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    1. 12-30-2008 08:54 PM #26
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      Kills Jake, because he's a suicide bomber. Somehow he survives the action and decides to...
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    2. 12-30-2008 10:31 PM #27
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      Quote Originally Posted by ThreeLetterSyndrom View Post
      Kills Jake, because he's a suicide bomber. Somehow he survives the action and decides to...
      have sex with Jake. Then, once he realizes that he's a necrophiliac, he...
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    3. 12-30-2008 10:53 PM #28
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      ditches Jake and takes the bus too...
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    4. 12-30-2008 10:57 PM #29
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      Quote Originally Posted by Psionics View Post
      this will go on until the starter of the story sees fit to end it
      Yosemite where he . . .
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    5. 12-30-2008 11:43 PM #30
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      Quote Originally Posted by Eel View Post
      Yosemite where he . . .
      sees Jake Gyllenhaal naked behind a tree. He unzips his trousers and...
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    6. 12-31-2008 12:08 AM #31
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      Quote Originally Posted by drewmandan View Post
      sees Jake Gyllenhaal naked behind a tree. He unzips his trousers and...
      ...rezips them using the force. seeing his new found ability he seeks out darth vader who actually turns out to be...
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    7. 12-31-2008 12:49 AM #32
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      Quote Originally Posted by Psionics View Post
      ...rezips them using the force. seeing his new found ability he seeks out darth vader who actually turns out to be...
      Jake Gyllenhaal. Jake takes off the kinky Darth Vader costume and is naked. Heath then proceeds to unzip his pants and...
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    8. 12-31-2008 01:41 AM #33
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      Quote Originally Posted by drewmandan View Post
      Jake Gyllenhaal. Jake takes off the kinky Darth Vader costume and is naked. Heath then proceeds to unzip his pants and...
      ...finds a censor bar in them. He then decides to...
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    9. 12-31-2008 01:46 AM #34
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      Quote Originally Posted by Psionics View Post
      ...finds a censor bar in them. He then decides to...
      remove the bar and saunter over the Jake. The two men begin to...
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    10. 12-31-2008 01:48 AM #35
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      Quote Originally Posted by drewmandan View Post
      remove the bar and saunter over the Jake. The two men begin to...
      ...get dressed. then he kills jake! that's it, OK! He's dead for good now! he then realizes that jake was the only punchline for this game so he makes a better on which goes...
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    11. 12-31-2008 01:53 AM #36
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      Quote Originally Posted by Psionics View Post
      ...get dressed. then he kills jake! that's it, OK! He's dead for good now! he then realizes that jake was the only punchline for this game so he makes a better on which goes...
      "It's not over yet". Jake comes back to life. Heath pitches.

      THUH END.
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    12. 01-01-2009 01:18 AM #37
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      New story.

      Two blondes walk into a bar...
      This shit never happens to me
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    13. 01-01-2009 01:19 AM #38
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      Quote Originally Posted by Fableflame View Post
      New story.

      Two blondes walk into a bar...
      and see Jake Gyllenhaal naked in the corner. They call Heath to join them. He arrives at the bar, unzips his pants and...
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    14. 01-01-2009 01:26 AM #39
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      sees a mad serial killer in the corner. The serial killer aims his gun and...
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      Quote Originally Posted by Venomblood View Post
      sees a mad serial killer in the corner. The serial killer aims his gun and...
      Heath pitches.

      THE END.
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    16. 01-01-2009 01:44 AM #41
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      Quote Originally Posted by drewmandan View Post
      Heath pitches.

      THE END.
      wrong.
      only i can end the story, since i started it.
      This shit never happens to me
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    17. 01-01-2009 03:38 AM #42
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      Quote Originally Posted by Venomblood View Post
      sees a mad serial killer in the corner. The serial killer aims his gun and...
      ...shoots Jake Gyllenhaal, sets him on fire, separates his ashes across the universe, and erases all DNA of his. then he proceeds to hunt down all the Jake Gyllenhaals of parallel universes. However, each time one is killed, the rest become stronger. Thus begins an epic quest...
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      But the last, and strongest of Jake Gyleenhaals defeats the mad serial killer. The last Jake Gyllenhaal decides to hunt down all the Mad Serial Killers of all the parrallel universes. Thus begins ANOTHER epic quest.
      This shit never happens to me
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      Quote Originally Posted by Fableflame View Post
      But the last, and strongest of Jake Gyleenhaals defeats the mad serial killer. The last Jake Gyllenhaal decides to hunt down all the Mad Serial Killers of all the parrallel universes. Thus begins ANOTHER epic quest.
      But, during the final battle, Doctor Who stops them with his sonic [strike]probe[/strike] screwdriver. however the serial killer steals the T.A.R.D.I.S. (a time and space machine if you don't know) and escapes NOT to earth but to...
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      But, during the final battle, Doctor Who stops them with his sonic [strike]probe[/strike] screwdriver. however the serial killer steals the T.A.R.D.I.S. (a time and space machine if you don't know) and escapes NOT to earth but to Mars and finds that their...
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      uranus. But the horrible smell of uranus forces him to return to earth, but the T.A.R.D.I.S. machine malfunctions and he winds up....
      This shit never happens to me
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      Quote Originally Posted by Fableflame View Post
      uranus. But the horrible smell of uranus forces him to return to earth, but the T.A.R.D.I.S. machine malfunctions and he winds up....
      ...in the year one trillion, at the collapse of the universe. but until he fixes the T.A.R.D.I.S he has to stay with a group of...
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      Women. They are all beautiful and super sexy but the human race has evolved beyond the need of sex to reproduce and men no longer exist, so they have no idea how to have sex and the Serial Killer dies of a horrible case of blue balls.

      THE END
      This shit never happens to me
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      MEMEME!

      John worksfor the US Army, and he is sent to Russia during World War M. He is captured by Russian enfrorcers. When the two Russians were bringing John back to Hitler II, John had . . .
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    25. 01-01-2009 05:08 AM #50
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      Quote Originally Posted by Eel View Post
      MEMEME!

      John worksfor the US Army, and he is sent to Russia during World War M. He is captured by Russian enfrorcers. When the two Russians were bringing John back to Hitler II, John had . . .
      a hidden Ion Bomb. he escapes, hides the ion bomb under a table in a room
      Hitler II was in, and escapes before checking if H2 was dead or not. he wasn't, and now he's really peeved. so...
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