Quote Originally Posted by Universal Mind View Post
I think noobs should be banned right after their first posts if they use objective personal pronouns in the subjective case, especially the really friendly noobs, but only after they get cussed out by the staff. Using an apostrophe in an possessive pronoun should be grounds for criminal charges. Well, you could at least screw with them and tell them you've called the police.
I think this would be an excellent policy. The newbies should also be given links to several grammar websites.