's. By the By, you've got a brother on the way.

Destroy me. How am I any differant?

I just have to post that in this thread...

http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...ad.php?t=42092

If all went according to plan I would've been semi-drunk right now posting but unfortunately I'm sober.. Turns out I have to wait until Thursday to get my fix.
Not sure why but I was watching YouTube videos and I happened to see this one guy taking 151 shots. He was around 20 (clearly thought he was the man, too), and as it turns out I can easily do much better than him at 15. What a pussy.

The sun's opinion matters not whilst the reign of the moon's terror be under your hand. With rage comes bliss in fear of doubt. Everything is nothing; time and space signify only lose ends. The way we are is merely an illusion lacking classification. Our infinite definitions round definite realities, whilst the age of the new becomes an ancient practice. The end cannot be classified, simply because its definition holds no substance to our existence.