Cliff hanger game.

**DestFinis** · 01-01-2009 05:35 AM

...being peevish, he unzips both his and Hitler II's pants before realizing that it is a slightly homosexual act, and further realizing that he is heterosexual and therefore not attracted to those of the same sex so then his wife...

**Eel** · 01-01-2009 06:11 AM

Slaps the homosexuality out of him and Hitler II and Vladimere Putin III . . .

**eppy** · 01-01-2009 07:20 AM

Play guitar hero together. Hitler II is enraged by the game and he throws the guitar at..

**Psionics** · 01-01-2009 07:32 AM

Originally Posted by eppy

Play guitar hero together. Hitler II is enraged by the game and he throws the guitar at..

...Arnold Schwarzenegger.

H2: "my god! he IS back."
V3: "but if it bleeds we can kill it"

so they...

**drewmandan** · 01-01-2009 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by Psionics

...Arnold Schwarzenegger.

H2: "my god! he IS back."
V3: "but if it bleeds we can kill it"

so they...

see Jake Gyllenhaal naked behind a bush. They unzip their pants and Heath Ledger shows up. He unzips his pants and...

**Psionics** · 01-15-2009 01:32 AM

well that last story has pretty much stopped so new one...

It's Arcade War II and all the classic arcade game characters are waging war. One day PacMan's grandson MacBoy, or Mac for short,gets drafted by the space invader defense squad, or SIDS, to attack the damn ufo that scrolls across the top. one day he turns side and joins with game armies such as Pong, Tetris, Dig Dug, Tempest, and Tron. as Tron's right hand man, he destroys entire regions in seconds. Until one day he is confronted with the task of destroying the PacMan Maze. He decides to do the right thing and...

**Sesquipedalian** · 01-15-2009 02:32 AM

Kills the ghosts so Pac-man can get the fruit. Mac then discovers the game of MYST, and he...

**Psionics** · 01-15-2009 02:53 AM

Originally Posted by Sesquipedalian

Kills the ghosts so Pac-man can get the fruit. Mac then discovers the game of MYST, and he...

...realizes he's gone 2 decades into the future (1993 to be exact). He decides to go to Halo 3, gets a makeover into HD, and returns to his own time to fight along side Pac-man to get all nine keys and destroy the enemy. so the next day he...

**TheMind** · 02-11-2009 01:40 AM

Originally Posted by Psionics

...realizes he's gone 2 decades into the future (1993 to be exact). He decides to go to Halo 3, gets a makeover into HD, and returns to his own time to fight along side Pac-man to get all nine keys and destroy the enemy. so the next day he...

dies. new story:

joe was an idiot. people made fun of joe

. that made joe sad

. when he'd finally had enough he...

**redisreddish** · 08-05-2009 04:53 AM

killed everyone who had ever made fun of him. Since EVERYONE had made fun of him, he was the only person on earth. To fix that problem, Joe...

**Xedan** · 11-22-2009 05:59 AM

built millions of robot people to fill the world. One of the features he gave everyone was a built in alarm clock so everyone was always up on time, but then it backfired because...

**guitarboy** · 11-22-2009 06:15 AM

it ran on a nuclear reactor, which eventually...

**Xedan** · 11-22-2009 06:22 AM

overheated, starting a slow chain reaction due to the fact that each clock was a little off from each other. So then Joe tried to escape to...

**slayer** · 11-22-2009 06:27 AM

Why do you people bump these old threads?

**Xedan** · 11-22-2009 06:33 AM

1) CCCCOMBO BREAKER!!!
B) I found it amusing, the thread I mean, not bumping it. although it's weird how so many of the people on it are banned. hmm...

Back to the story. So Joe tried to escape to...

**Maria92** · 11-23-2009 05:43 AM

...his secret underground bunker, but the robots had already found it. Therefore, Joe turned tail and ran all the way to...

**Xedan** · 11-23-2009 06:31 AM

...Pluto, the capital of Saturn. There he found a map to a treasure. so he jumps in his...

**Maria92** · 11-23-2009 06:46 AM

Mercedes Benz and strikes a course for the gnarliest place in the solar system: the...

**Xedan** · 11-23-2009 07:04 AM

...super beach, where all the movers and shakers live. While there, he falls in love with a bug woman from a far off planet. but then he steps on her. grief stricken, he...

**Maria92** · 11-23-2009 07:09 AM

...throws an epic party, the likes of which the galaxy has never seen before. Creatures from over six thousand planets come to this grand party, including even the great, green...

**Xedan** · 11-23-2009 04:27 PM

...party goddess herself, Elixnarimsa of the shmngmfgnm galaxy. As they are dancing, eating, and shnagling, he remembers why he was there in the first place. So he flies off on a...

**Maria92** · 11-23-2009 04:33 PM

...wild tangent and hauls out a small arsenal of weapons, which he kept hidden behind a revolving wall. He picks up a couple of automatic machine guns and...

**Xedan** · 11-23-2009 04:39 PM

is about to go Rambo when he sees a picture of raptor jesus. He thinks, wwrjd? then he realizes Raptor Jesus approves of these things, and shoots up the place. He also sets a bomb which goes off in slow motion as he walks away from the scene. Now off to...

**Maria92** · 11-23-2009 04:42 PM

...the center of the entire universe, where a supermassive black hole has grown dormant over the ages. It is here that Joe will set his master plan into action by...