Thread: DV's Top Ten List Countdown

#9 Ask them to join your Tuesday night Jihad club.

#8 On the internet!

Originally posted by gameover
#8 On the internet!

Heh, it works for some.

#7 Ask them to pull your finger.

#6 At a Fight Club

#5: Break into a complete stranger's house at 3:30 a.m., wake him/her up, and say, "Hello. So, how's it going?"

#4: Adopt-a-Death-Row-Inmate program

3 While standing in a long line, whisper into the ear of the person in front of you (who is, by the way, half your age), " Wanna be my special friend?".

#2 Stand outside the girl's bathroom with a fingerpainted sign that reads "Please be my friend"

1. Introducing yourself as "Sunny, the Icecream Sandwhich Guy (or Girl)" to random people, shaking their hands and laughing uncontrollably while trying to coax them into your delapidated car.

Next round: Top ten worst poems ever written.

#10: untittled

i cant rhime or tpye or spel
but i can right so very good
ill right and right and right
and try to read it by myslef

but if i cant dont be suprised
i nvr mad it far in skool
but i did prety good u see
cuz hocked on fonics werked for i!

#9: "Did You Say Sump'm?!!"

Roses are smushed
By my mud tires
'cause the bitch pissed me off and I'm cracked out
Do the damn dishes!

#8 Every Country Song:

There's a tear in my beer
Kuz my dog ain't not here
He were hit by a truck
Guess he ran outta luck

I'mma 'fraid I'm depressed
Kuz my girlfriend confessed
She's a gone an' had sex
'gainst the wall with her ex.

There's a tear in my beer
Kuz I've lost all that's dear
Now I guess I'll jest die
Here's a big monkey pie.

( I couldn't think of a better last line off the top of my head)

what ever number this is


i just shat my self
yea baby yea


edit read that then look at my avatar

# 7
"Hickory Dickory Dock, this chick was suckin' my cock. The clock struck two, I dropped my goo and dumped the bitch on the next block."

#6
"Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean. So Jack ignored her flabby tits and licked her asshole clean."

#5
"Little Bo Peep fucked her sheep, blew her horse, licked his feet, she ate his ass so very nice, tongued his balls not once but twice."

~all courtesy of Andrew Dice Clay

#4

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Most poems rhyme,
But this one doesn't....

#3
The third worst poetry in the universe is written by Vogons, and frequently used as a form of torture. ~ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

HAHA I remember Andrew Dice Clay

#2:

How shalt I die?
On the wings of a fly?
But that is just crap,
So shutup!

(I think my IQ just dropped 10 points writing that.)

#1

Battle Hynm of the Geeks

Mine eyes have seen the coming of all the Starwars shows
I have liked everything bout everyone but Jarjar really blows
I can draw the Monty Python foot down to each and every toe
The geeks are marching on

I have seen all the Monty Python shows and memorized each one
And for 5 hours each and every day I train my Pokemon
I am still ordering and reading MAD even though I’m 41
The geeks are marching on

I have read Spider Man comics till my eyes have nearly bleed
I still live with my parents and still I wet the bed
Elvis my be gone but Dumberdore from Harry Potter is not dead
The geeks are marching on


Next is ummmm Top ten worst places to "cut the cheese"

#10 At school, especially in a crowded hallway!

9. When you are interviewing for a job.

#8 At school, in an empty hallway except for one very gossipy girl (funny story behind that one)

#7 elevator

#6 haha I hate it when I cut cheese in a public restroom and there's only one other person there, so when I come out of the stall it's like "OH!............uh.......er.......hi.........um... ....that wasn't me.........ok fuck you like YOU NEVER FART...................

...........bitch."