Thread: Zombie Tools

Damn Delphinus. You made some bad choices.

Your kendo armour basically amounts to robes with poor visibility.

Your snowplow will guzzle down so much gas.

And as for your weapons? TWO swords and a staff-thing?! Let's just say I wouldn't want you by my side when the zombie-apocalypse hits.

They look cool, but yeah. He's fucked.

Originally Posted by Goldney

Your kendo armour basically amounts to robes with poor visibility.

Your snowplow will guzzle down so much gas.

And as for your weapons? TWO swords and a staff-thing?! Let's just say I wouldn't want you by my side when the zombie-apocalypse hits.

Actually, the kendo robes lay pretty tight, and the mask doesn't restrict visibility too much.

And its not like I'm going to be in the snow plow for very long...

When it comes to the weapons, those don't run out of bullets. And the Kwan Dao keeps zombies at a distance... Why were those such bad ideas?

Originally Posted by Delphinus

Actually, the kendo robes lay pretty tight, and the mask doesn't restrict visibility too much.

And its not like I'm going to be in the snow plow for very long...

When it comes to the weapons, those don't run out of bullets. And the Kwan Dao keeps zombies at a distance... Why were those such bad ideas?

No, but swords quickly become useless after cutting through bones, tendons, ligaments, etc. And say even 20 are steadily advancing. Where as a gun could cut them down, would you have the energy to sever the heads of even 20 zombies? As for the snow plow, you might as well walk into zombie infested territory wearing Christmas lights.

Dudes...

Light sabers leave this entire debate biting the dust.

^Too true.

I should have thought of that one, but i'd still want a blaster at my side

Originally Posted by oniman7

No, but swords quickly become useless after cutting through bones, tendons, ligaments, etc. And say even 20 are steadily advancing. Where as a gun could cut them down, would you have the energy to sever the heads of even 20 zombies? As for the snow plow, you might as well walk into zombie infested territory wearing Christmas lights.

That's why guns take the fun out of everything, you don't even have to try.. And we're not talking about $15 China-Town swords, either (well, I wouldn't be). Don't forget that Delphinus's swords are those hook-shaped ones, they resemble crow-bars a lot... great for prying into zombie skulls. As for having enough energy? Who wouldn't feel pumped to lay waste to a zombie horde numbering on the thousands with a stockpile of melee weapons and "motivational" music to back you? lulz.

Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

Dudes...

Light sabers Force Lightning leave this entire debate biting the dust.

Fixed.

Why? I got the little MIB gun.

You guys say "Guns take the fun out of everything"

we're not talking about fun

We're talking about the survival of the human race.

Which is why you should have a side kick of the opposite sex.

Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

Which is why you should have a side kick of the opposite sex.

ROFLMAO

(I think there's still some time left, and this is a "timeless" thread, so this shouldn't qualify as necro-posting just yet. If it does, my apologies.)



Primary weapon: Crossbow w/ scope. I can take out zombies from a moderate distance without making a noise. I can also take back the arrow(s) afterwards, so I will never run out of ammo.

Secondary weapon: Katana. If a zombie gets too close, I can easily cut its head off.

Vehicle: When searching for food or other supplies, I will travel on a touring mc. Fast, comfortable, and if there are too many zombies for my crossbow and katana to handle I will have a quick way out of there.

Armor: Leather trenchcoat, studded leather boots, biker gloves, and a biker helmet. Zombies can't bite through it, and I will look awesome

Battle anthem: Cannibal Corpse - "The time to kill is now", or similiar Metal song.

Sidekick: Alyx Vance from Half-Life 2. She knows how to kick ass, and she's hot

Stronghold: Houseboat. Zombies can't swim, right? If they can, my stronghold would still be a boat, just bigger. Zombies can't climb up, and I can fish whenever I want.
If the boat is big enough I might also be able to keep my mc there, so I will be ready when visiting land.

Location: On a sea or ocean, but not too far away from land.

Last words: No comment, lol.

Primary weapon: Sword of a Thousand Truths
Secondary weapon: Nukes...and lots of them.
Vehicle: The giant metal spider from Wild Wild West
Armor: Bubble wrap
Battle Anthem: One Step Closer by Linkin Park
Sidekick: Some hot Asian babe I can have sex with right before the end
Stronghold: Underwater fortress
Location: Underwater
Last words: Suck hot lead, zombie bastards!

Meh...wish I had the time and/or motivation to make a picture-grid.

Awesome thread.

wait shit...I just realized I couple upgrade my vehicle and have 2 new weapons!



New Primary:

Hand of Ragnaros


Secondary:

Thunderfuryx2