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    1. 09-20-2009 06:15 PM #1
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      101 Ways to Get Kicked out of Wal-Mart

      Say the number you are about to do, then say your way.
      Ex: 1: Put barbie on top of a shelf and scream "Shes gonna jump!"

      Only one per post, no double posting.

      1: Put barbie on top of a shelf and scream "Shes gonna jump!"
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    2. 09-20-2009 06:33 PM #2
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      2. Masturbate in front of everyone.

      Well shellyboof bishop isn't going to let you over-egg this pudding!



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    3. 09-20-2009 06:34 PM #3
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      3. Run around screaming FIRE!
      The Emperor Wears No Clothes: The book that everyone needs to read.
      "If the words "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on."- Terence McKenna
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    4. 09-20-2009 06:37 PM #4
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      4) Show up at the 24 hour walmart at three in the morning with a crew full of hippies tripping face and start playing frisbee and hide and seek. When approached by management, explain, in a terrible accent, that you are the son of a russian diplomat and say "When the revolution comes, I will personally instruct you in soviet manners!"

      Yes, I've actually done this
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    5. 09-20-2009 06:41 PM #5
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      5: Play Go-Karts with your friends in the isles.
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    6. 09-20-2009 07:09 PM #6
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      6) Beat up some woman's 2 year old daughter because you think she's too loud.

      True story.
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      This guy, , and this guy, , are mine. BACK OFF!
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    7. 09-20-2009 07:19 PM #7
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      7) Walk in with Various farm animals


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      Quote Originally Posted by Snowy Egypt View Post
      6) Beat up some woman's 2 year old daughter because you think she's too loud.

      True story.


      8. Have a real life Pokemon battle with the plush toys.

      Well shellyboof bishop isn't going to let you over-egg this pudding!



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    9. 09-20-2009 07:45 PM #9
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      Quote Originally Posted by Snowy Egypt View Post
      6) Beat up some woman's 2 year old daughter because you think she's too loud.

      True story.
      I saw that on the news a little bit ago.

      9) Accidentally ride a Ripstick into a loud mouthed woman, causing her to drop her cell phone.

      *Bonus points if your friend gets caught shoplifting at roughly the same time*


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      Fuck it moron, snortin oxycontin, wearin cotton,
      Oxymoron like buff faggots playin sissy dykes
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    10. 09-21-2009 09:02 PM #10
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      25: Take a load of juice cartons, and empty it on the ground, and then when people turn the corner, give them a slight boost.
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    11. 09-21-2009 09:25 PM #11
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      26) Get a bunch of friends, unpack all of the nerf guns and then start shooting them at everyone in sight while shouting "Durka Durka Muhammad Jihad!"
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    12. 09-22-2009 03:19 AM #12
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      27. Get a buddy to get high or trip and bring them in. Sit back and enjoy as your friend flips out. The management will be unhappy

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    13. 09-25-2009 12:19 AM #13
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      28. perform a striptease for one of the "older" cashiers
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    14. 09-25-2009 12:25 AM #14
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      Quote Originally Posted by RockNRoller123 View Post
      27. Get a buddy to get high or trip and bring them in. Sit back and enjoy as your friend flips out. The management will be unhappy
      I'll do it
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    15. 09-25-2009 01:37 AM #15
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      29. Play hide and go seek with friends. Running is allowed. (PS, I've actually have done this. But no, haven't gotten kicked out) (I just saw this on the list, but mine is different. Running is allowed, and you can hide ANYWHERE)
      If you see a strange typo in my post, blame my iPad for that.

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    16. 09-27-2009 05:48 PM #16
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      Run out of the bathroom naked, and attack people. You'll also get arrested on felony charges but that only makes it more fun!
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