Horrible pickup lines

**Mysteryhunter** · 04-05-2008 04:48 AM

**AspirationRealized** · 04-05-2008 04:53 AM

This one is supposedly old, and its not mine. Saw it on that pick up artist MTV show.

There's this study that shows 20% of women masturbate in the shower, and the rest sing. Do you know the song they sing?

"No?"

You must be one of the ones that masturbate then...

**thisismylogin** · 04-17-2008 12:15 AM

Excuse me sir, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

**psychology student** · 04-17-2008 12:34 AM

Originally Posted by thisismylogin

Excuse me sir, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

Dammit I lost my cellphone number, can I have yours?

**Wavefunction** · 04-17-2008 12:41 AM

I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

**Sornaensis** · 04-17-2008 01:42 AM

Originally Posted by Daeva

Pics plz

Originally Posted by Daniel Danciu

TITS or GTFO

You win.

Originally Posted by Luminous

The worst I know of:

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

You win too.

Originally Posted by Abra

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself inside your pants.

My firend said that one backwards in an attempt to make a humorous homosexual gesture towards some stranger-- But he said it backwards!

He said: "You must have mirrors in your pants, because I can see myself in your pockets" lul

Originally Posted by RockNRoller123

Hi. You'll do.

You win too.

Originally Posted by Grod

Get in the trunk.

And you.

**dragonoverlord** · 04-17-2008 02:16 AM

"How much for an hour"?

**MAXxyz** · 04-24-2008 09:23 PM

I shit my pants, can i get into yours?

**panta-rei** · 04-24-2008 11:02 PM

My favorite one was to go into a comic book store, find a chick, and go;

Baby, I roll with a d20.

**Greedo** · 04-24-2008 11:08 PM

"You must be Jesus Christ, because I want to nail you."

**panta-rei** · 04-24-2008 11:11 PM

that is awful!

OH MY GOD!!! ARE YOU OKAY? Cause it looks like you just fell from heaven.

**Jdeadevil** · 04-24-2008 11:12 PM

"Have some milk, *mwahahahaha*"

**CoLd BlooDed** · 04-24-2008 11:15 PM

Originally Posted by Jdeadevil

"Have some milk, *mwahahahaha*"

...

What?

**Jdeadevil** · 04-24-2008 11:15 PM

Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed

...

What?

lol

**panta-rei** · 04-24-2008 11:17 PM

I picked it up. Roofies!

**Vance** · 04-25-2008 04:50 AM

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Are those space pants you're wearing? Cause that ass is out of this world.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

That was a good laugh.

I really don't think I would go out with a girl cheap enough to bite a one-liner.

**ray** · 04-26-2008 02:38 AM

you know what i like? hamburgers.you know what i love? you.

**Pyrofan1** · 04-26-2008 02:58 AM

**thisismylogin** · 04-26-2008 03:00 AM

"Hey are you drunk?"
"yes"
"wow, we have lots in common!"

**Ne-yo** · 04-26-2008 03:13 AM

Here are some that I know you guys would appreciate.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

And my favorite....

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

**Jdeadevil** · 04-26-2008 03:25 AM

"Hey baby *squeezes nipple*"

**Ne-yo** · 04-26-2008 03:27 AM

Originally Posted by Pyrofan1

Freaking Hilarious!!!!!! LMAO

**Man of Steel** · 04-26-2008 03:31 AM

Do you think, secretly, there are robots living amongst us? Because I do, and I need to do a few tests to make sure you're not one of them...

Hi, I'm Clark Kent. Wanna see me in tights? Swell!