Thread: Just joined!!!!@!

srsly thats ur fetish or srsly that u want 2 ld??? :0

g0dzill@ w00w coo0l i tri3d m onkyss ut wsnt s0 gr3at so n0ws tym3s i sticx wit brad and j3s$$ica alb@ but n3wat w3lc0m3!

Welcome to dreamviews! There are plenty of nice people around, so don't be shy to ask questions!

You should check out the tutorials here: http://www.sailorenergy.net/TheRealm.html

Seriosly guys when I first herd about lding I just tol my friend "you stupid retard!" and I kicked him in the balls and tok his walet but this stuf sounds so kewl i want to ld rite now so im going to go to bed and hav an ld write now!

Fat chance. It takes practice! Practice you ain't got!

Teach him for believing in that new-age hippie crap. I bet it was a hemp wallet (with no money in it lol).

Originally Posted by Mark75

Teach him for believing in that new-age hippie crap. I bet it was a hemp wallet (with no money in it lol).

OMG! ROFL

It's because hippies are dirty and lazy, you see, and so have no jobs.

How about the hemp wallets?
Practice my friend!

Of course if you need to get lucid in a hurry try the CILD technique! works every time!

Never trust a fuckin' hippie.

Mehhh- I stick with cocoa butter.

Screw butter, ill take the cocoa,
and fuck an Oompa Loompa.

Hay guys i am new to i have tryed reading stuff bout lds on other sites but i canot read it because i am a blind. so can you now tell me about it. plz reply but i cannot read because i'm blind so just bare that in mind lol . sorry for typing i cannot see wot i type thankyou i will click the screen now hopfully this will work

ps i had a drem in a house with pink curtains is it an ld? i could not see the curtains because i am blind. but they were pink my mom told me so she is not a blind

Originally Posted by Identity X

Hay guys i am new to i have tryed reading stuff bout lds on other sites but i canot read it because i am a blind. so can you now tell me about it. plz reply but i cannot read because i'm blind so just bare that in mind lol . sorry for typing i cannot see wot i type thankyou i will click the screen now hopfully this will work

ps i had a drem in a house with pink curtains is it an ld? i could not see the curtains because i am blind. but they were pink my mom told me so she is not a blind

Dude that is so an ld, congrats. hope u have another 1 soon and sorry that ur blind

i love lds

I dreamed I knew what I was doing when I was playing with eggs. Was that a lucid?

OmG RoFl LOL ZOMGBBQSAUCE!!!! I th1n3k th4t w45 a d34e4m WOW!!!!

Originally Posted by Identity X

Hay guys i am new to i have tryed reading stuff bout lds on other sites but i canot read it because i am a blind. so can you now tell me about it. plz reply but i cannot read because i'm blind so just bare that in mind lol . sorry for typing i cannot see wot i type thankyou i will click the screen now hopfully this will work

ps i had a drem in a house with pink curtains is it an ld? i could not see the curtains because i am blind. but they were pink my mom told me so she is not a blind

OMG!!!! Its teh lolzorz

You guys can all go suck my ballz.

I wUdn+ trys d@t! i had fn wit brad nd j3s$$! it waz @wsumnesss lol i g00 lding ryt3 now!

TEACH ME HOW TO LD RITE NOW NO DUMB LINKS TO TUTORIALS JUST TELL ME HOW IN 3 SENTENCES OR LESS CAUSE MY ATTENTION SPAN woop caps lock was on. Anyway yeah my attention span isn't long enough to read tutorials so make me ld now!!!!!

Three sentences or less? Can do.

1.) Eat chocolate.
2.) Thirty (30) minutes later, go to bed and fall asleep.
3.) Wash, rinse, and repeat until you get a DILD (Dream-induced lucid dream).

It's truly a great technique, 60% of the time it works every time.

Wow 60% of the time it works every time.