We must put an end to Lucid Dreaming

**dodobird** · 07-17-2007 05:45 PM

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Yea, I see you lucid dreamers.

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Doing your noise plug reality checks.

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Why don't you sniff cocain and get it over with?

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**Lex** · 07-17-2007 05:46 PM

.....aren't you suppost to call on god well being attacked in a dream?
how do you do that without lucid dreaming.

many ppl suffer night terrors and paralysis.....and if you believe what many reglious ppl do then this is the work of the devil trying to gather more souls and what not.....etc etc..

calling out the name of jesus is suppost to save you from this...
but in order to do this...
you must be aware and also have to capability to do this.

you can't banish or save yourself if you can't call out the name of the lord..

so lucid dreaming is either bad and can do no good... or it helps and your being manipulated by the devil to stop it from stopping him.....

power is only an illuison anyways.... in a world like this dreams and hope
all all anyone really owns.

**the_gloaming** · 07-17-2007 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by skysaw

I say we storm the capital with signs that say:

AWAKE FOREVER!

little do you know....

YOU ARE DREAMING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

**BeSomebody** · 07-17-2007 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by MSG

Lucid Dreaming is a detriment to society and should be stopped. Who's with me?

Damn right!! Per-AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE -eh JE-SUS -eh!

**westonci** · 07-17-2007 06:31 PM

suck my dick

**LucidInCuB!zt** · 07-17-2007 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by Torcher

Are you dreaming now torcher?this zchit ain't funny at least i didnot thinkso so keep your lil flapping dog to yourself and if you could'nt notice i was trying to prove a point. Now if you don't mind, go be a good puppy, so if you're not interested in lucid dreaming, WHY the F*ck are you here then???. Go! fetch on out of here and take your little group so called possie too, we don't need your bad influence in our society

**LucidInCuB!zt** · 07-17-2007 07:02 PM

It's Bad iF i smoke weed, but as long as i'm doing the joint in my lucid, it's not bad at all and atleast i get kidney cancer and heart failure in my dreamworld and not in real life

. haha! I can smoke on the joint my whole life in Lucid dreams and stillllllll not get RealCancer tataaaa

Right on,,,,oo0ps I mean: Dream on my brothers keep Smoking weed in your lucid dreams (completly harmless and proof tested by the Government along with the FDA, and our selfs when we smoked and wokeup non-high wit no cancer at all

In my next Lucid i wont have kidney nor heart failure and still get highhhhhh lol

Save it guys i don't agree on banning Lucid dreaming as if i did, i would be banning my dream drugs and my special weed plant i planted on my dream Garden which infact would be a bitch thing to do( i'm instead planning on smoking some of that plant tonight and trying to forget you guys tried banning Lucids. you fucks, stay away from my plant, she's mine!!!!!!!!you just want it because you can't Lucid dream anymore and can't create a weed plant for yourselves. have some respect For other lucid dreamers. GOD got mad at yous and took the gift of ever becoming Lucid away from yous YOU JUST MAD CAUSE YOU HAVEN'T LUCIDED FOR YEARS HAHAHA, i wont give it nooooooo GET YOUR WON PLANT haa lol

**Scatterbrain** · 07-17-2007 07:05 PM

Lucid dreaming killed my inner-child.
Save us Jebus!!

**westonci** · 07-17-2007 07:07 PM

go fuck your self

**Scatterbrain** · 07-17-2007 07:11 PM

That's pretty much what we do in lucid dreams.

**LBT Petrie** · 07-17-2007 07:14 PM

LOL I really hope the guy who made this thread is joking.

**Torcher** · 07-17-2007 07:16 PM

Originally Posted by LucidInCuB!zt

Are you dreaming now torcher?this zchit ain't funny at least i didnot thinkso so keep your lil flapping dog to yourself and if you could'nt notice i was trying to prove a point. Now if you don't mind, go be a good puppy, so if you're not interested in lucid dreaming, WHY the F*ck are you here then???. Go! fetch on out of here and take your little group so called possie too, we don't need your bad influence in our society

it was a joke

damn.

**ThePhilosopher** · 07-17-2007 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by Scatterbrain

Lucid dreaming killed my inner-child.
Save us Jebus!!

I DONT EVEN BELIEVE IN JEBUS!

(best simpsons episode ever)

Caffeine and Speed, my anti-drug. preventing me from LD'ing and quality sleep for 3 years

**skysaw** · 07-17-2007 07:29 PM

"I know I'm not normally a praying man... but if you're up there Superman, please save me!" - One of the best Homer moments ever!

**LucidInCuB!zt** · 07-17-2007 07:33 PM

Originally Posted by Torcher

it was a joke

damn.

lol im soo sorry Torcher

Would you forgive me man, it's that i can't stop smoking from teh weed plant in my Lucid lol

i kinda took it serious

Would you forgive me if i walk into your dream with my weed plant and we both sit at a park getting high and tipsey

"jk" but you get my point "sorry bro" lol

**der'morat'oneiro** · 07-17-2007 07:35 PM

I've heard this argument before, and at times have asked myself the same questions. However, it is possible not to become obsessed, and to "use" lucid dreaming in moderation. Not only that, but since dreams are not harmful and perfectly natural, why not lucid dreams? The only difference is you know you are dreaming, which implies greater awareness of reality--and how could that be harmful?

**LucidInCuB!zt** · 07-17-2007 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by skysaw

"I know I'm not normally a praying man... but if you're up there Superman, please save me!" - One of the best Homer moments ever!

I like your quote and your page Skysaw

**LucidInCuB!zt** · 07-17-2007 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by der'morat'oneiro

I've heard this argument before, and at times have asked myself the same questions. However, it is possible not to become obsessed, and to "use" lucid dreaming in moderation. Not only that, but since dreams are not harmful and perfectly natural, why not lucid dreams? The only difference is you know you are dreaming, which implies greater awareness of reality--and how could that be harmful?

Hey, dont get carried over man, these guys are just joking

"'it's just a big prank(a joke) that i thought was real too

why don't you create a Lucid weed plant and have fun getting high

jk

**iLight** · 07-17-2007 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by Octavii

lol this is such a funny thread...'ban sleeping!' haha thats hilerious, if your serious (which i hope your not!) you do know that if you don't sleep you hallucinate anyway! theres no escape!!!!!! lol

im an atheist, but if there is a god, why would he care if you have lucid dreams anyway? dreams are mostly your sub-concscience givin you messages on how to improve your life or solve deep wallowing issues!

lol yea ! totally agree with you lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**LucidInCuB!zt** · 07-17-2007 08:01 PM

Somehow i can't stop posting on such an interesting thread (Reading people's jokes

lol but i just wanted to say that MSG would you astrally marry me baby? we would make astral babies and teach then how to fly just like you thought me lol

Lucid Sex you and me baby everyday PLeaseee

JK babe

**SEBSTER** · 07-17-2007 08:08 PM

LOL wow this thread scared me at first. haha i hate it when jokes go too far and becomes a confusion wether its a joke or its serious. but hey can it seriously give brain cancer? i mean its just a thought..

**Amethyst Star** · 07-17-2007 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by archdreamer

Countertroll or gullible shmuck? YOU DECIDE!

Well said!

**BeautifulDreamer** · 07-17-2007 08:23 PM

God has never told me to lucid dream! Even if he has never talked to me anyways, he still says NO!

Oh, people who lucid dream have a 100 percent chance of sleeping! ZOMG!