I'm better then you all.

**Dangeruss** · 02-28-2006 02:07 AM

Originally posted by Oneironaut
I call it: "being an attention whore."

They're everywhere. *

well yeah.. and what are we all giving him right now? exactly what he wants, so just ignore him.

**docKnubis** · 02-28-2006 05:09 AM

**Placebo** · 02-28-2006 05:33 AM

Nice blue eyes in your sig... is that a well-known character from somewhere?

**RyanParis** · 02-28-2006 06:38 AM

Today, when I woke up in the morning, I got out of bed, I looked in the mirror and flexed my muscles and realized how incredibly awesome I am. I'm just God-like.

All the men want to be me, and all the women want me. It's true.

**Cyclic13** · 02-28-2006 08:08 AM

Its from the movie underworld...

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/underwo...worldevolution/

**docKnubis** · 02-28-2006 02:29 PM

Originally posted by SolSkye
Its from the movie underworld...

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/underworldevolution/

oh yeah i have only seen underworld evolution about 20 times in the past month and evolution about 39 times in the past month........ erm and now i am waiting for ultraviolet to come out on the 3rd in theaters yes yes

**nesgirl119** · 02-28-2006 03:34 PM

Originally posted by RyanParis
Today, when I woke up in the morning, I got out of bed, I looked in the mirror and flexed my muscles and realized how incredibly awesome I am. I'm just God-like.

All the men want to be me, and all the women want me. It's true.

Except I am not interested, b/c I am a moron, and proud of it!!
I would rather suck than be as cool as a peacock...now who is with me?

Are you sure it was not your feathers that you saw, peacock?

Or are you just trying to peck our eyes out??

**OpheliaBlue** · 02-28-2006 03:59 PM

Originally posted by RyanParis
Today, when I woke up in the morning, I got out of bed, I looked in the mirror and flexed my muscles and realized how incredibly awesome I am. I'm just God-like.

All the men want to be me, and all the women want me. It's true.

reminds me of that dude from American Psycho

next he'll be chainsawing prostitutes in half and christening their skulls

**InTheMoment** · 02-28-2006 04:02 PM

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue

next he'll be chainsawing prostitutes in half and christening their skulls

It's all for the sake of art.

**Gwendolyn** · 02-28-2006 04:25 PM

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue

reminds me of that dude from American Psycho

next he'll be chainsawing prostitutes in half and christening their skulls

Lol. Ditto on that.

**nesgirl119** · 02-28-2006 04:38 PM

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue

reminds me of that dude from American Psycho

next he'll be chainsawing prostitutes in half and christening their skulls

Then when he is all done, he will use their skulls for punch bowels!!

**InTheMoment** · 02-28-2006 04:55 PM

Originally posted by nesgirl119

Then when he is all done, he will use their skulls for punch bowels!!

Why does that sound so scary coming from you?

**nesgirl119** · 02-28-2006 05:00 PM

Originally posted by InTheMoment

Why does that sound so scary coming from you? ~

Because, I am actually really calm while saying this....it takes a lot more than a peacock with moron's skulls that he pecked the life out of and used as punch bowls to make me upset (that preacher guy was one of them that made me REALLY upset, b/c he wouldn't Shut the flip up, and wouldn't leave my DJ alone).
But what do you say we pluck his tail feathers off? Maybe he won't be so cocky after that!!

**OpheliaBlue** · 02-28-2006 06:09 PM

Originally posted by nesgirl119
(that preacher guy was one of them that made me REALLY upset, b/c he wouldn't Shut the flip up, and wouldn't leave my DJ alone)

oh wow I didn't know he spammed your journal too

I removed them for you

**nesgirl119** · 02-28-2006 07:15 PM

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue

oh wow I didn't know he spammed your journal too

I removed them for you

Thanx a lot!! IOU1
So, about RyanParis, why don't we say he just wants to bore out our skulls, and once he does, he will use our skulls for punch bowls, and then he will come to torment us in the afterlife!!!

**RyanParis** · 02-28-2006 08:33 PM

I'm pretty upset about a bad sexual episode I had last night.

Apparently Emily didn't think I did it (sex) very well. So she kicked me off her bed and I had to go sleep down stairs. :

Damn.

**Gwendolyn** · 02-28-2006 08:36 PM

Originally posted by RyanParis
I'm pretty upset about a bad sexual episode I had last night.

Apparently Emily didn't think I did it (sex) very well. So she kicked me off her bed and I had to go sleep down stairs. :

Damn.

Good. I think that's pretty ironic, since, in your own words, you "are gods gift to women". Serves you right for being with a nazi.

**dudesuperior** · 02-28-2006 08:40 PM

Originally posted by RyanParis+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(RyanParis)</div>

Apparently Emily didn't think I did it (sex) very well. So she kicked me off her bed and I had to go sleep down stairs

[/b]

<!--QuoteBegin-RyanParis

I'm just 100% better then everyone on the Earth

Are you now?

**Josh_Mac** · 02-28-2006 08:40 PM

Um... doesn't saying all this stuff make you big headed? therefore you don't have a great personality. Besides that, you sound like a prick... dont feel like justifying that either, although it would be easy, but I can't be bothered to waste anymore time than this on you =P

by the way, if that was your attempt at humour I feel very very sorry for you.

**Oneironaut Zero** · 02-28-2006 09:32 PM

Originally posted by RyanParis
I'm pretty upset about a bad sexual episode I had last night.

Apparently Emily didn't think I did it (sex) very well. So she kicked me off her bed and I had to go sleep down stairs. :

Damn.

Lol. I guess satisfying your woman just isn't part of God's plan, now is it? Good thing you haven't married her yet, then she'd have to burn in Hell for all eternity for all of adulterous thoughts that ran through her head after she gave you the boot.

Halelujah, there is still hope for her soul!

Meanwhile you have to live with the fact that you can't even satisfy a "Pure Christian" woman. For his only son, God's sure made you into one Hell of a punchline.

Originally posted by Ryan Paris+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ryan Paris)</div>

It's just incredible. When I look in the mirror (all the time), I know I'm seeing a God among men, God's gift to women and the owner of the Earth.[/b]

I think we've dispelled that little myth. lol

<!--QuoteBegin-Ryan Paris

always ride around in my jeep everyday, wearing black sun-glasses, with my girlfriend,

What's this?! Premarital sex?! (or a failed attempt at it)
SINNER!
BURN!
BURN!!

**Patrick** · 02-28-2006 09:43 PM

Originally posted by kage23
OMFG Ryan you're sooo coool!!!!11!!11one!! I wish I was as kewl as U R!!!1!!!111!!! OMGLOL!!! Can U teach me 2 B kewl??!!!??!?!?!???

just a sec . . .

*

ah, now i feel better.

Ah, justice.

**Jalexxi** · 03-01-2006 01:11 AM

Originally posted by RyanParis
Today, when I woke up in the morning, I got out of bed, I looked in the mirror and flexed my muscles and realized how incredibly awesome I am. I'm just God-like.

All the men want to be me, and all the women want me. It's true.

Can't put the genie back in the bottle.

**Dangeruss** · 03-01-2006 02:04 AM

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha... haha... hah.

**Darkmatic** · 03-01-2006 03:35 PM

Ryan Paris , how r u feeling right now , im curious to see if these comments are effecting you ? You've created this imaginary person , but i think all the little insecurities inherent in this Ryan Paris character seem to shine through onto the real person whos posting .

**InTheMoment** · 03-01-2006 04:06 PM

Originally posted by RyanParis
I'm pretty upset about a bad sexual episode I had last night.

Apparently Emily didn't think I did it (sex) very well. So she kicked me off her bed and I had to go sleep down stairs. :

Damn.

Don't be too upset...I'm a tough act too follow.

~

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