Thread: This Is A Song, For The Ladies. But Fellas, Listen Closely.

You don't always have to fuck her hard,
In fact, sometimes that's not right to do.

Sometimes you gotta make some love,
and fucking give her some smoochies too.

SOMETIME YOU GOTTA SQUEEZE,
SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA SAY PLEASE.



Sometimes you gotta say..HEY.

I'm gonna fuck you. Softly.
I'm gonna screw you. Gently.
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly.
I'm gonna ball you discreetly.



And then you say, hey I brought you flowers..



Then you say, wait a minute, Sally.
I think I got something in my TEETH.

Could you get it out for me?

THAT'S FUCKING TEAMWORK!!!

What's your favorite poz-ish?
That's coo with me, it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it fromZANZIBAR!



Tenacious D
Fuck Her Gently.