The VS. Thread

[Abra]

This thread is for the most epic duels only. The Game: 1. I post the first two contenders 2. The next person describes how one of them wins, and posts a new challenger to face the winner. 3. Next person repeats number 2. 4. A person may decide to merely watch a portion of the fight, and write down what they see. 5. It isn't recommended to include DV members, because they most likely immediately lose. 6. Try not to use the same person twice. 7. Pictures make it better. And we have the first two: Ron Paul VS. Count von Count

[AmazeO XD]

LOL! This is a grate idaur. How it went down Ron Paul was immediatley caught off guard, when Count threw three magical fireballs at him. "One fireball! Two Fireball! Three Fireball!" Ron Paul: 4/5 Count: 5/5 Ron Paul was hit by the fireballs, and threw a campaign poster at the Count. The count got poked in the eye. Ron Paul: 4/5 Count: 4/5 Count then fired back by counting Ron Paul's testicles. "One Testicle, Two Testicle, ah ha ha, Three testicle!" Ron Paul then cried, lowering his points yet again. Ron Paul: 2/5 Count: 4/5 As Ron Paul continued to cry, a drop hit the floor. The Count approached, and slipped on the tear. Just as he was falling, his shoe flipped off and hit Ron Paul in the face. Ron Paul: 1/5 Count: 3/5 The Count got up, and finally delivered the final blow by shitting all over Ron Paul. Ron Paul: DEFEATED Count: 3/5 Life Left NEW CHALLENGER Megaman