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12-30-2008 01:12 AM #1Banned
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Cliff hanger game.
instructions: this is an ongoing story. in each post you will finish the cliffhanger, add two sentences, and end with a cliffhanger. this will go on until the starter of the story sees fit to end it, at which point the first person to get back to the forum can write the beginning of another story.
I'll start:
Once upon a time lived the happy machine Jim the Robot. But one day he came home and found his mother and father disassembled on the floor. He picked up a note left on the floor from the killer which read...Last edited by Psionics; 12-30-2008 at 04:10 AM.
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Once there was a dancing banana
. When he looked at his life so far, he realized he'd never accomplished anything, never been anywhere, and never met anyone because all he did was dance repetitively. He was very depressed until a man came up to him one day and said that he'd won...
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12-30-2008 04:17 AM #4Member
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...one million dollars. The dancing banana was overjoyed and decided that he would use the money to....
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Once there was a dancing banana. When he looked at his life so far, he realized he'd never accomplished anything, never been anywhere, and never met anyone because all he did was dance repetitively. He was very depressed until a man came up to him one day and said that he'd won...This shit never happens to me
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12-30-2008 04:33 AM #5Banned
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...quit his job as a smiley and buy a mansion. one day while he was hosting a party on the world's biggest cruise ship tragedy struck. He got on the phone and some unfamiliar voice said... Originally Posted by Fableflame
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12-30-2008 04:36 AM #6Banned
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..."I can't believe you're posting that on DreamViews!". When suddenly...
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12-30-2008 04:40 AM #7Member
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He realized it was his mother calling and complaining about his post on dreamviews which said.....
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12-30-2008 05:02 AM #8Banned
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He had a dream about killing her and he liked it. so he pulls out an Originally Posted by Basilisk
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he decides to go duck hunting as he hasn't done it in ages he then goes to his truck and..... Originally Posted by Psionics
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12-30-2008 05:15 AM #10Member
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hits his head as he's getting in his truck and forgets what he was doing. so then he...
This shit never happens to me
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...sees a naked Jake Gyllenhaal in the bushes waiting for him. He unzips his pants and... Originally Posted by Basilisk
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12-30-2008 05:28 AM #12Aconitum delphinifolium
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quickly rezips them. One of his OCD habits is to see if his zipper is working several times a day. He looks at Jake with a deep sigh and says...
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"...im not really sure what to say right now, but i think i love you..." to which Jake replyed by simply handing the dancing banana a rose, and smiling...
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Jake stands up and suddenly bitch slaps the dancing banana and runs off.
tha banana then...This shit never happens to me
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...looks away as a giant monkey comes up from behind the banana and grabs him. It turns out Jake was just distracting him. In his last moments of life he has but one regret, that he didn't dance repetitively a little longer.
THE END
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This shit never happens to me
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That Was A Great Story. Someone Write A Beginning Now.
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There was a guy named Fred. His job was to . . .
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Goals: Fly[X]; Iron Man[X]; Sleep/walk on a cloud[X]; swim to the depths of the ocean[]; meet an alien[]
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...destroy worlds, as was a pretty normal job on omicron-percy-eye-8. one day his space ship... Originally Posted by Eel
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...lands on Earth and he gets out and sees a naked Jake Gyllenhaal in the bushes waiting for him. He unzips his pants and... Originally Posted by Psionics
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12-30-2008 06:34 PM #21Banned
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...realizes his species has nothing down there. in his anger, he... Originally Posted by drewmandan
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...whips out a dildo and... Originally Posted by Psionics
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...throws it away because these forums a clean. He pulls out his laser gun and shoots... Originally Posted by no-name
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himself in the head cuz he accidentally threw away his dildo.
THE END.This shit never happens to me
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My turn:
Heath is a cowboy on a camping trip with Jake Gyllenhaal. Jake caresses him in the tent. Heath unzips his pants and...
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