Worst-Joke-Ever competition

**Clairity** · 06-27-2007 05:15 AM

Question: What are the strongest days of the week?

Answer: Saturday and Sunday because all of the other days are "week" days? week .. weak.. get it?? :p

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**TheUncanny** · 06-27-2007 05:47 AM

*knock knock

God: "Hey everyone shut up, its that duche from Guns n' Roses again."

*knock knock

"..."

**QwinsepiaSquared** · 06-27-2007 04:51 PM

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts to do it!

**skysaw** · 06-27-2007 04:54 PM

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, does an apple every eight hours keep three doctors away?

**skysaw** · 06-27-2007 05:50 PM

What's the difference between an alligator and a pear?
A pear appears in the punchline.

**wendylove** · 06-27-2007 05:51 PM

Question: What are the strongest days of the week?

Answer: Saturday and Sunday because all of the other days are "week" days? week .. weak.. get it??

no

**wendylove** · 06-27-2007 06:18 PM

Take the dumb test

**MrGrEmLiN** · 06-27-2007 06:24 PM

Q: What does an ant say to another ant?
A: You look like an ant from up here!

**skysaw** · 06-27-2007 06:27 PM

Why would you quote this?

**Clairity** · 06-27-2007 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by wendylove

no

I'm not surprised..
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**Explode** · 06-27-2007 06:39 PM

Once there were three people, and one of them hit another one with a broom stick.

**skysaw** · 06-27-2007 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by Explode

Once there were three people, and one of them hit another one with a broom stick.

That's really sad. Is he ok?

**dodobird** · 06-27-2007 06:52 PM

Once upon a time there was princess, a robot, a dare-devil, three mosquitoes, ten spaniards, one orangutan, and eleven private detectives. And then the aliens came and kill all of them.

**Explode** · 06-27-2007 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by skysaw

That's really sad. Is he ok?

He's fine.

**Snooze** · 06-27-2007 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by Explode

He's fine.

then its funny! and you fail at non funny jokes

**arby** · 06-27-2007 09:52 PM

What did the blind, deaf, mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer!

**Sornaensis** · 06-27-2007 11:00 PM

That has been said :mean:

**musicman** · 06-27-2007 11:17 PM

person1: how do you fit a giraffe in a refrigerator?
person2: how?
person1: you open the door and put him in. how do you fit an elephant in the refrigerator?
person2: how?
person1: you take out the giraffe and put in the elephant. The king of the jungle is having a party for everybody. Which animal doesn't come?
person 2: which one?
person 1: the elephant; he's stuck in the refrigerator. How do you cross a crocodile-infested river without a bridge?
person 2:how?
person 1: you hop in and walk across; all of the crocodiles are at the party

**RooJ** · 06-27-2007 11:48 PM

These reminded me of the following site:

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives...oster_seat.php

4 year old kid jokes are awesome though... So probably wouldnt win here.

**Man of Shred** · 06-28-2007 05:39 AM

Why did the little girl cross the playground?

to get to the other slide.

**CoLd BlooDed** · 06-28-2007 09:46 PM

Paris Hilton.

(I win.)

**fajam00m00** · 06-29-2007 12:51 AM

Q: You're elephant hunting, and you've got to trap the elephant soon or it will be dark and he'll get away. All you have is a match box, a pair of tweezers, and a pair of binoculars. How do you catch the elephant?

A: You look at the elephant through the binoculars backwards so that he becomes small. Then you pick him up with the tweezers and put him in the match box.