Just joined!!!!@!

[Original Poster]

Hey gys wuts up my frend told me about lding a week ago and I told him he was retard and slapped him but now ic its real!!!\u I want to ld/ so I can have sex with godzilla in my dreams cause that's my fetish lol1no but seriously

[♥Mark]

srsly thats ur fetish or srsly that u want 2 ld??? :0

[Xox]

g0dzill@ w00w coo0l i tri3d m onkyss ut wsnt s0 gr3at so n0ws tym3s i sticx wit brad and j3s$$ica alb@ but n3wat w3lc0m3!

[GestaltAlteration]

Welcome to dreamviews! There are plenty of nice people around, so don't be shy to ask questions! You should check out the tutorials here: http://www.sailorenergy.net/TheRealm.html

[Original Poster]

Seriosly guys when I first herd about lding I just tol my friend "you stupid retard!" and I kicked him in the balls and tok his walet but this stuf sounds so kewl i want to ld rite now so im going to go to bed and hav an ld write now!

[GestaltAlteration]

Fat chance. It takes practice! Practice you ain't got!

[♥Mark]

Teach him for believing in that new-age hippie crap. I bet it was a hemp wallet (with no money in it lol).

[Xox]

Teach him for believing in that new-age hippie crap. I bet it was a hemp wallet (with no money in it lol). OMG! ROFL

[♥Mark]

It's because hippies are dirty and lazy, you see, and so have no jobs.

[Xox]

How about the hemp wallets? Practice my friend!

[Emerald Wolf]

Of course if you need to get lucid in a hurry try the CILD technique! works every time!

[♥Mark]

Never trust a fuckin' hippie.

[Xox]

Mehhh- I stick with cocoa butter.

[ClouD]

Screw butter, ill take the cocoa, and fuck an Oompa Loompa.

[Identity X]

Hay guys i am new to i have tryed reading stuff bout lds on other sites but i canot read it because i am a blind. so can you now tell me about it. plz reply but i cannot read because i'm blind so just bare that in mind lol . sorry for typing i cannot see wot i type thankyou i will click the screen now hopfully this will work ps i had a drem in a house with pink curtains is it an ld? i could not see the curtains because i am blind. but they were pink my mom told me so she is not a blind

[•Neko•]

Hay guys i am new to i have tryed reading stuff bout lds on other sites but i canot read it because i am a blind. so can you now tell me about it. plz reply but i cannot read because i'm blind so just bare that in mind lol . sorry for typing i cannot see wot i type thankyou i will click the screen now hopfully this will work ps i had a drem in a house with pink curtains is it an ld? i could not see the curtains because i am blind. but they were pink my mom told me so she is not a blind Dude that is so an ld, congrats. hope u have another 1 soon and sorry that ur blind i love lds

[Universal Mind]

I dreamed I knew what I was doing when I was playing with eggs. Was that a lucid?

[KuRoSaKi]

OmG RoFl LOL ZOMGBBQSAUCE!!!! I th1n3k th4t w45 a d34e4m WOW!!!!

[badassbob]

Hay guys i am new to i have tryed reading stuff bout lds on other sites but i canot read it because i am a blind. so can you now tell me about it. plz reply but i cannot read because i'm blind so just bare that in mind lol . sorry for typing i cannot see wot i type thankyou i will click the screen now hopfully this will work ps i had a drem in a house with pink curtains is it an ld? i could not see the curtains because i am blind. but they were pink my mom told me so she is not a blind OMG!!!! Its teh lolzorz

[Goldney]

You guys can all go suck my ballz.

[Xox]

I wUdn+ trys d@t! i had fn wit brad nd j3s$$! it waz @wsumnesss lol i g00 lding ryt3 now!

[GestaltAlteration]

[Original Poster]

TEACH ME HOW TO LD RITE NOW NO DUMB LINKS TO TUTORIALS JUST TELL ME HOW IN 3 SENTENCES OR LESS CAUSE MY ATTENTION SPAN woop caps lock was on. Anyway yeah my attention span isn't long enough to read tutorials so make me ld now!!!!!

[Man of Steel]

Three sentences or less? Can do. 1.) Eat chocolate. 2.) Thirty (30) minutes later, go to bed and fall asleep. 3.) Wash, rinse, and repeat until you get a DILD (Dream-induced lucid dream). It's truly a great technique, 60% of the time it works every time.

[KuRoSaKi]

Wow 60% of the time it works every time.