Thread: Cliff hanger game.

...rape and pillage everyone and everything in the town. Then they would take their zombie love-slaves back to the base, brain-wash them into elite warriors, and...

...eat them. None of this happens of course, because the Giant Brownie Muffin closes the portal and...

...the spotted green plague descends, killing billions! Just as all hope is lost, however...

3 Gingers rise from the depths of the Colosseum armed with porcupines and gas masks. The porcupine, of course, being the natural enemy of the meerkat. After considerable losses, the already small meerkat army (reduced due to the mass suicide and the plague) decides it best too...

...Bombard the porcupine fora (plural of forum) with specially trained trolls, and while the fora are being fixed, the meerkats work on a killer joke to spread on the fora. Just as they figure it out, though....

...the Legendary Troll called L----- (he who must not be named) rises up and bombs the meerkat chat and fora, causing them to shut down and all knowledge of the joke to be replaced by images that cannot be unseen. This great troll then....

...gets repeatedly banhammer'd before finally dying off and leaving the fora... for now... After such a long day of banhammering, though, the admins decide it best to take a break. MoS leaves his computer to go...

...chill by the beach with his many female companions. While he is away, though, the troll goes on 4chan and pisses off enough people to...

...overpopulate Japan. Whoops, too late. Meanwhile on the beach, a perky-breasted girl asks MoS if he'll rub sun screen on her back. He makes this face but unfortunately...

...slayer comes in and ninja's some catears on the perky-breasted girl and takes her away from MoS. slayer almost gets away with his new catgirl companion, but suddenly...

...there's a knock on the door. Well he thinks "oh, who could that be". He says "who is it?", there's no answer. "who iiis it?", there's no answer. "WHO IS IT!?", they're not saying anything. So he goes and opens the door and it was just as he expected. It was some big fat hermaphrodite with a flock of seagulls haircut and only one nostril. Well he breaks into the room and grabs Slayer's luck snorkel and Slayer says...

..."STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! You have violated the law and must pay the price!" Of course the freaky hermaphrodite does not listen and runs away. So slayer runs after the freaky hermaphrodite to get back his lucky snorkel. Meanwhile, the catgirl...

... decides to start without slayer, possibly going completely solo if he doesn't get back. The hermaphrodite pulls out an umbrella and flies up into the sky. Slayer...

...takes out a gun and shoots at the hermaphrodite and misses and gets depressed and...