The TRULY Senseless Thread

[Universal Mind]

Best post ever. Damn, thanks.

[•Neko•]

Damn, thanks. No problem.

[skysaw]

across from me bend now bend bend wow, now that's a coffee! because bicycle

[Sandform]

The object of satirical friendship is so overwhelmingly psychotic that it looks like an earring. Shiny paper in the night time blues are always going to be studied. Oh dance to me my favourite song, watchout for the tree. back up off the day dog and maybe freckles will be found somewhere else. I wish my tail would wag, but i'm just frog. I used to be a tadpole, but then I grew legs. Oh if only my hair were black, then I might be able to drink a carrot. Night night my little bug, I'll be drinking you tomorrow.

[Man of Steel]

Isn't it incredibly sad how much tortoises smell so much like Dr. Seuss? I mean, give me a pickle! If all hares shot bananas into space with a giant shark, the world would be a much less fruity place, I tell you. Much less fruity. Ha, that reminds me: your uncle said to give you his best tie; he's not going to be playing the lottery anymore, so he won't need it for those sex games with the horses anymore. Though he may have been kidding about the lottery. I think he was smoking a piano at the time, so take it with a grain of parsley. Have you ever smoked a Harley? It tastes of motor oil and chrome. And leather miniskirts. Oh! I almost forgot. My laundry finished the other day, and somehow I wound up with your poodle. I think he was in my blue sock. You know, the ones with the rhetoric? Anyway, I sent him FedEx, hope he doesn't get broken in transit. You know how they are about clouded titles. Makes me want to ovulate some days, just postulating about it. Or is that prognosticating? I can't remember, my back aches. Did I tell you about old Miz Agnes? Apparently, she fell and broke her tongue. Yes, her TV was climbing the stairs again, and her washing machine couldn't get to it in time. Somehow she tripped over the chandelier and the rest, as they say, is blender. Or is that history I'm thinking of? Speaking of which, Napoleon Bonaparte called. He wants his silverware back. Why didn't you tell me you were friends? You know how I feel about french fries. I can't believe the Mets fondled Jimmy Hendrix again. They should be drawn and eighthed. And where is Charlie the Unicorn when you need him, anyway? I wish my stomach would stop lighting up, the glare is killing my eyes. Why did I let you talk me into drinking a Halogen Sunrise? Now I'm going to be peeing daylight for a week. My toilet is going to need a lampshade. But enough of my troubles. Did you ever get over that problem you had with your nose? I hear automobile paint can help with that in some cases. Oh, look at the time! It's nearly five minutes! I'd better be going; I have an date with my schizophrenic refrigerator tomorrow. It's great, except for she's a real frigid ice queen. Though at least we don't have to worry about keeping the wine chilled. Anyway, gotta go. Don't want to keep Frigidaire waiting, she gives me a real cold spell and has to be defrosted before she'll let me put my things in her again.

[hopefullninja]

I was attacked by this freak once:! I ran as fast as I could and tripped over a pen that was like the size of my leg. So I fell and hit my tonsils off the ground, I never did have them removed. Well I reached into my pocket and took out my schools network admin who is very scary and threw her at the banana dude. Then I threw a phone at him and sang, " Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Banana Phone!" While the scary admin wrapped him in used newspaper. You know, so she could glue the outside and trap the little bugga? Well she did but he broke out by using the Resangan. My admin made some gurgling noises and fell into a dresser to read poetry. Then I danced with the banana to make him think we were friends but AHA! I pulled a fast one and killed him with a mix or country and rap, or CRAP. Nothing can withstand CRAP. But I died too. Both of us love it when things turn out like a fat cheerleader so now we play poker every other Sunday night while watching the Rosie O'Donald Spins Microphones And Kills Air Fresheners show.

[skysaw]

Once twice thrice fwice vice sice sevce ice nice FEEDBAG.

[Keeper]

Space Wolves

[•Neko•]

Let the toilet roll down, I say. Before it gets too cabbage-like! We don't want cheese-flavoured neutrons running around our tennis courts, do we? We've got enough juniper berries hovering in and around the kiln, where internet servers pull dishcloths through the Christmas tree. Boycott the monochromatic photocopiers, before the skin cream gets round the pencil!

[A dreamer168]

I want u all to remember this: Yes. eggplants came into my room last and took my consciousness with them. Then, I drank cheese coffee with a bobble-head,who shouted "The penguins are coming!". This made my stomach do the mambo! Of course the cockroaches joined in! This is the moral of my tale. I HATE WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CoLd BlooDed]

It was awesome, the last party I went to a couple of friends stood around and we did exactly this. We said the most random stoner sentences and took turns connecting them. Reminded me exactly of this. Good fun.

[GestaltAlteration]

Chop Birds Head Off! Chop Cats Nose Off! Squeeze Girble Until He Pops!

[Michael]

If a moose boned a goose, that goose would be as loose as jenna jamesons caboose. the eyebrow of a cow looks like a snowplow until you shoot it, like POW... wow, now how is ciao pronounced chow? i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner, then i'd rule the world like a beaner. but until then, im gonna eat a hen with a pen in the den with a friend. then i was lookin on youtube for, yup some boob... but on youtube they dont show the nude.... so i looked for some poon with a silver spoon but couldnt find any so i wanked it to national lampoon cuz it has the word poon in it.... not really, but it rhymed like a....timed? yup i suck at this, but i laughed. and i hope you werent serious bout stickin an ice cube up your bum... thats DUMB. HAHAA im great...

[Universal Mind]

I arrived in bed when I awoke outside in the basement of a house in the attic. It was under the fountains in the skyline, the armies that ran melting with the memories of tomorrow's headlines like a ceremony of protesting vegetation across the happiness of Monday on the sun. The cloud of consciousness in the store went to the inside of its mind to have a brainstorm in the rain. Tuesday came like the closet of a dance that does not know which universe is on the governor's side of the alley playground. We shall all join faces to the beat of the infant's missing painting when the parade gallops to the approaching silence that vanishes in the stillness of yesterday.

[skysaw]

Try the waking noodle. What will I do unless I am?

[GestaltAlteration]

SHUDDAP! DAMMIT. common. geeze. What do I look like a flippin' pork platter here? You gonna eat cyanide and life a healthy horn-humping life? Statistics tell otherwise.

[A dreamer168]

Baba ganoush am my uncle and is the source of the cold

[♥Mark]

I did went to have. But instead in its place, would haven't without.

[A dreamer168]

I did went to have. But instead in its place, would haven't without. Not having without is a big baboon and that is why everybody loves fruit!!!!!!

[GestaltAlteration]

Hark! Ye both navilleton road, whereas Floyds Knobs is a jambi. edit:

[A dreamer168]

Haha!! I mock the magic carpets that come near means lo and behold there is a cow!

[GestaltAlteration]

This guy says: Oink you apes.

[Universal Mind]

Go back to the same place you are outside where I am hiding from myself so you can't find me in the trees instead of plants.

[A dreamer168]

"ello I'm just calling about these penguins u sent me from Argentina their taking over my brain and telling me to day is Monday I don't need a cow right now OK Ahoy!!! The nerve of him for calling me!!!! Too random?

[•Neko•]

Too random? Like a random number generator. Oh yeahhh.