Game: How Do You Get Out Of The Jam?

[BohmaN]

Ok I'm bored so I'm going to play a game with you DV people This is how it works: Person one comes up with a jam and asks "what do you do?" and it's up to next person to say how he would have solved the situation. And then the person who answered comes up with another jam and so on. I hope you understand Ok so I'll start: You're on your first date with your dream girl at her place. You're on the bathroom and you're having the trots, and when you finally finish you notice that there's no toilet paper left, what do you do? ;>

[Artelis]

tissues? Maybe some paper. Wipe it with your underwear and toss em out the window! You're catching up with your mom at a resturaunt and a girl you had a one night stand with starts to walk towards you looking rather pissed off. What do you do?!

[TweaK]

I run my ass off. I hide - my mom can wait, I'm scared. You really like this girl (and you want a serious relationship with her), and you're invited to her place. You have to take a piss, and she told you the toilet upstairs was clogged, but you forgot. You flush and the toilet floods, a lot - and I mean a lot of toilet water + piss is on the floor now. What do you do?

[NeAvO]

You grab her pet hamster and use it as a mop. So you're in a really big school doing a presentation in front of thousands of people and you don't feel very well, infact you feel like you're going to throw up, and you know that if you open your mouth you will most likely do just that. It's your turn to talk. What do you do?

[TweaK]

I wouldn't talk. I'd probably go to the bathroom to induce a nice puking session, then go back when I feel better. You're caught masturbating, oh sh-- What do you do?

[Artelis]

I wouldn't talk. I'd probably go to the bathroom to induce a nice puking session, then go back when I feel better. You're caught masturbating, oh sh-- What do you do? [/b] splooge all over them. You find a possibly decent thread going down hill. What do you do?

[Descensus]

Spam it more. You wake up on a nice warm morning, the sun is shining, and you felt like you had the perfect, uninterrupted night. You roll over to get out of bed and feel a warm, squishy mess in your pants. What do you do? P.S - Unfortunately, that jam actually happened.

[Marvo]

Go to the bathroom with another pair of underwear, get a bath and then just return to normal rutine. XXYou open your mouth anyway, and hope that you don't puke. Once youve had your speech, all the preasure will disappear and you'll feel fine again. It's just a matter about getting started.XX (male jam) You're sitting in a very crowded bus, and you have to get of the bus. Due to the bus bumbling around, you get a hard-on. People are watching you, since they noticed you pressing the stop-button. If you get up and leave the bus, people will see you and laugh, and you'll most likely stumble into somebody. If you don't get up, you'll have to walk 5kilometers home. What do you do? Edit: You ninjaed me >

[Descensus]

Answer mine, then Marvo's.

[TweaK]

Go with the flow, help it going down. In fact, I'll give it a little push.* You walk on the street and suddenly see a gang of "gangstahs" pulling knives and stabbing someone, lying there to die. Afraid to run over there and go "Stop it, yada yada", you wait until they leave. You run up there and shit, it's a family member. You try to call an emergency number but your prepaid account is empty and noone is around. The guy dies. Later in a family meeting, everything is being discussed, and someone comes up with "Hey, weren't you there when it happened, why didn't you stop them?", and all eyes are on you. What do you do? * Subtle hint, Artelis.

[Pastro]

Tell em what happened, and that because of my actions there wasn't two deaths in the family. You fail an exam which just pushes your mark down to a fail. Your teacher [opposite sex from answerer] offers to pass you if you pleasure them. What do you do?

[Artelis]

Go with the flow, help it going down. In fact, I'll give it a little push.* You walk on the street and suddenly see a gang of "gangstahs" pulling knives and stabbing someone, lying there to die. Afraid to run over there and go "Stop it, yada yada", you wait until they leave. You run up there and shit, it's a family member. You try to call an emergency number but your prepaid account is empty and noone is around. The guy dies. Later in a family meeting, everything is being discussed, and someone comes up with "Hey, weren't you there when it happened, why didn't you stop them?", and all eyes are on you. What do you do? * Subtle hint, Artelis. [/b] whip out my mac10 and give them a go round. You're being slapped around by a wet salmon by the most annoying guy in the world. You're already on strike 2. What do you do? Tell em what happened, and that because of my actions there wasn't two deaths in the family. You fail an exam which just pushes your mark down to a fail. Your teacher [opposite sex from answerer] offers to pass you if you pleasure them. What do you do? [/b] contract AIDS. Pass. Repeat.

[TweaK]

Next time he tries to slap me, I grab the salmon and stab him in IN THE FAEC. You fail an exam which just pushes your mark down to a fail. Your teacher [same sex of answerer] offers to pass you if you pleasure them. What do you do?

[BohmaN]

An exam isn't that important that you'd do such a thing, so I'd say "screw you". Suddenly you realize that the walls are approaching you slowly and you're likely to be mashed like a bug, so you're struck with panic as you know it's likely that you're going to die soon. Inventiveness is a must. What do you do?

[TweaK]

I die with inventiveness because you said that's a must. I could've probably escaped, but you said I had to die with inventiveness. Thanks, asshole. Same question as my previous exam one.

[Artelis]

contract AIDS. Pass. Repeat.

[Marvo]

Record it and tell the school leader thing, that their teachers are incompitent, and that you want another try. You fall of an edge, completely naked, and there is 500feet to the ground. The ground is entirely made of solid rock. What do you do?

[Artelis]

Record it and tell the school leader thing, that their teachers are incompitent, and that you want another try. You fall of a ledge, completely naked, and there are 500feet to the ground. The ground is entirely made of solid rock. What do you do? [/b] something grotesque and uncalled for. *insert pointless situation only to wait for even more pointless reply* what do you do?

[TweaK]

*insert pointless answer that includes some form of being naked* *insert question I can't be assed to think of* - What do you do?

[BohmaN]

But I didn't say you had to die only that it was very likely and you had to be inventive so you'd find a way to get yourself out of the jam btw this thread is growing with incredible speed what I refered to here was like 5 posts before.

[Marvo]

I shoot the dog with the BFG-9000, fuck the hooker do death and run over the 20 police-men with my car. You meet Artelis on the street. What do you do?

[Artelis]

*insert pointless answer that includes some form of being naked* *insert question I can't be assed to think of* - What do you do? [/b] STOP HIJACKING THE THREAD!

[TweaK]

NO U

[Artelis]

NO U [/b] I'M SICK OF YOUR ANTICS! GO BE A PRETENTIOUS ASS-HOLE SOMEWHERE ELSE. edit: NO U

[TweaK]

MY ANTICS? YOUR CRAZY BEHAVIOUR IS WHAT'S CAUSING ALL THIS, YOU CUNTSOCK AND