Thread: Throw Something At The Next Poster

*Eats the Twilight Archon before it can use its super mega... power... thingy*

Excuse me a minute...

...

*Throws the dirty remains at the next poster*

*Catches them again, turns them into a elephant and throws it at the next poster*

:p

*Gets squashed by the elephant and dies, then rolls down a nearby hill into a giant cherry tree, off of which thousands of cherries begin to fall due to me hitting it, raining upon the next poster.*

(I'm waaaaay too nice.)

Eats the cherries cuz they're so yummyyyyy!!!

Picks some worms out of her teeth (from the cherries of course), mushes them into one ball of dead worms, throws it at next poster.

Use those worms to feed my duck,,, who flys into the arms of the next poster

/me weighs the duck and then pours water on its back. The water slides off and dribbles into a puddle in front of the next poster.

I pick up the water using Telekinesis, and use it as a portal to take Kaniaz out of his *insert random place*

I throw him at the next poster!

I catch Kaniaz and rip his legs off, mould them into javelins and throw them at the next poster!

*stands there all James Bond like, adjusting his sunglasses and cuff-links as the two javelins zip passed him, each one an inch or two from either side of his head. They shatter the windshield of a passing car, behind him, impaling the driver and causing the car to careen, out of control, toward the next poster*

YOU!

Keeper Leaps through the window ('cause he can!), and saves the driver using his only the power of his awsomeness.

It turns out to be Chuck Norris, who heals in the blink of an eye, and approaches the next poster (after thanking me, of course :p )

I stand in front of Chuck Norris and say "I AM NOT WORTHY!!!"

He then explodes, and I throw his head at the next poster.

chuck noris doesnt explode, you explode, and we thow you at the next poster.

I catch myself, and get to know my evil twin!

I send my twin on a human-eating rampage towards the next poster.

Holds out a glowing sparkly my little pony which hypnotises you and turns you into a drooling mess making you forget about cannabalism.

While you aren't looking I cut the head off a pink my little pony strap it to an exocet missile and fire it at the next poster

I catch it and restor the ponies head.

It runs away, kicking up dirt at the next poster

I rape the poor thing and throw it at the next poster

I save the poor pony! Bad >=(

I get hirt by the dirt, eat it all, and turn it into a big hard ball of clay. I throw it at the next poster.

The ball of clay smashes into my face. Everything goes black...

I wake up in A & E. The mud has formed into a crust around my face like a mask. I have no idea who I am or where the big yellow fairies are, but I stagger away from my room, still on a drip. I meet a crowd of passing aliens and they seize me, proclaiming that I am their Lord Gloob of the phrophency, halleijuha! They take me to their ship. Unfortunately it turns out I'm not Lord Gloob, I'm just me. After wrenching the clay-mask-thing off my face, transforming it into an ice-cream seller called Norky and throwing him out of the ship they probe me and drop me over a desert.