LOL! This is a grate idaur.
How it went down
Ron Paul was immediatley caught off guard, when Count threw three magical fireballs at him.
"One fireball! Two Fireball! Three Fireball!"
Ron Paul: 4/5
Count: 5/5
Ron Paul was hit by the fireballs, and threw a campaign poster at the Count. The count got poked in the eye.
Ron Paul: 4/5
Count: 4/5
Count then fired back by counting Ron Paul's testicles.
"One Testicle, Two Testicle, ah ha ha, Three testicle!"
Ron Paul then cried, lowering his points yet again.
Ron Paul: 2/5
Count: 4/5
As Ron Paul continued to cry, a drop hit the floor. The Count approached, and slipped on the tear. Just as he was falling, his shoe flipped off and hit Ron Paul in the face.
Ron Paul: 1/5
Count: 3/5
The Count got up, and finally delivered the final blow by shitting all over Ron Paul.
Ron Paul: DEFEATED
Count: 3/5 Life Left
NEW CHALLENGER

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