I'm better then you all.

I look better, I have a great personality, I have thousands of dollars, I have many cars, all the women want me, ect. I'm pretty much 100% better then all of you.

It's just incredible. When I look in the mirror (all the time), I know I'm seeing a God among men, God's gift to women and the owner of the Earth. I always ride around in my jeep everyday, wearing black sun-glasses, with my girlfriend, playing rock music outloud, ect, and run old people off the road because I'm just that damn good. I steal little kids candy and toys when they aren't looking, then I laugh at them. I'm above the law. I went to Six Flags Marine World just a few days ago and everyone clapped and cheered when they saw me walk in. Most men there trembled and most women fainted. I play golf everyday at the San Francisco golf course and own everyone there (literally). I'm absolutely illustrious and magnificent. I plan on going to the San Francisco mall today and kicking more ass. If I were U.S. president, I'd dominate the Earth (even more so) and my girlfriend would be vice-President dominater. Everyone would have to call us Mr. and Ms. Dominator on LIVE TV.

I'm just 100% better then everyone on the Earth. You people will respect me. It's true.