This thread is for the most epic duels only.

The Game:
1. I post the first two contenders
2. The next person describes how one of them wins, and posts a new challenger to face the winner.
3. Next person repeats number 2.
4. A person may decide to merely watch a portion of the fight, and write down what they see.
5. It isn't recommended to include DV members, because they most likely immediately lose.
6. Try not to use the same person twice.
7. Pictures make it better.

And we have the first two:

Ron Paul VS. Count von Count