You are my new idol. |
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Late night, raccoon making noises out back. I go out, it's rummaging through my garbage. |
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You are my new idol. |
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Yus. <: |
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Abraxas
Originally Posted by OldSparta
boo! I'm the raccoons manager, and he told me you were way beyond his weight class, and the scheduled fight was supposed to be weaponless. Drop some weight, read the contract again, and just make sure your rabies shot is up to date when the rematch goes on! |
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Eh, shooting it with a paintball gun is twenty times funnier. Trust me. |
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You sound about as vicious as my dog |
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A similar thing happened with me recently. This is a true story. I heard something in the bushes outside my bedroom window a few weeks ago at about 3 a.m. I thought it was a cat or something, so I went out to chase it off. I picked up a big stick and started hitting the bushes with it, and an enormous armadillo came running out and ran off. I did what O'nus could not do. I made the thing too scared to even bow up to me. It just ran away. I am the champ. |
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How do you know you are not dreaming right now?
Pfft, I bash in armadillos' heads with my walking sticks or shoot them with a .22 when I see them. Damn things carry leprosy. |
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