Thread: 15 Reasons why Pirates are better than Ninjas.

I agree with this fucker.
Not the one above me.
That first fucker.
Although, vampires (and not the shitty sparkly ones) are better than all.
Green Day>Vampires>Pirates>Ninjas>Just About Everything Else

Ninjas and pirates both suck. Cowboys are where it's at..



EDIT: @Kromoh, you should make a poll: Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Cowboys

Originally Posted by CRAZY BONE

Ninjas and pirates both suck. Cowboys are where it's at..



EDIT: @Kromoh, you should make a poll: Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Cowboys

trumped....

Both pirates and ninjas are nauseatingly cliche. Get rid of them all.

I am the founder of the Pirate-Ninja coalition of the South Pacific, and an activist for the support of merging the two factions into one unholy super-faction. My coalition has demonstrated a 300% increase in yield of monetary gain over the average earnings of pirate crews operating during the time of the "Golden Age" of piracy (inflated economy taken into account). Ninjas will also find that their position aboard pirate ships are in high demand. The pay is better and the benefits have gone up in quality with the advent of new technologies and more effective ship operators. Health care and dental services are provided, and there is at least one surgeon aboard every vessel service. I share this with you now so that you may see past the differences so that you can pursue an exciting and rewarding career on board one of many of the coalition's ships, Kromoh.

Originally Posted by DeeryTheDeer

Both pirates and ninjas are nauseatingly cliche. Get rid of them all.

They are only cliche because they are so incredibly awesome. One being tired of hearing how awesome they are does not make them any less awesome.

And to the OP, my rebuttal:



Sorry, Pirates. You guys are cool too, and all, but come on now. Srsly...

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

They are only cliche because they are so incredibly awesome. One being tired of hearing how awesome they are does not make them any less awesome.

And to the OP, my rebuttal:



Sorry, Pirates. You guys are cool too, and all, but come on now. Srsly...

So true...
except the last part... PIRATES FTW!

Originally Posted by hellohihello

If a Ninja and a Pirate dueled, I think the ninja would win. SO doesn't that make ninjas better?

If two people fought, and one of them cheated, the one who cheated would win. That doesn't mean the person who cheated is better.

Therefore, the answer for your question is "not necessarily".

Originally Posted by CRAZY BONE

Ninjas and pirates both suck. Cowboys are where it's at..



EDIT: @Kromoh, you should make a poll: Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Cowboys

Fuck. Yes.

Reaching back a ways...

Originally Posted by CRAZY BONE

Ninjas and pirates both suck. Cowboys are where it's at..



EDIT: @Kromoh, you should make a poll: Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Cowboys

/thread.

Originally Posted by Mark75

But this is a competition of badness. Clearly ninjas are better cheaters.

Here I was thinking ninjas had a strong sense of pride and a strict code of conduct?

Originally Posted by Xox

kromoh, mark said he loved you on skype the other day. man

Too little too late. I'm aiming for his twin brother now.

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I love this smiley:

Originally Posted by Kromoh

Here I was thinking ninjas had... ...a strict code of conduct?

My friend, you don't know ninja.

Need I say anything?

Originally Posted by Invader

Need I say anything?

can't believe that took 29 replies

gg dv