101 Ways to Get Kicked out of Wal-Mart

**Muggler** · 09-20-2009 06:15 PM

Say the number you are about to do, then say your way.
Ex: 1: Put barbie on top of a shelf and scream "Shes gonna jump!"

Only one per post, no double posting.

1: Put barbie on top of a shelf and scream "Shes gonna jump!"

**dorpis** · 09-20-2009 06:33 PM

2. Masturbate in front of everyone.

**Odd_Nonposter** · 09-20-2009 06:34 PM

3. Run around screaming FIRE!

**DrunkenArse** · 09-20-2009 06:37 PM

4) Show up at the 24 hour walmart at three in the morning with a crew full of hippies tripping face and start playing frisbee and hide and seek. When approached by management, explain, in a terrible accent, that you are the son of a russian diplomat and say "When the revolution comes, I will personally instruct you in soviet manners!"

Yes, I've actually done this

**Muggler** · 09-20-2009 06:41 PM

5: Play Go-Karts with your friends in the isles.

**Snowy Egypt** · 09-20-2009 07:09 PM

6) Beat up some woman's 2 year old daughter because you think she's too loud.

True story.

**Sugarglider11** · 09-20-2009 07:19 PM

7) Walk in with Various farm animals

**dorpis** · 09-20-2009 07:19 PM

Originally Posted by Snowy Egypt

6) Beat up some woman's 2 year old daughter because you think she's too loud.

True story.

8. Have a real life Pokemon battle with the plush toys.

**Catbus** · 09-20-2009 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by Snowy Egypt

6) Beat up some woman's 2 year old daughter because you think she's too loud.

True story.

I saw that on the news a little bit ago.

9) Accidentally ride a Ripstick into a loud mouthed woman, causing her to drop her cell phone.

*Bonus points if your friend gets caught shoplifting at roughly the same time*

**Sugarglider11** · 09-20-2009 07:53 PM

10) asked to get kicked out, doesn't get simpler than that :p

**dreamnoob** · 09-20-2009 08:00 PM

11) start eating food off the shelves

**Sornaensis** · 09-20-2009 08:02 PM

Get a bunch of your friends together and start opening boxes of soda and shaking up cans and throwing them whilst wearing pig masks and trench-coats.

**Lulian** · 09-20-2009 08:33 PM

13) Pee on small childern

**ninja9578** · 09-20-2009 08:44 PM

14. Create a Rube Goldberg machine that spans all of the isles and all departments.

**dreamnoob** · 09-20-2009 09:27 PM

15) tell the greeter to F-off

**Muggler** · 09-20-2009 10:10 PM

16: Make a race track using store items such as juice cartons, etc.

**Tyler** · 09-20-2009 10:19 PM

17) Pray to Satan as loudly as possible, with a bullhorn.

**Muggler** · 09-20-2009 10:22 PM

18: Grab a baseball and throw it in a random direction, and listen for an "ow"

**Tyler** · 09-20-2009 10:23 PM

19) Do tourettes guy impressions.

**mrdeano** · 09-20-2009 10:30 PM

20) Jump on someones back and see how long you can stay on before being thrown off. Then try and beat your time.

**Tyler** · 09-20-2009 10:54 PM

21) Offer random shoppers lotion and say "Beat off cream?"

**Mzzkc** · 09-21-2009 02:06 AM

22) Bring Fableflame.

**Tyler** · 09-21-2009 02:33 AM

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

22) Bring Fableflame.

;___;

**Man of Shred** · 09-21-2009 02:36 AM

23. Walk around the store handing out free copies of the Anti wal-mart documentary DVD.

**Mjs961** · 09-21-2009 02:37 AM

23. Bring a lot of Target ads inside

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