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    1. 03-24-2008 06:28 PM #26
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      Ninja pick-up lines!
      "I am so sorry about chopping off your boyfriend's arms. Need a hug?"

      My favorite, though, is probably this. When at a restaurant/coffee shop, take a sugar packet (that says "Sugar" on it), drop it when the person walks by, and then say, "Hey! You dropped your nametag!"

      "If there was one thing the lucid dreaming ninja writer could not stand, it was used car salesmen."
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    2. 03-24-2008 06:29 PM #27
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      LMFAO. Ok, that was really bad. ^ Haha. Creative, though. I love it.
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    3. 03-24-2008 06:31 PM #28
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      How about these:

      Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

      Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

      Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

      Hi. You'll do.

      I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

      Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

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    4. 03-25-2008 03:07 AM #29
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      When I'm 18 will you marry me?


      Never gets old.
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      TILDs - 1 (Thirst Induced Lucid Dream, never going through that experience again...)
      Total: 98 - So close to the big 100
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    5. 03-25-2008 03:09 AM #30
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      Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
      I already said it but its HILARIOUS when you actually say it....
      Actually its HILARIOUS when you watch someone else say it.

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    6. 03-25-2008 03:10 AM #31
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      Anal?


      Starry starry night, paint your pallet blue and gray,
      Look out on a summers day,
      with eyes that know the darkness of my soul.
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    7. 03-25-2008 03:12 AM #32
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      Hahahahah!
      pretty to the point.

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    8. 03-25-2008 03:13 AM #33
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      Quote Originally Posted by themuffinman View Post
      Ladies, we know youve heard them all, guys we know u have enough to end world hunger if pickup lines were grains of rice. so put the ones you know here.


      -how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice
      -do you work at subway? you just gave me a footlong
      -did it hurt? when you fell out of heaven
      -are your feet tired? 'cuz youve been running through my mind all day
      -do you work for cingular? cuz your always raising MY bar
      -Im like a rubicks cube, the longer you play with me the harder i get
      -are you from Tennessee cuz your the only ten I see
      -god must be angry, because heaven is missing one of its angels
      -im like chocolate, i melt in your mouth not in your hands
      -was that shirt 30% off? wana go to my place and get it 100% off
      -that shirt(article of clothing) looks good on you. want to know what would look really good on you? me

      and thats all i can think of right now,
      Fresh Prince of Bel-Air??? That's where I know it from... Hehe...
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    9. 03-25-2008 03:18 AM #34
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      Get in the trunk.
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    10. 03-25-2008 03:19 AM #35
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      You ever been punched in the face by a guy before? No?


      Starry starry night, paint your pallet blue and gray,
      Look out on a summers day,
      with eyes that know the darkness of my soul.
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    11. 03-25-2008 04:05 AM #36
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      "Sex or die"
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    12. 03-25-2008 04:06 AM #37
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      There are 602 bones in your body - want another?
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    13. 03-25-2008 04:08 AM #38
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      Come with me if you want to live.
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    14. 03-25-2008 04:10 AM #39
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      I lost my virginity - can I have yours?
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    15. 03-25-2008 04:38 AM #40
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      My friend got drunk and tried this one.

      "Knock Knock, can I cum inside you?"

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    16. 03-25-2008 04:43 AM #41
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      Quote Originally Posted by Wavefunction View Post
      There are 602 bones in your body - want another?
      lol thats a good one. their all good but that one im gona actually try ( to a friend and not 4 serious but yeah im gona say it)


      hmmm, ill post more if i think of em
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    17. 03-25-2008 04:51 AM #42
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      Do you want to see something swell?


      You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.



      (leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.


      Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

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    18. 03-25-2008 05:48 AM #43
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      Well, "Horrible" is the right word for these...

      "If there was one thing the lucid dreaming ninja writer could not stand, it was used car salesmen."
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    19. 03-25-2008 03:34 PM #44
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      Sure is...

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    20. 03-25-2008 09:51 PM #45
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      Why hello there, I have a magic watch that tells me you're not wearing any underwear. Oh hold on a minute it's one hour fast


      Excuse me but I would like to know your name
      girl: why?
      So that I have a name to go with your body when I masterb...

      As you can see, the woman love me

      One for the English men to an American woman...

      Do you have any English in you?
      girl: no...
      Do you want some?
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      You're just jealous that I'm more of a man than you could ever be, sweetie pie.
      Shoot for the moon, even if you miss it you will land among the stars.
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    21. 03-28-2008 05:18 AM #46
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      Screw me I'm Irish!!!

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    22. 04-04-2008 02:19 AM #47
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      A good friend off in university suggested these:

      guy dressed as a cowboy "I've lost my pony, could I get a ride home?"
      "I'm sorry, I'm lost, can you show me the way to your bed?"
      "wow, don't I know you?" (reply) "sorry, I don't think so," "Yeah I do! You're the girl I was dreaming about"
      This sig is composed entirely of recycled electrons.

      Basic lucid tasks completed: Stop traffic, Draw/paint a self portrait/landscape, Swing into a body of water, Walk through fire, Watch TV.

      Advanced: None
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    23. 04-04-2008 02:44 AM #48
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      Quote Originally Posted by metalminx View Post
      Is there a ninja in your pants? cause YOUR ASS IS KICKIN!
      For me only:
      Is there a ninja in your pants? Want there to be?
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    24. 04-04-2008 02:49 AM #49
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      Here's one: Your ugly, I'm ugly, let's get together.
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    25. 04-05-2008 04:08 AM #50
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      "So hey...wanna fuck?".

      Works everytime
      Lost sig pic so lucid count goes here.

      Lucids 2008

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      MILD: 0
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